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Actually, I'm gay so I'd hit it. I'm sure that is a HUGE exciting revelation for poor old Scotty down in the depths of wherever he's playing now

I though he already had Kev

One good thing I noticed about Sheva was that he was battling more yesterday na dnot getting knocked off the ball so easily. Even against the big bolton muppets, a couple of times hegave as good as he got. One particular incident, down our left-hand side, he could have got clattered over but stood strong, flicked the ball up and over, and I think that move ended in Arsely getting pushed over and "gaining" a free kick. Let's hope it's the start of the great Sheva turn-round Kev

I think that's nearly right but we might be better with ......................................................cech paulo......................carvalho.........................terry............... .....traffic cone ..........................................maka ...........................................................essien ...............joe.............................................................. ...malouda .......................................................drogba Kev

NO, but it will get her a Brandy & Babycham and a bag of Pork scratchings

I always thought Eddie Newton would have been irreplaceable - Just goes to show, eh? kev

Can someone with a deeper footballing knowledge than me explain exactly why Diaby accidentally kicks JT in the face and there is no card or anything, Drogs accidentally kicks some Foolham muppet in the shoulder and he gets carded? Cheers Kev

True Genius Bluenut! This whole thread is a tribute to all of the posters on it, but you, my man, stand head and bar steward shoulders above the rest My hat is off to you Kev

Another poll Welshmen are re-incarnated Wasps Yes or No Another one Where do Bears sh*t? In the woods or Aberdeen jeeeeeeezus!

That's what is known as "an oxymoron" Qaz. Everyone else provide your own jokes and quips Kev

I can't comment on the game because i was dragged off shopping and didn't see ANY of it! But, I caught MOTD and, in the match "highlights" I didn't even realise Sheva was playing. It was only in HAnsen's demolition of the man after the game, showing a little compilation of his cock-ups that I realised he was even on the pitch Kev

Now I'm not as good with words as Lofty and Glory, and, to be honest there have been times in the past Rob when I genuinely did believe that you were being sincere in some of the things you posted in here. But then I always book my holidays with Lofty's new travel agency, so what do I know. BUT, no-one can possibly be stupid enough to believe what you said above and still be able to function, so, either you are on a wind-up with that bit, or you have no understanding of what either Terry or Di Canio actaully did. Myself, I don't think you are on a wind-up, so it's obvious to me that you have no understanding of the matter. Whilst I personally wouldn't be as forthright as to tell you to fark right off back to your rat-infested northern yorkshire slum and to reserve your very silly, child-like views about the world of football in general and Chelsea Football Club in particular for the slow-witted, self-pitying, always innocent masters of comedy that you normally associate with on the FAWK-ME forum or whichever Liverpool "best fans in the world" forum it is that you normally inhabit and which is so delicate that it, as a forum, is unable to accept the boyish banter of visiting CFC fans like Lofty. (Just as an aside, I don't know why he wants to associate with your ticket-thieving pals either, but he does) Mind the door doesn't hit you on the arse on the way out Rob Kev

OK - I'll give ya Valencia, Arse away (but not the CC) and Spurs away and I'd also add the second half of Spurs at home in the FA cup. All the rest I'd disagree with, taking in to account the opposition and the occasion: and the current situation. So, as I said last night in Match Chat and I'll say it again here OK, It's only Hull, but last night's game is amongst the best five performances I've seen in the last nine months or thereabouts, give or take anyone else's opinions of specific matches and taking into account that some matches might have appeared better on television than being at the game or vice versa So there kev

I did preface it last night with "OK, It's only Hull,.........." but can any of you tell a game since January in which the team have played better? I've seen all of them either at the game or on telly and I can't think of one That's all Kev PS - ethical - that's a dubious selective quote of what I said. You missed out the "OK, not great part" - Was that on purpose or did your finger slip?

And according to 5 Live, the Theatre of sh*te was at least half empty with 10 minutes to go - Apparently, even Abramovich walked out (went for a piss, whatever)

It must be the late "great" Sid Barratt

I'm not quite sure what some of you are thinking. I said in Match Chat last night, and I'll say it again here Last night's game was the best I have seen us play in about 9 months or more. Not saying it was all great, just that it was better than recent months Kev

Muppets have been coming on here for three years saying that! Not happened yet kev

That would be none then!

I used to work for Whitbreads. All of the sh*te and sweepings and dead rats and cats and everything that was left over in the big brewing vats after the nice lovely beer had been strained off was tipped out into the yard in a big heap. Then, when the heap was big enough to fill a large truck, some guy with a JCB would come along and scrape it all up, stuff, dirt, oil-spills and everything and load it up into a truck that had the words "Finest Ingredients for Marmite, the healthiest food in the world" written on the side. And that, folks, is where Marmite comes from - the crap that was too toxic to put into landfill Kev

The first bad decision was the Cole tackle on Evra, which was a definite penalty. I think you might be slightly missing the point mate. Most people on here seem to agree that you got a penalty that you shouldn't have from Saha's outrageous swan act, you didn't get a penalty you should have when Joe Cole dived in on Evra, BUT, the sending off was just ridiculous, and, with 11 players, we were doing OK, so who knows what the outcome would have been? As a manc fan, you have to admit that Scholes makes 5 or 6 similar tackles in most matches. The first goal was just bad defending on our part, Joe's tackle on El Tumblo was late but never a red card, and even the Sky commentators, famed man U supporters, thought that Rooney was a VERY VERY LUCKY BOY not to get a second yellow card. So, in summary, we all agree that the ref was sh*te, that if you had been playing the scouse scum he would have been forced by his boss to phone fat rafa an offer a grovelling apology, and that he got nearly every decision he had to make wrong. But the match-changer was the sending off - that was just WRONG and probably gave you the game Kev

What is this, a request show? I've got the Wailers doing that on 7" vinyl from some time in the mid-sixties - probably before they started filming stuff! Was just my silly sense of humour I think! Kev ok ok, I admit I couldn't find it

I'm fairly sure that most people would still want the twat banned anyway Loz, just for being too much of an arse - but it's your call Kev

What's new pussycat, whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-o What's new pussycat, whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa Kev

Why do I feel like I would like to see us really get spanked at OT? Cos you're a prat? No, I know you're not - you are just in shock still Come on Scotty - chin up! Let's move on Kev