Should have started this thread last season really, because it's hard to keep up with them all, but better late than never. Let's put them all in here along with opinions on why we are the Walking Wounded champions of the world.

Here's an update. As usual it's a long read.

https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/news/chelsea-injury-news-mudryk-chilwell-27830126

👨‍🦽🤕🏄‍♂️

Edited October 3, 20232 yr by just

I’m injured but due to the confidentially clause of the ShedEnd Chatbox I’m unable to comment further. 

32 minutes ago, Munkunku said:

I’m injured but due to the confidentially clause of the ShedEnd Chatbox I’m unable to comment further. 

Nothing to do with chainsaws. No, really!

And at least Broja is reported to be fine.

I might be Injured, but I'm waiting for the swelling to go before I go for a scan...

Edited October 3, 20232 yr by dkw

1 hour ago, dkw said:

I might be Injured, but I'm waiting for the swelling to go before I go for a scan...

Has it gone down yet ?😁😁

1 minute ago, The Rising Sun said:

Has it gone down yet ?😁😁

He recently saw @ValerieVery latest ice cream model shoot so he will need a bit more time.

 

2 hours ago, Munkunku said:

I’m injured but due to the confidentially clause of the ShedEnd Chatbox I’m unable to comment further. 

That one of your new nicknames?

This thread could reach Torres thread numbers by the end of the season 😂

13 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

That one of your new nicknames?

55 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

Has it gone down yet ?😁😁

Getting there, slowly but surely....

injury make me mad

Numerous media sources reporting Chilwell will be out for a minimum of 2 months.

So, quick bit of maths, plus the 9 divide by 3, carry the 5. Yep, as I thought. Expect a come back date of 14th March 2024.

13 minutes ago, just said:

Numerous media sources reporting Chilwell will be out for a minimum of 2 months.

So, quick bit of maths, plus the 9 divide by 3, carry the 5. Yep, as I thought. Expect a come back date of 14th March 2024.

Okay, who saw that coming? Form an orderly queue please!

All this discussion about injuries reminds of that famous scene from the film Marathon Man where Laurence Oliver's character carries out dental 'treatment' on the role played by Dustin Hoffman. I would post the clip on here but not ideal for those who are squeamish. 

Is it safe?

1 hour ago, just said:

Numerous media sources reporting Chilwell will be out for a minimum of 2 months.

So, quick bit of maths, plus the 9 divide by 3, carry the 5. Yep, as I thought. Expect a come back date of 14th March 2024.

Reality is we can’t plan on a season of Chilwell and James staying fit. We all knew this. Carrying both every season is a lot, so perhaps a reevaluation next summer is necessary, and we all know it’s not Reece who would leave. 

On 04/10/2023 at 16:31, Boyne said:

All this discussion about injuries reminds of that famous scene from the film Marathon Man where Laurence Oliver's character carries out dental 'treatment' on the role played by Dustin Hoffman. I would post the clip on here but not ideal for those who are squeamish. 

Is it safe?

My on / off toothache flared up after reading this .

13 hours ago, The Rising Sun said:

My on / off toothache flared up after reading this .

I really hate to do this but. 🫣 I feel your pain.

 

8 hours ago, Kev56 said:

I really hate to do this but. 🫣 I feel your pain.

 

Ouch ! 

Bookies should start offering a first player injured market for Chelsea instead of first goal scorer 

Guess Enzo is in .lol

 

Is there any chance we can outsource our medical rehabilitation processes to anybody else.

In fact rather than buying the next feeder club is there any chance this can be Boehly's next investment?

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is something endemic at the club. Surely it has to be looked at - whether it be personnel, facilities/ground conditions, diet and conditioning. I’ve never known a group of people get injured this often. 

Should just get Eva back!

Pour yourself a drink. Kick off your shoes and settle into your favourite chair.

Another week and it's another long read. N'kunku next January apparently.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-fc-injury-update-james-chukwuemeka-lavia-latest-news-return-dates-b1114238.html

Official from the club website.

https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/injury-update-chalobah-and-chukwuemeka