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So it's Pochettino...and now officially gone!
Like Benitez, we shouldn’t ever be hiring managers with a history against us at a rival. Alonso has his Liverpool history, but he was always a smooth operator, and a stand up guy, it’s not like hiring a Carragher.
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Pedro Neto *Official*
He'll be on 3 years remaining in 2027, and he's currently earning only £45kpw. It seems likely.
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Pedro Neto *Official*
I pull your leg we are still married and have been happily married for 7 years. Trouble is we have been married for 17 ! All joking apart she is a lovely lady and is a Chelsea convert
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Chelsea kit 26/27
Millwall lion 3rd spotted in the wild. Awful.. didn’t realise how bad the outer lines being misaligned were, probs slightly better without the CWC badge and the new sponsor, but still.
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Pedro Neto *Official*
That would be to insert release clauses in both Neto and Gusto’s contracts. That’s how I read into it anyway. Both wanted away and both were priced out the market
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Chelsea vs Hull City (PL) Saturday 12th September 15:00 GMT
Hopefully their boss is affected by the PL ‘Manager of the month’ curse. Gonna be interested how we deal with having lots of the ball, and early goal for this one would be ideal.
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Pedro Neto *Official*
He’s running the charisma/personality in dressing room game on the club, seems to be well liked. Funny because after most performances last season I was googling to re-check his contract expiry, no point now.
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Chelsea vs Hull City (PL) Saturday 12th September 15:00 GMT
Pedro Palmer & Rodgers should score or create numerous chances v the occasional effort from McBurnie. Cmon we win this one. Hull have had a good start but the party's over, surely?
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Chelsea vs Hull City (PL) Saturday 12th September 15:00 GMT
Please … ABG … anyone but Gusto! Why do we always have these players that the fans don’t rate but the manager does, like Mount, Jorginho, Havertz - Fernandez!
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Pedro Neto *Official*
Happy with that as long as its one that involves his Hairdresser.
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Xabi Alonso - New Chelsea Manager
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Xabi Alonso - New Chelsea Manager
Yes Enzo, that would tend to happen when you racially abuse one half then wish for an invasion of the other half’s country.
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Pedro Neto *Official*
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Only logical reason I can see is we’re tying them down to new deals so we can maximise their value when we sell them in summer. Logically, it makes no other sense.- Pre-Match Predictions - Week 4 - Hull City (H)
3-2 to Chelsea Palmer 5- Pre-Match Predictions - Week 4 - Hull City (H)
Chelsea 4 - 1 Hull 13' João Pedro- Rangers Vintage
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Brace yourselves. Malo Gusto is rumored to be the next player getting an extension...- Pedro Neto *Official*
Did I say I was still married?- Pedro Neto *Official*
I have also just rejected Sydney Sweeney and Kylie Kardashian.- Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2026/27
Who gives a sh*t? There are more important things to be concerned about.- Pedro Neto *Official*
Happy anniversary! Me & my partner purposely didn’t officially get together for 24 hours to avoid it being our anniversary. It is my friend’s birthday today though and I never forget. See also friends that were born on D-Day & January 6th.- Xabi Alonso - New Chelsea Manager
Surprised anyone would be surprised this snake would do this. He’s a c**t and am glad he’s gone - Pedro Neto *Official*