Carloseyebrow

For no other reason than its funny.

Just a quick question , if Spain is his ultimate ambition why is he so eager to get back to England ?

I'm not getting my hopes up , the way this shower have f**ked up my season with their endless ways of sabotaging us it wouldn't at all surprise me to hear talks were under way but we decided against it in favour of Phil Thompson.

Ridiculous as it seems , the old training with the U-21's trick is being implemented again. Is this what you could term my 'season horribilis' ?

Put a nice dress on me , perm my hair and call me Carlyseyebrow. That and Lamps going there are never going to happen.

I will keep the story short , but the crowd that done the demolition work on the West Stand , my old man knew. It still wasn't as easy as just asking for it , I don't know the full details , but he had to do a hell of a lot of work for them in return for it. There were quite a few people after it and I'm sure the hours given in work outweighed the actual monetary value. It was given to me on Christmas day , and will be given to one of my girls when I go and so on. Maybe in a couple of hundred years or so , my great great great great grandchildren will be on antiques roadshow , and they will tell the story of how the family happened about this wonderful heirloom. Of how great great great great grandad Carloseyebrow loved it so. To then look hopefully at the valuer and hear 'do you know how much this is worth ? f**k all'. And great great great great grandad Carloseyebrow , pissed himself laughing in his grave !

Celery1989 , I wouldn't necessarily lay the blame at the door of any individual player. More so point at the balls up made in November which has ultimately f**ked our season.

It sure does , I've never defended any indiscretion any Chelsea player has made. I'm too old now to be worrying about what players are or aren't doing regardless of who they play for. Obviously I don't want Chelsea players involved in case it upsets them or the team , but ultimately these are people who I don't have to have dinner with or let them mind my kids , so if any of them want to go round shagging or fighting or whatever , that's their cross not mine..

After seeing the wonderful picture of 'geezer's' signed shirt , I thought that we must all between us have some collection of Chelsea memorabilia. I have as I'm sure a lot of you , programme's and ticket stubs and shirts tucked away (most of mine are at the mothers house) anyway I'm going to start it off with my most treasured. Go on , show us what you've got. Apologies for the pictures

It still amazes me to this day the hypocritical reaction of the manure and dippers fans. I know I shouldn't be , but when you take away the slagging and club bias to have a shot at Ashley and JT when Giggs Rooney Rio and Gerrard have their own demons really shows what a shower of halfwits they come across as.

The minute I read that it was staying as a 3 match ban I thought that. They f**ked themselves , but they will get us back somehow.

Loss of focus has cost us god knows how many points since he took over. Loss of focus has cost us the world club championship. Loss of focus has cost us failing to score against Swansea over two legs in the league cup , failure to score against QPR and so on. If this loss of focus is down to players then perhaps its the players we need to get rid of. Or maybe and its just a stupid theory of mine , but bear with me if you can , maybe its HIS job to identify these focus failings and fix them. By HIS failure to identify and rectify , its his fault. That is the responsibility of the position , he's had his face back in the limelight for a few months , time for him to do one.

f**k off you toby

Mindset. This my opinion , not a 'reach'. It transfers throughout the club , from top down. If you can't inspire your players if you can't reinforce the mental strength that is reqd , particularly after recent results , then you have to accept blame. As for my comment , anyone who comes on here talking about how well he did for the dippers , is an asshat

You sir , are an asshat.

Mindset is from the top down. The mental toughness and thought of invincibility comes from your leader. We are lacking direction and belief from him.

Ideal game to have a look at Torres and Ba , but he chooses Ryan , a naturally minded defender. Then he brings on Benayoun ahead of Ba , its at times like these that tactical nous comes into play about how to kill a game off. He just hasn't got it. The results don't lie ladies and gentlemen.

Its his fault due to training methods and how he sets the team up. Simple pimples.

Other way round for me , Oscar then Mata. The goal swung it for me.

Well said , I mean Ryan gives his all , but is not a left midfielder , I mean we wouldn't think of playing Ashley there.

The thing I've notice about our play particularly over the last few games is the speed of our play. 1st half against Assnail , we moved the ball with speed and lets be honest should have been out of sight at half time. These last 2 matches we have just slowed down. No urgency in our passing or play. I know some will say a bobbly pitch doesn't make for good football. It wasn't that bad and with the swirling wind in there today long balls are useless. We just look so pedestrian , it gives teams who are set up to hold a much easier task. To my mind this comes from the training ground , if you are popping fast balls at training , you will be doing the same during match time. The players have to accept the heart aspect of a sh*t performance , but lets not under state the responsibility that lies with the management on this. Just a feeling and an opinion , but if we had lost , I think there would have been a good chance he would be gone by the morning.

Well said 'NSITSIMD'

It really has to be an option. I mean we are not going to let Torres go realistically. So we have to find a way to get the best out of him , which I know has been done with the signings of Mata , Hazard , Oscar etc. But I fear until we find someone to bring the best out of him , it will be the same story. Torres is going nowhere.

The Bees fans are great 'you're getting sacked in the morning' ......................yes please

In the words of the famous John Sitton 'you got yourselves into this f**kin mess , now you get yourselves out of it'.