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Exodus Poll


Qaz

What would lead to a greater exodus of players?  

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    • Jose Mourinho's departure from the club and Avram Grant's appointment on a permanent basis
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    • Roman Abramovich's departure from the club and cutting of all financial donations to Chelsea (assuming Mourinho is then rehired on the 5million odd pound a year contract he was on before)
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God gave us bread (or was that Jesus - well never mind which one it was, credit to the family), common man made it better by toasting it and then man of great taste made it even better by putting marmite on it.

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I used to work for Whitbreads. All of the sh*te and sweepings and dead rats and cats and everything that was left over in the big brewing vats after the nice lovely beer had been strained off was tipped out into the yard in a big heap.

Then, when the heap was big enough to fill a large truck, some guy with a JCB would come along and scrape it all up, stuff, dirt, oil-spills and everything and load it up into a truck that had the words "Finest Ingredients for Marmite, the healthiest food in the world" written on the side.

And that, folks, is where Marmite comes from - the crap that was too toxic to put into landfill

Kev

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Marmite is not fit for humans!

It makes me gag and feel unwell.

It brings on bouts of delirium.......

.....I even saw the Virgin Mary on a Marmite infested slice of toast.............

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Its my Kyrptonite,my Lex Luther,my nemesis!

I wouldn't even let a T*ttenham fan eat it!

You lads need to get back to rehab and get clean!!

Cold Turkey!!

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Marmite BAD

Please no more polls!

Qaz you have more poles than a stripclub (The Peel)

More than a 2007 building site!

If I wanna post polls I will post polls. No one is forcing you to read them, to vote or to post a reply in them.

Sorry to sound rude, but I need to make clear that I will decide what I write and don't write on this forum (assuming its within the forum rules) no one else.

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Marmite BAD

Please no more polls!

Qaz you have more poles than a stripclub (The Peel)

More than a 2007 building site!

If I wanna post polls I will post polls. No one is forcing you to read them, to vote or to post a reply in them.

Sorry to sound rude, but I need to make clear that I will decide what I write and don't write on this forum (assuming its within the forum rules) no one else.

No mate you dont sound rude......bit up tight but never rude icon_wink.gif

Im only joking!

We got plenty of Poles over here,under-cutting our tradesmen.

These are hard times mate!!

But NO to Marmite.

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Marmite BAD

Please no more polls!

Qaz you have more poles than a stripclub (The Peel)

More than a 2007 building site!

If I wanna post polls I will post polls. No one is forcing you to read them, to vote or to post a reply in them.

Sorry to sound rude, but I need to make clear that I will decide what I write and don't write on this forum (assuming its within the forum rules) no one else.

No mate you dont sound rude......bit up tight but never rude icon_wink.gif

Im only joking!

We got plenty of Poles over here,under-cutting our tradesmen.

These are hard times mate!!

But NO to Marmite.

Good point Rob.

We could have a poll about Poles.

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Marmite BAD

Please no more polls!

Qaz you have more poles than a stripclub (The Peel)

More than a 2007 building site!

If I wanna post polls I will post polls. No one is forcing you to read them, to vote or to post a reply in them.

Sorry to sound rude, but I need to make clear that I will decide what I write and don't write on this forum (assuming its within the forum rules) no one else.

No mate you dont sound rude......bit up tight but never rude icon_wink.gif

Im only joking!

We got plenty of Poles over here,under-cutting our tradesmen.

These are hard times mate!!

But NO to Marmite.

Good point Rob.

We could have a poll about Poles.

Caught one nicking a phone today funny enough. Should we send him back home or not? Qaz start a poll please.

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Marmite : food of the gods

Sweet Corn : food of the devil

It is fair to say that any food that comes out the other end looking exactly the same as it went in has to be protected from up high by the Prince of Darkness.

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