Mrs Yorkleyblue

Kev is busy arguing with some kids down the local but asked me to say hello

Logic score is far too high.

Well said, darling. :D

Hey, I ain't no Mrs Grant.

I've just seen this thread. As one of the few ladies on the site I felt I should reply. I'd be afraid of Maka to be honest. I've heard of his reputation. I'm quite happy with my Kevin. He might have a tiny penis but at least he knows how to use it.

I've sent you a private message.

You could always learn how to use the machine. I've written the instructions a few times. I didn't even use joined-up writing.

I'm here Val darling. Pm me for some sensible chat. Don't mind Kevin. He can be a little silly sometimes.

Leave me out of this you grubby little boy.

Sorry darling. Not my finest hour.

I remember it well darling. And that night you thought you'd serenade me but your voice kept cracking. We've had some wonderful times.

Ooooooh get in you big hunk.

Kevin you are in such trouble. I'll deal with you later. Valerie you leave my Kevin alone with your shameless flirting. Football forum indeed.

What do you expect if you keep fantasising about baldy, Irish lesbians? Oh and I keep getting pervy messages from a Lox or Pox or something, stuff about chocolate sauce, chips and alice bands. Can you sort him out love? this is my last post - promise

Kevin, Kevin Put that away you grubby little boy. I knew I should have listened to Susan.