Everything posted by I am a CPA
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Welcome home Super Frank
2 mediocre players in Gallagher and Mount will now start every game. Let's get ready for a relegation battle.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
I actually have no idea who I want in. My first choice is Flick but there's 0 links and doubt he leaves Germany before Euros. And then maybe Luis Enrique? He is elite as well so I wouldn't mind him. I'm not completely against Nagelsmann but can we really afford a gamble right now? No thanks to Zidane, he inherited an all time great Madrid team, he doesn't strike me as an elite tactician.
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Ian Maatsen
+ a City legend as his manager. Disaster if we do sell him though.
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Another Winger! - Noni Madueke
It's clear we have so much talent in the squad, a complete shame we have a manager that doesn't know how to utilize any of them.
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Champions League Quarter-Final Draw
100%, this is pretty much confirmed now. There's things in this world that are written before they happen and this is one of them. Bayern will win the champions league.
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2022/23 Chelsea Kit Leaked
Bring back Adidas. Nike is just horrendous.
- We've got a new Kepa
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Champions League Quarter-Final Draw
I wouldn't want Benfica, because their fans will create a very hostile atmosphere since we bought Enzo from them, even though Enzo owed that club zilch. Sometimes things are written before they happen, if we draw Benfica they will knock us out and the headlines will all be about how Enzo left Benfica when they could win the champions league etc
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2022/23
Seems like whoever plays against us plays the game of their lives. The game they played vs us compared to yesterday's against Arsenal was night and day. Typical small club mentalities. Anyway, Arsenal have won the league and you can't say they didn't deserve it. They were eventually going to win one anyway, not like they were going to go 100 years without winning one. The only problem is that cnut Xh*ka putting his dirty hands on a trophy.
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Enzo Fernandez - Officially a Blue!
Monster of a player. Still can't believe he plays for us.
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We've got a new Kepa
The 'here and there' mistakes by Kepa happen every second game...
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Kalidou Koulibaly
Because he's a CB that needs to be played in the middle. When played on either side, he gets dragged out to the wings and exposed in those areas.
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We've got a new Kepa
Once again, and I'll keep mentioning it, he's too small and weak. Constantly flapping at crosses, and gets beaten at his near post by yet ANOTHER long range shot. Is it no surprise Kepa is the only keeper that gets beaten by long range shots on a regular basis? Too short. GK needs to be sorted out in the summer as none of the GKs are good enough.
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We've got a new Kepa
Sanchez is perfect, 6'6 and does everything Kepa does but better.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Thought it was a bad performance vs 18th? in the table. More of the same, just "potential" football in like a quarter of a game and the rest was us just relying on luck not to concede. If Leeds weren't so horrendous at finishing they should have won the game. Dortmund will finish it off this week anyway.
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Chelsea v Leeds (PL) Sat 4th Mar 2023 15:00 GMT
Nope, he was sacked after a horrendous performance away to Zagreb.
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BlueCo buy Chelsea FC
We were dominated by a midget American called Aaronson and Jack Harrison who I have not heard of once since that game, and a scrub of an American coach as well. One of the darkest days in recent history for Chelsea and often gets overlooked. Tuchel and the players should have been ashamed for their performance that day.
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Welcome to Chelsea Ben Chilwell
The issue no one has mentioned in this thread is the rise of Maatsen. One of Chilwell, Maatsen and Cucurella will need to be sold in the summer. Cucurella is not a good football player but we can't afford to sell him at a loss, Maatsen is too good to sell and this leaves Chilwell who has barely played in the past 2 seasons.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Then they wouldn't be feeding Fabrizio Romano and Matt Law with pathetic PR lines to spout out to the public.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Not a waste. Champions league is very very winnable this year with the squad we have. Also, the longer this goes on the morale of the players and fans will continue to deteriorate, players will play worse and might want to leave the club, other players that we want to sign will look at us and how shambolic we are and won't want to join etc You can't let the rot continue to grow.
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We've got a new Kepa
If he wasn't so small he would have got a hand to Ward-Prowse's free kick as well. People are blinded by a few decent reflex saves but what about everything else that constitutes an elite GK? We need an elite GK in the summer, there's no way we win titles without one forget about it.
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We've got a new Kepa
How many goals is this guy going to be responsible for? The attempt on the first goal was shocking.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
So because he brought it up in public those trolls are going to stop now? If anything it will have the opposite effect.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
If every person who had death threats got a bodyguard there would be not be enough bodyguards in this world. And who's to say they're Chelsea fans as well? I'm not saying I agree with the death threats because I don't, at all, but can you imagine every manager or player at every press conference saying they get death threats or what sort of abuse they get on social media? There was no need to reveal this to the public but Potter used this press conference to take the heat off him by saying 3 things. 1. Came in and started laughing about just being in a crisis meeting. 2. Blaming Tuchel and the pre-season for our current form. 3. Revealing that he and his family are getting death threats (This should have been kept and dealt with internally). No doubt this was all pre-meditated. Some people will quote me and say "Hurr you agree with the death threats because of what you're saying!! You're a terrible person!!". When you're in a pressure situation at the highest levels of any field in any workplace and especially in a field where you need good PR, these things are all calculated, don't be too naive to think that they aren't. I don't wish anything bad personally on Potter but I am waiting for the day he leaves, and obviously those that are making the threats need to be dealt with internally.
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
The second tweet beneath the first is more telling. Is there a world where Graham Potter will ever compete with Pep Guardiola or Klopp? Do you ever envision Potter winning a tactical battle against Pep or Ancelotti? Not in a million years.