Liam

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I'm sorry, who are you again?

I like you Don Youlots. You're always good for a laugh.

I thought it was a bit obvious myself. It worked though - I actually got Don Youlots himself. I'm afraid I don't know the answer. I would have thought he couldn't stand being constantly undermined in this way but I wondered whether his fanclub would have a greater insight.

Can someone from the CSR Mourinho Mafia please explain how their hero is content to be Roman's bitch?

Stevens for me. Although anytime he does anything good I pretend I didn't see it. Most overrated player on the CSR is Mikel, taking over Joe's crown. There are games where he's been many posters' man of the match when he looked lost for most of the time to me. He has a pleasingly languid style, and he's got great potential, but somone on another thread has suggested him for a place in the top 50 world players.

Indeed Lofty. Predictably enough counting "US" as 2 words and arbitrarily subracting the number of definite articles in your sentence we arrive yet again at THAT number.

Thanks for pointing that out Paulo. Count the number of letters: David and Victoria Beckham Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham Manchester Utd Real Madrid Point proven I think.

I'm still getting over the shock of not getting Liverpoo at home for our record breaking match Kev. I was assured by my fellow conspiricists that it was a certainty.

My sister's boyfriend - Denis. I was about 14 at the time and he got me listening to Randy Newman, Zappa, Genesis, Jethro Tull, Roy Harper, Freddie White (Clubhappy might remember him), Creedence, Beatles and Lennon, and lots more. He also kept a collection of page 3 girls which I found in the garage - the closest to porn you could get in 70's Ireland. He's now a hugely successful property developer in London and the only ex boyfriend that my sister would save were he drowning.

Great stuff Lofty. Mystery still tantalisingly unsolved though.

She then offers to make him a new avatar.

Tell me this Loz. Does the large bottomed Just lad have wavy arms?

Jose Fans: Catch the snake looking at their hero is what they perceive to be a slightly less than worshipful manner. Berate the snake long and hard accusing it of not really being a Chelsea fan and of not "feeling it" enough.

Sorry I meant to say that Kenn is working overseas now.

Kenn took his leave in a fit of high dudgeon muttering all sorts of veiled insults. The main text of his final post appeared to suggest that he was too good for us anyway. He was met with a chorus of "off you go then Kenn".

Jane: Walks up to the snake and speaks to it for a couple of minutes. The snake departs feeling fantastic.

Asley Cole: Walks up to snake, kisses it, and says "Hi Dad" CSR2 Forum Regulars: Complain that other snake owners don't agree that ours is the best and blame it all on the press. Just: Doesn't see a snake, sees a fish instead. Ignores lack of fins and gills. Dorset: Starts a new thread about snakes, brilliantly argued and expressed in beautiful English, including a few outrageous but clever puns. Gets two replies.

Who got the Stevie G of the match award do you know? Becks is effective when he plays wide of course. Why he twatted about in the centre on so many occasions in the past 4 years is anyone's guess.

Brilliant Geezer. All that booze and you can still write like that.

Based on what you've written here Loz I could not recommend "Don't Look Now" more highly. By the way, during the lovemaking scene it is widely accepted they were doing it for real.

The scene when the hooded figure turns around in Don't Look Now.

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I'm slightly hopeful we will see an improvement but only because I'm an insane optimist. Tom is right the style of football matters not a jot to most people as long as there is success. Should the success dry up and the football remain dire then the problems begin. Mourinho is bright enough to realise that. The "fully fit" Joe Cole argument fails in my opinion (but I must be wrong here as I am the only one who ever says it) because when he's fit there is no guarantee at all that he will get into our athletics team. We can be a sight to behold however, as we were against Valencia, when we up the tempo and sustain it for long periods. The intensity of our football is frightening and it is impossible to play against us. Physically, even for our magnificent specimens, it is not possible to play that way consistently so we too often lapse into our smother the opposition mode.

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