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Was that Djembe Cumbactume signed from Sparta Prague? I thought he was OK. His YouTube comps all made him look top notch and exciting! But then so did Kalou's Kev

Is it som eunwritten EPL/Sky rule that we have to schlepp all the way up to the barren wastelands of Toon-town in the last couple of games of EVERY season? AND, wasn't our run-in this year Everton,Bolton,Mancs and Toons? Liam - you need to check this out mate - I expect that there's some 23 link here Kev

In an interview with GianFranco in the Telegraph today he said that one of the major contributory factors in the high times of Italian football in the late 80's and early 90's was that they were restricted to only 3 foreign players in each Serie A team Just suppose that the EPL imposed such a restriction on English teams for next season. Which three foreign players in the CURRENT Chelsea squad would you keep, and why? My gut feeling is that most people would have very little hesitation in picking the same three, but I could just be making very silly assumptions. My three are Cech - greatest goalkeeper in the world IMO, and brings enormous stability and confidence to our defence Essien - Just immense in every position he plays, and becoming a vital part of our midfield (2 years ago it would have been Maka) Drogs - Golden Boot, great spirit, stirring team leader, work-rate to match anyone and great in defence too. Kev

I think it's about time you stopped sitting on the fence mate. These namby-pamby, wishy-washy,half-assed opinions make you look like a West Ham season ticket holder kev

Thanks Val

I see you, and raise you: Excellent Linking Brian, my man!

Do I detect some sort of very healthy obsession here Lofty? Obsession nothing. Law of averages more like. I think you have the utmost regard for the truth, and express it on all occasions - If anything is stolen, broken into, forged, knifed or pelted with pots of piss, it WAS scousers what done it! keep it up, brave crusader! Kev And I mean that most sincerely, folks!

Do I detect some sort of very healthy obsession here Lofty?

OK - This from the Official site Rumour mill section You Want Robben????? You can f**k Right Off Kev

I go to here It's Not Easy Being Green Forum quite a lot. How sad am I? Very! And don't get me started on my garden or I'll really bore the arses off of all of you Kev

AND Thinking a bit more Booker T and the MGs just to be in the same room as the Great Otis Redding Lynnyrd Skynnyrd for Free Bird if for nothing else and finally The Blues Brothers Band - Those guys had nothing to prove but just made THE best music film ever, and had so much fun doing it, and Belushi as well Kev

Beautiful!!!!!!!! That's all I can say! kev

OK, lost my post about this so trying again. Have a look at The Phone Co-op My neighbour has this for BB and phone and has had no problems and it's quite fast. I suspect that it's cheap too because he's a Yorkshireman and fairly careful with t'money I have Eclipse BB and have never had a problem with it but it's provided by work so I don't have a clue what sort of price it is Kev

I think Floz might be my alter-ego - I was sorting a list out in my mind and this came up! How spooky is that? Oh and The Specials and Parlaiment/Funkadelic/Bootsy's Rubber Band as well Kev PS - My band went on after Motorhead at a festival one year! PPS Can I add The Funk Brothers (Motown House band in the classic years) and Deep Purple (the original line-up)

Mike I think you could safely substitute Tarby and Our Cilla for the Bulger boy and make an equally strong case, if not stronger. As for accepting blame or not Rob, don't you think that the club should publically accept the blame for that prat Parry who said thereby encouraging the exact behaviour that we witnessed and heard aboutkev

Scarily, I remember something about that - wasn't there loaves of Bread involved too? kev

More medication and a new guide dog for Mr Makele please Nurse

What's even more worrying is that a) You visit the Lidl website, and You know how to link that to here in such a stylish fashion! Kev

Brian, you seem to be the ONLY person in the world who thinks Zlatan is any good, or would be good for CFC. This isn't another of those "Gay Pirate" spoof things is it? Kev

How did I forget that? Thanks Liam kev

Not too many scary bits in films - The most scary for me are the older films. Newer CGI horror leaves me looking at it, thinking "I wonder how long that took to program". That's probably a flaw in me, but stuff like Saw and Hostel and My Little Eye didn't scare at all. However, Jaws - when that head appears - I'm with Loz on that one with nearly the same result **** The very end of Carrie when the hand appears The bit in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre when Leatherface attacks the guy in a wheelchair - didn't see anything graphic except a cloud of red mist - that f**ked me sleeping for days When the Zulu Hordes come back over the hill for the nth time in Zulu, when the soldiers all think it's over Several bits of The Exorcist, primarily because I was brought up Catholic and lots of it rang some very loud bells. My favourite Exorcist scary bit wasn't me getting scared but me scaring someone. Went to see it at the cinema when it first came out and there were religious protesters outside and all the Press furore about it. I got into the cinema a little bit late. The film starts with the priest on a railway platform and in sort of silence. I was squeezing my way along a row to my seat at this point. Then, a train enters the station with a VERY loud roar, enough to make people jump at the best of times. Exactly at that moment my jacket brushed across the back of the neck of a woman sitting in the row in front and she erupted into seriously hysterical screaming which took about 3 or 4 minutes to quieten down - we had usherettes, cinema manager, St John's Ambulance people and a priest all messing round with her. Quite spoilt the opening of the film for me :) I had to go see it again the next night! Kev

In the same way as Terry Herny is one-dimensional Brian?

When they make the "draw" we'll get Valencia celtic rangers you heard it here first! kev

Number 1 most exciting, make me tingle long-time signing was Ruud - for all the reasons above and because I loved the Milan team with him, Rijkard and Van Basten, Maldini and Baresi at the back, jumpers for goalposts, cold showers and no towels........ The rest, in no particular order that made me most happy/excited Luca - great striker and lovely man Franco - I had seen a lot of him on television and loved the man already (but not in a Moos way), and was gutted when he got sent off just after coming on in some World Cup match or other Casirahgi (Check Speeling) - Another top top top player - great shame he never lasted long Marcel - Champion of the world, stupendous giant of s defender and a very very nice man Kev Oh and if I could have another it would be Sparky or Little Dennis

The radio has just said that the last charter flight out of Liverpool to Athens today has been cancelled and 150 shirt-burners won't be able to get to the match. Apparently some bar steward had siphoned all the aircraft fuel and stolen the radio Kev