The Brit

Fed up of this being painted as beauty and the beast, like we play ugly etc…guardiola has helped the narrative by saying we won the cl playing long balls and winning second balls even though his side didn’t make mendy make a save. Just listen to that fcukwit darren fletcher already…. just hope we win to shut people up. Like going with two strikers today.

What a signing, what a player. At this rate he should be given another contract for next season as well. PSG were idiots to let him go.

Only complaint is it should have been six. Tuchel’s brilliance as a coach is shown again.

Interesting to hear from the people saying at half-time we’re not as good as last season etc

Need a lot more from Havertz and Mount. Still not the one-sided game Tyler and Neville are making it out to be

Very pro sp*rs coverage from sky

What a legend…great player, awesome tv host.

West Ham fcuked that up. Must have been moyes who decided to get noble to take it. Mental. Sponny utd strike again.

Liverpool tv working wonders tonight…fcuk me

Yeah but don’t forget he would have been working under Conte, the coach who turned him into finished product at inter

One of Mount’s worst games…but I’d still have him in for Werner. Werner’s only asset is his pace and he would have had no room to use that tonight.

Was a good buy from day one, just a shame it didn’t happen four years ago when it was all lined up.

Wasn’t good. Not enough players played with the intensity required. But what a difference a proper centre forward makes.

Give him a new contract…oh, they already have 😀

Where were all the Barcelona fans tonight? As pathetic as the people who have run the club into the ground. First sign of trouble and they fcuk off. Bunch of glory hunters

Sponniest team in history

Yeah a real sliding doors moment. It’s a hypothetical but I doubt we’d have gone four years without mounting a title bid if Lukaku has joined back then. One suspects Conte wouldn’t have been so miserable in his second season too.

Conte would have got Lukaku playing like this for us four years ago. The only disappointment as far as he’s concerned is that the move didn’t happen four years ago when he wanted it to.

Ok only one game and hope I’m not jinxing it…but I was really happy we signed Lukaku. Haaland has a lot of quality too but Lukaku actually loves chelsea, this is his dream. He will do everything to make it work. He is a real leader and positive influence in that dressing room, no ego that he’s bigger and better than anyone else, a real team man.

Even the devil couldn’t help the arse this time. Lucky we played at 50% and missed lots of good opportunities. Should have been thrashed.

Need to tighten up at the back as a team this half

I’m nervous. Not cos Arsenal are any good but they have signed a deal with the devil to beat us lately.

Nice sky panel. Not one chelsea rep but sol Campbell is there to be all pro Arsenal.

Arsenal are making same mistake we’ve made in the past. Spending a fortune on europa league calibre players.

Actually want sp*rs to have distraction of Micky mouse conference league this season but them losing first leg of a play off to paco rabanne is hilarious.