Everything posted by I am a CPA
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The injuries thread
Poch said "it's not bad", "not a big issue" and "Should be back in training tomorrow". Meaning he'll be out for 2 months.
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2023/24
A blackhole has suddenly been opened up. Klopp is the best manager in the world, so no matter who Liverpool get, they won't be as good. Also with City's charges, who knows what's going to happen to them. We need to pounce on this opportunity in the summer. Bring in experienced players and start competing for the league starting from next season. Osimhen and a world class winger, whatever we need. Also, we'll see if Liverpool are motivated or demotivated going forward, which again gives us a big chance to win the league cup final.
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Mykhailo Mudryk signs for Chelsea
Straight swap with Mitoma.
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Mykhailo Mudryk signs for Chelsea
Was only bought as a power move. Boehly wanted to flex his muscles in front of Arsenal and the PL.
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BlueCo buy Chelsea FC
I think Lavia will be a great purchase. Fofana bad purchase because of price + don't think he'll ever be a 70m CB. Lavia will justify his price. Sterling bad because he's very hot and cold + no resale value. Carney at 20m is a bargain IMO. Koulibaly was pretty bad. Never forget when freaken Leeds ran rings around him.
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BlueCo buy Chelsea FC
Thought I'd go through the list of all our signings under Boehly (those that have actually played decent minutes) Ratings consist of performance and the price purchased for i.e Carney wouldn't be a great purchase if he was bought for 50m. Bad Purchases: Raheem Sterling Kalidou Koulibaly Marc Cucurella Wesley Fofana Aubameyang Okay Purchases: David Datro Fofana (Can easily sell for profit) Mykhailo Mudryk Noni Madueke Nicolas Jackson (As an option off the bench only) Enzo Fernandez (I believe he'll be a great purchase) Lesley Ugochukwu Axel Disasi Robert Sanchez (Perfect as a no.2) Moises Caicedo Great Purchases: Carney Chukwuemeka Benoit Badiashile Malo Gusto Christopher Nkunku (When fit..) Djorde Petrovic Cole Palmer
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Axel Disasi *Official*
Don't think he's a starter in a title winning starting 11, but perfect for a 18 man squad.
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Another Winger! - Noni Madueke
We're so much more direct and threatening when he's on the pitch.
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Malo Gusto to Chelsea
Whether it was a red or not, he's still making the exact same challenge that got him sent off earlier in the season. I know footballers aren't the smartest tools in the shed but maybe don't commit the exact same challenge..?
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Ian Maatsen
Romano saying he's signed a contract until 2027 but there's also a release clause that kicks in July 2024.
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Axel Disasi *Official*
I think Disasi is just a tad better than Chalobah. Chalobah has one issue, which is his carrying value is $0 (which is not his fault).
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Conor Gallagher
Undroppable but where do you fit him in? #10 instead of Nkunku or Palmer or Carney when he has 0 shooting threat and is not creative? Pivot instead of Enzo, Caicedo or Lavia where we've seen plenty of evidence that he cannot play there?
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Burnley v Chelsea (PL) Sat 7th Oct 23 15:00 GMT
It's actually insane that every single game we play we have fears that players are going to be injured.
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Conor Gallagher
He might be a "good" midfielder, but when Enzo, Nkunku, Caicedo and Lavia are all fit they're all ahead of him in the pecking order. He's a jack of all trades, master of none.
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Azpi is technically better than Ivanovic?
Prime Ivanovic was built different.
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2023/24
Liverpool got absolutely shafted. I'm already sick to death of the sp*rs media love in. They should've lost 3 times this season to Sheffield, Arsenal and Pool, they've just had every single little thing go their way so far. It's bound to change. Ange is good (he managed my local team in Aus so I know all about him), but why aren't Villa getting a quarter of the praise they are? f**k Sp*rs.
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Another Winger! - Noni Madueke
Noni doesn't seem like the type to not put effort in training. He's a good player with great dribbling skills, but needs to improve everywhere else especially decision making in the final third. Non-story.
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So it's Pochettino...and now officially gone!
Can't judge him with half the team injured. People underestimate how big of a loss Nkunku and James are. And then also Carney, Fofana etc
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Conor Gallagher
Just runs around hard. But that's it. Man City would have binned him off a long time ago.
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Robert Sanchez joins Chelsea
How about we give Sanchez some credit? He was fantastic. It seems cool to pile on him (even though he hasn't been directly at fault for any goals), how about some praise for once? Not a single comment yet. Not surprised.
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Romeo Lavia
It's been a coincidence or sh*t luck for 2 years now? There needs to be a point where the club seriously figure out what's wrong and solve this issue. We need to stop blaming luck and just saying "We'll ride this out". No top club has injuries like ours. It's ridiculous.
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Moises Caicedo to Chelsea! "Official"
Give me Rice over Caicedo any day of the week. Should have just gone for him from the start.
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We've got a new Kepa
Not really mate. Look at Rubiales and Getafe as a whole to have a general idea of what type of people they are. On the outside they seem great, just dig a little bit deeper into them and see for yourself 👍
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We've got a new Kepa
“In the end, Real Madrid is Real Madrid. When Real Madrid calls you, you don’t have to think twice. I’ve faced Real Madrid three times with Chelsea. When I arrived at Bernabeu I always turned left, to the visiting dressing room, but I wanted to turn right, to the local dressing room!” “It is true that at Chelsea, Pochettino wanted me to stay and he told me that I was going to play, that he trusted me, but I thought that a change would be good for me. I wanted a change.” Glad Chelsea fans finally get to see what a person this guy is. The fans jumping up and down yelling for him to be our #1 were just disillusioned by 1 or 2 decent reflex saves last season but forget that he is very poor everywhere else and has been since he's been here. I know we've had good Spanish players, but please no more. There's just something about them and that country. If they didn't have the sun and beaches, they'd be a 3rd world country. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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Cole Palmer signs for Chelsea!
Was actually pretty good when he came on. It looked like something was either going to come from him or Enzo. I want to see him start at the #10 next game.