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Yeah - I've heard that Just will be voting for Ricci. I heard Just has got special dispensation to cast a double vote - one for Riccy and the other for Robben's nurse

a) "We took a perfectly useless *psychopath* like Valentine, and turned him into a successful executive. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently...deranged, would-be killer!" Trading Places j) "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself." Dirty Harry n) "Greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works." That Michael Douglas thing about Wall Street o) "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Somewhere in North Africa p) "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen in one of his better films

only messing with ya mate! Sorry if I offended! kev

Taxi!! Well thank you L&P! To Whitehall my man, and don't spare the horses

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Looks to me that you have got waaay too much knowledge about that web-sh*te for comfort mate Kev

17 is the other one with the "pretty" boy playing a pikey fighter - can't remember what it's called but it was on telly the other night

Would have actually been 4 hours and 30 minutes - Kick off is at 20:05 GMT Kev

Good luck Glory and , hey, let's be careful out there! Kev

I do - but then I'm just an old romantic at heart! And not to mention the coke dealers who would be forced out of business if Fowler went (because he obviously wouldn't be having a fire at home all through the winter ) kev

The main thrust of opinion on CFCNet seems to be Don't wear colours Don't go on your own, and Get there early or be prepared for some I think it may well be very nasty on Monday. As far as I can tell, the stabbing victims on Sunday were all Spuds w**kers, and they came out second best. So they will be really up for it I think kev

Oh for Christ's Sake Rob! Have a look here http://www.chelseafc.com/xxchelsea180706/i.../list_2209129_6 And shame on you Loz for encouraging him! The bit that matters is

LMAO - I've emailed them to her at [email protected]

SO get the A5 pad out and fire one off to the FA/UEFA/FIFA whatever Loz I think you have a very good (if a still to be clarified) line of thought on this mate. You sorted RA the other day, get writing! kev PS - I KNOW that the letters on A5 are written in green ink

I was really only playing devil's advocate Loz. I agree totally with you, I hate it whenever it's done, by CFC players or opponents. I would be happy but embarrassed if my scenario occurred, incensed if it was El Tumblo at the other end, but ultimatley sanguine about the whole thing. I saw on another place (I think) a suggestion of some sort of sin-bin for diving and the like. That might work. Kev

But she took them out for me last time

Harringtons, tasselled loafers, tonic jackets, silk hanky triangles on a card for your top pocket, button-fly levis before they had a number, clip-on braces, levi jacket with the collar amended to hold a length of chain AHHHH - Those were the days Kev

Oh where, oh where is Kenn on the ONE ocassion that we actually need him???? C'est la Vie! kev PS Sorry Bluebeard

are we going to start wiping the bottom of the joke barrel again?

OK, it's the third minute of added time in the last game of the season, against the Mancs. The score is 1-1 and we need to win to "steal" the EPL. Robben dashes through into the American penalty area (or end-zone as they call it) in front of the MHL. Donkey Ferdinand sticks out a leg, Artful Robbie spots this and goes over in a full dying swan 9.9 level dive. Honest Graham Poll (for it is he), as ethical as the day is long points to the spot while looking for the nearest camera. Up steps Frankie to bamboozle Van der Graaf and "break the old onion bag" (Copyright some Irish Tosser) My question is this: How many in the MHL would stand up and shout "Oh play fair Mr Poll, that was such a blatant dive, I don't think we could, in all conscience, accept that penalty kick" Discuss Kev

Love that! I still got a Crombie from the seventies - only gets worn at funerals now, but IT STILL FITS!!!! LMFAO! Kev

Quoting myself here but Sunday evening might bear me out a tad! Kev

OK, I have a few summer song memories Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks - Got it played by the DJ at the Codrington specially for a girl I fancied and she rewarded me outside after Silver Machine - Saw Hawkwind at Stonehenge. Most of their stuff was sh*t but this is classic New York New York - This played every night in a beach bar on Majorca during one of the very best holidays we have ever had Radar Love - Played by Bit on the Side Live at the Rock and Blues Festival We went on after Motorhead, played a full set but had to stop halfway through for the strippers (see previous posts about disappearing truncheons) and played this song as a four piece band. It was totally amazing having hundreds of air-guitarists playing along with me Drive - The Cars Sadly, not a good summer memory, but the use of this and the film that went with it at Live Aid has stayed with me ever since. The incongruity of sitting in the sun watching and listening to this filled me up There's probably loads more but I now gotta go do some work Kev

My wife has a musician's MySpace to advertise her singing - That works very well. However, when she told her sister about it, the sister went off on one and set herself and her husband up as well. They seem to be in this "I must be great, look at the number of myspace friends I've got" game. For musicians at least, it's a very useful tool. For non-musicians I think that Myspace, Bebo, Facebook and the rest are either a vanity thing or a way to get a shag (either real or cyber) Kev PS - I ain't got any of them - I got a life instead

Classic piece of end of the week Local Government work Loz. I salute you! kev