I am a CPA

Not only do we play bad football, the way the opposition acts when playing us makes the game unwatchable. Shouldn’t have loaned Santos to these anti-football mid epl teams.

People calling Gusto bad, what about Chilwell who’s been much worse?

Absolutely insane that we play like cowards against all these teams like wet spam and forest. 9 defensive players, no balls cowardly football.

The second Elanga came on I literally said he’s going to score, there’s some things you can just tell are going to happen, that red cnut.

Sick of seeing Chilwell at LW. All of pre season has gone down the bin.

It might have been mind games from Chelsea - We accepted the offer because you haven't accepted the contract renewal. Fact is Chelsea want him to stay but he hasn't signed the contract yet.

Yet another Marina disasterclass.

There's obviously a talent in there - but it looks like he has no confidence. But he does need to start producing soon.

Disgraceful penalty, can't believe it was given. Refreshing to have a keeper who comes out and claims the ball and starts counter attacks.

35m bid rejected.

Old mates club. An absolute cretinous group of 'people'.

Bring him back. Me and the team are desperate for at least a scoring option off the bench. He's a money hungry driven individual BUT he hasn't committed a heinous crime like you know who.

Needs to get his brain and legs on the same wavelength. Right now his legs are way ahead. There's a player in there.

There's no team I hate more than Wet Spam. I never bet on matches but I was so tempted to bet on Ward Prowse and Paqueta scoring/assisting, it was just so obvious those were going to happen. Watch any other Wet Spam match and you'll never see them play the way they do against us. Areola never saving a penalty before saving Enzo's, Antonio only scoring 5 league goals last season but scoring a belter. There's some curse upon the club I'm convinced. Also why is Emerson always angry and hyped up when he plays against us? Mate you couldn't hack it at Chelsea and the only reason you're a professional footballer is because you're left footed, you would be flipping burgers if you were right footed. Scrub of a player. F*ck Wet Spam.

He's done. Time to plan a sale next summer and a different gameplan to not rely on him or Chilwell anymore. Time to move on.

People blaming him for the first goal? Really? No keeper in the world saves that. Has anyone actually played a game of football before or what? Unbelievable.

Gusto is good enough. He was shaky vs Liverpool but that's understandable. Premier league debut at home in what was an intense game, not easy to be thrown in there. He's a good player and solid replacement. The sooner we stop relying on Reece the better.

Not too fussed about this. Maatsen is the better player and LB for me anyway. Sell Hall and Gallagher, maybe Chalobah and we're good with FFP for a while.

Lol Bloom is just hoping Caicedo asks to leave for Real Madrid in a few years time, that's why he insisted on the clause. Nothing more nothing less.

Off to Galatasaray. Another one bites the dust.

Welcome Caicedo, and congratulations for taking care of your family and generations to come. For once, generational wealth is in the right hands.

His control in tight areas and passing range is insane. Marvelous player.

Sanchez will surprise a lot of people this year.

Brighton have every right to demand top dollar for Caicedo BUT not after promising him that he could leave in January and duping him into signing a new contract.

Music to my ears. Get the deal done.