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I shall be wearing my Red and Black Gullitt 10 shirt tonight - Let's hope that the legendary Scouse wit of the arseholes down the pub will see the funny side! Forza Milano kev

Bag to carry stolen bits of the Acropolis home in - check Forged Tickets or Tickets from the 2005 final - check Legendary Scouse wit (family-sized pack) - check

What Lofty Said

That appears to be a 3-1-3-3 formation - Interesting against the small teams like Sunderland and Liverpool, but I think it would be disastrous against L'Arse or the Mancs Kev

Are there Scissors involved?

I think I prefer mine Loz

OK - I just wondered how y'all prepare for the match tonight. My pre-match evening is taken up with Tubular Bells on the Bang & Olufsen Mussels in garlic, onion and white wine vinegar bubbling away A glass (or two) of Tesco's Fruity Red Wine Box Wife out at evening classes Phone on answermachine I'm enjoying it so far Kev

Just voted! And then had a look around, one link is to the page where you can book tickets for the Player of teh Year Dinner. Seems not too bad ?135 per person, but THEN! f**k me, the clowns will charge me ?1.50 "BOOKING FEE" Quid and a half extra rip-off fee I think! Rant over and I am now calm and serene! Kev

and anyway, how would Sidwell strengthen ANY team?

OK mate - that's a fair and reasonable argument, and I apologise for my initial rant. It wasn't meant to be patronising, and I can't obvoiously comment on how big or ugly you are, but your posts before that have nearly always been sensible and in accord with my own views. I still contend that JM never had a go at the Ambulance Service as such, just at the amount of time that it took to get Cech to hospital. In the frightening situation of a football player possibly dying, I believe he was warranted, and I agree with him whole-heartedly. Anyway, sorry again Kev

Jeez, this was hard. I had a long old think, and a look at the videos on the shelf (yes Iam an old f**ker with VHS still) So, in no particular order, except for the first Horror Horror The Exorcist - Top film in any genre Don't Look back The Omen Hellraiser A Clockwork Orange The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original, not so much the remake) The Evil Dead Near Dark Blood Simple The Lost Boys Action - (I might have taken some liberties here) Matrix 1 + 2 The Dirty Harry Series The Man with No Name trilogy The Blues Brothers Car Chases Terminator 2 Predator Alien First Blood Total Recall The Dam Busters The Eiger Sanction There may well be more as I think some more, so I might have to come do some editing Kev

Thanks mate. But I never went away. Loz just kept me in the cellar with a leather face mask and a pair of leather chaps on. It was only when Just came to visit and cried 'Bring out the gimp' that I managed to escape! I didn't know that Loz pandered to CSR fantasies! I'll have to work out what mine are and see if he can sort me out! kev

I think you might have missed the "ALLEGED" in both bits Brian! Oh, and welcome back mate - I know it's a bit late but I've been busy! Kev

We all have our views on JM, should he stay or should he go? How bad were his tactics this season? Just how gobby a little twat is he anyway? yada, yada, yada! BUT, we need to make sure that whatever views we hold are based on our own feelings, not on some sh*te that Lofty's favourite animals, the Gutter press are telling us. For someone (you know who you are) to say is ridiculous, and just a rehash of the media ranting that took place over that frantic week or so's redtop CFC-bashing.What JM criticised was the amount of time it took to get a seriously injured player into an ambulance, in the heat of a very fractious set of interviews, and, in my opinion, he was TOTALLY correct. Just because some other publicity-seeking union official took the chance to gain some momentary glory for himself (and who among us, even 5 days after the furore, could even remember that twonk's name?), and that was taken up by the ranting tabloids, doesn't mean that a) it was true, B) that it should EVER have been given any credence by ANYONE, and c) we should even be thinking about that mis-quoted and distorted comment in relation to our manager. Rant over again. Oh, and, for what it's worth, my view is that to even contemplate removing JM before the end of his contract would be a folly of the highest order, regardless of the disappointment of only winning one cup, being in the FA cup final, coming second in the league, and being in ( in Redrob's witty non-scouser words) the 3rd/4th Place playoff of the champions league. If I had RA's attention for even a moment, I would be telling the man to pull out all of his very considerable stops to extend JM's contract beyond Ten Past Eight. end Of. But then again, thats just my opinion (though obviously not a very humble one) Stay Blue and keep the faith Kev

And if we'd shown it against the Fools and Reading and Villa we would have won the title 2 or 3 weeks ago too Was proud of the boys today Kev

LMAO - Was clear from the very first View kev

Liam' date=' I think you'll find in that picture, Tiger is actually trying to take the jacket off the other guy... [img']{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif[/img] Surely you aren't implying that Tiger Woods is a scouser??

I thought I couldn't be arsed to even reply to this, but I had to. One trophy, one final, one semi-final and second in the league is a GOOD THING. JM does what he does, I don't see it as being any different to the last two seasons, and I also don't agree with a lot of people on here (you know who you are) who would surrender being one of the top teams in Europe for some un-defined "sexy" football. I have lost count of the number of new names suggested, new formations required, new tactics, yada, yada, yada. A scouser w**ker at work today told me that one of the reasons that he hates my CFC is because we have spent 500 million pounds amassing a huge squad and have ruined football. When I asked him to tell me all of the 500 million pounds worth of purchases and how big our squad is he mumbled Shevchenko and SWP. We can't go on just trying to apply a cash fix each transfer window and hope that the world will love us. We have a stunning set of players, and, in my HUMBLE opinion, the best manager in Europe. We are sticking two very big SW6 fingers up to the G14, Mancs, Scousers, L'Arse and the Spuds scum all of the time. I want my CFC to be winning all of the time, I was gutted as much as the rest of you last night, and found it very difficult today with the army of various reds at work, all fully paid-up members of the ABC brigade. Play sexy football if we can, thrash teams whenever possible by all means, but, and this is paramount, we MUST keep on winning and winning and winning. f**k em all, WE ARE THE CHELSEA AND WE ARE THE BEST Don't give up on that, don't yearn for the days of flashy mediocrity and most of all remember that we have been up and we have been down. We all love our club, regardless of whether it's up or down. I know which I prefer, but I will still be blue when JM, RA and the current team have gone and we are still worrying about possible relegation in March KTBFFH Kev also rant over

Hello. Is Octville back?

It's an oxymoron (I think!) I'd rather have Pardew or Curbishley than Benitez, not because they are necessarily better managers , but they ARE NOT irritating fat w**kers Kev

It was like watching "Titanic" and hoping the ship wouldn't sink. THE SHIP SINKS??????????????????????? sh*t! I just got back from Blockbuster with the DVD of Titanic and now you go and spoil it for me Thanks Lofty MATE! Kev

Hillsborough anyone?

Liverpool fans? Drunk? Turn up without tickets? try to force their way into a ground? To a semi-final? Remind you of anything? Anywhere? TF the Police and Stewards were on the ball this time

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Leeds and Wet Spam both getting relegated in the same season! How disappointing is that? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Kev

clubhappy This made me giggle!I'm sure that wasn't the intended reaction of your post, but thanks anyway mate Kev