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I'd rather an under the radar signing like Zappa, puts no pressure on the lad and he could turn out to be another Dave. Cautiously optimistic if it goes through, now let's get a centre mid. If we don't get a striker it's not the end of the world since we have Michy.

Not wading into the handbag throwing here, but I wouldn't call the PL a 'cheap trophy'. I agree Mourinho was tiresome at times in his second spell, but he still won us the league following a comparatively long spell in our recent history without challenging for the title

He looks like a version of Eden that would be on Jeremy Kyle

I hope you fellas don't damage your expensive Gucci handbags

Neither, we should sign Albrighton or Sam Vokes instead.

Felipe Luis or KDB for me. Luis was just never given a chance for some reason, even with a rapidly deteriorating brana and a ready made replacement on the right in Dave. KDB . . . well we all know what happened there, i'll never forget that first game of the season against hull where he looked very good, and then barely featured again.

Sneaky bids for Nainggolan and Griezmann then?

This is the funniest one yet Just off the back of a stellar win against Spurs and all.

Hmm didn't know you were skilled in f**kwittery.

Would have preferred to keep Ake who can play midfield, centre half and left back. That transfer now baffles me more.

Gonna be a pessimist and predict 3-1 to Spurs, so if we get anything from the game it'll be a pleasant surprise.

sh*te talk, plain and simple. Courtois controls his area much better than the likes of De Gea, we were spoilt with Cech because he was the best in the world at controlling his area, Courtois isn't up to that level, but he has often pulled clutch saves for us. I refer you to the FA cup against spurs where the wall didn't do its job and courtois pulled a miracle save to keep out Kane's free kick. Also the save against Van Aanholt's strike playing sunderland last year. I'll also refer you to the game against arsenal in February where he made several great saves. We have the second best keeper in the league behind De Gea, who I rate over Neuer any day. Buffon Neuer and De Gea are the only keepers better than Tibo.

Nothing bugs me more than people leaving early. Win or lose you stay to the end and support your team. Imagine how bad it is for player morale seeing your supporters f**k off when you're down by 2 goals in the 85th minute.

The only way we lose hazard and still manage to strengthen would be if we signed both Bale and Alexis with the money we get for him, which won't happen. Therefore we need to point blank refuse any offers for him.

Not likely, the reds were reds, but he missed some key decisions, that free at the end was never a free and a yellow. should have been at least 5 minutes of injury time too. Positives though: Morata played a blinder when he came on, Rudiger looks excellent, Willian and Alonso both had storming games. Gaz f**ked us at the start and we couldn't recover. Our second half performance was excellent though, we just need to strengthen our bench, it's not panic stations quite yet.

Both of those reds were justified tbh, Cahill was clumsy as usual and Cesc was a dumbf**k for both his cards

Alvaro you big sexybag

Ref has his cock rammed up our arse in this game, we've been sh*t but we've gotten no breaks either

Back on the cigarettes i go for this season.

Come on now Danny, you're a pro footballer you could pay for a 5 star hotel for your ma in London 7 days a week and not bat an eyelid

I hate you

If neymar went for 200 million then I think a Billion is a fair price for Hazard.

Right. So two players missing a couple of weeks means we aren't title contenders for the season? We either are or aren't contenders going into the season, there's no 'at this stage'

Yes.

If we spunked 40 million on Danny Drinkpints that would be Andy Carroll to Liverpool level robbery