jezza

Hmm, made a 10 match ban happen by himself, too many swings and roundabouts for me, as posted earlier, Benteke looks a bit special.

You are far too sensible to follow Sp*rs.

A to Z has got to be thereabouts, a proper RB, goes about his job quietly and efficiently, a good bit of business for sure.

I know what you're saying, but what if he'd taken off Luiz or Ba or Mata etc. and the sheepshaggers had got back into it, imagine the backlash!

It's strange how the weekend's are either all good or all bad, mediocre weekends are hard to find.

I'm a bit (excuse the pun) surprised that the dopey twat thought he would get away with it, experience must have taught him by now that you get away with fook all nowadays - unless you're Aguero!

just swap the L for a N and I reckon you've hit the nail on the head.

Actually thought Mikel had a good'un but not as good as Hazard, Jeez that was a good bit of business!

Suarez let himself down today, if that's possible.

Fagin's secondary modern.

Been reading some of the previews of Sundays visit to Anfield and of R*f*s trophy laden time there! Am I right in thinking this massive haul of silverware actually consisted of 2 cups or am I wrong?

Let your trowel glide off your angle beads using light to medium pressure, and either a mini trowel or small filler trowel for the door bit.

Is this a new nickname I'm unfamiliar with or a verb Rafa is familiar with?

Punctuation and now poetry!

Certainly perked up a bit!

Everybody's got special needs!

"Reminder to myself, in 5 mins, stand up, ensure tv cameras are on me, make obtuse hand signal, nod head as if signal has been understood by team, sit down with smug look on face, remember to fill in application form and send off to Liverpool tomorrow."

Hmmm, he is ginger though!

Ah! SLF that takes me back, Johnny was a good man!

Whatever our strongest Xl is, it definately wasn't at Southampton today.

How much hard earned are you putting on that one to come in?

How can you say that after we got Sheva & Nando? I bet you won't be happy till we get Kaka or Giggsy!

Welcome aboard Weatherman!

I'm not so sure about that and think timing was probably the main reason Guus hasn't returned, every time we needed someone to come in, he had just started a new job/ signed a contract/ training team for world cup etc If the timing had been better I seriously think he would have returned.

You still bangin' on about Mikel?