mickyg Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 So during every match, Benitez is seen writing notes in his book. What do you think he is actually writing? Is it simply the facts of what is happening - e.g.: corner at 12 minutes, save by keeper? Is it things like, "We're not attacking strongly enough on the left, we need Ramires to change over"? Is it, "During training next week we need to focus on high corners when they have two tall mid-fielders" Is it a mix of these? Or is it something else?
Jonty Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 I heard he's the lyrical genius behind One Direction.
s e asia Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Menu ! thats a classic or maybe resignation letter ?
jezza Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 "Reminder to myself, in 5 mins, stand up, ensure tv cameras are on me, make obtuse hand signal, nod head as if signal has been understood by team, sit down with smug look on face, remember to fill in application form and send off to Liverpool tomorrow."
i-like-to-munich Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 I heard he's the lyrical genius behind One Direction. HAHA you are now officially in charge of removing my morning coffee from my monitor mr jonty
Barn Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 They love me. They love me. They love me. 16minutes and they not singing that other chaps name, they really do love me. They love me. They love me.
dkw Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Heth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth Chris waddle........
linesy91 Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 He always seems to do it after we score, I really think it's just for show.
PloKoon13 Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 He's writing down his half-time order from Greggs
Real_No.9 Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 He's re-writing the lyrics to you'll never walk alone changing the word hope to Rafa in every verse.
Huttsey Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 He's re-writing the lyrics to you'll never walk alone changing the word hope to Rafa in every verse. I don't even know the lyrics to 'You'll Never Walk Alone'. I suspect an imposter!
i-like-to-munich Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Dear Yossi and Nano i know the last few years have been hard on you both but soon this dreaded blue nightmare will be over rumour has it that AVB will soon be gone and yup you guessed it WERE GOING TO SPUDS love Rafa.
Chippy Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 I wouldn't be surprised if his writing bits for his upcoming Biography, when that comes out he'll slate us from every angle and he's making sure he doesn't forget any excuse that pops into his mind for why he wasn't kept on. I'm sure he'll have some snide remarks about the players this time as well as the Club and its passionless fans. Its a travesty we ever had to see this fraud in our Dugout...embarressing from this Chelsea fans point of view.
Chelsea Rorec Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 He's writing his excuses for when he cocks up.
Real_No.9 Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 (edited) I don't even know the lyrics to 'You'll Never Walk Alone'. I suspect an imposter! How bloody dare you. The only imposter is sitting in the dugout. Edited April 13, 2013 by Real_No.9
moi Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 He is writing: Furry Siberian Wombat? Fluffy Swiss Wolf? Floppy Swedish Worm? Why will nobody tell me what FSW stands for?
geezer Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Hopefully he's writing out a big fat cheque to donate to Hope 4 Aimi.
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