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Bluemoon on here did actually say that the night Robinho walked out training (or jetted out) as there was news of what happened in Leeds involving a Premiership player.

I can't find the thread now, if I do I will edit the post.

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Is it a coincidence he fled to Brazil straight after this was alledged to have occured?

You could get a job with the Mail :D

I'd say it was nothing to do with it - otherwise why come back?

I'd give you a pound to a pinch of sh*t that this is all rubbish anyway. Some tart after some money in the press.

(Of course, if anything did actually happen then lock him up and throw away the key)

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Bloody liberals! If he's guilty, rip his goolies off and stuff 'em down his throat, then staple his lips together so he chokes, and set fire to the b*stard! ;)

Hang on a wee minute, BB! What he's accused of is "sexual assault" which can mean anything from serious attacks just short of rape to minor offences of groping someone's boobs/bum. Let's wait and see what exactly he's supposed to have done before we condemn him to mediaeval tortures.

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Bluemoon on here did actually say that the night Robinho walked out training (or jetted out) as there was news of what happened in Leeds involving a Premiership player.

I can't find the thread now, if I do I will edit the post.

I remember him saying the same thing. I thought he was just being paranoid at the time. He had those pictures of Jo and Robinho at the club together from another site, too.

I hope for his sake this is a false accusation (though obviously that isnt a good thing for allegations of this nature, on the whole) but if he is found guilty, I cant even imagine how catastrophic this would be to City's season.

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Hang on a wee minute, BB! What he's accused of is "sexual assault" which can mean anything from serious attacks just short of rape to minor offences of groping someone's boobs/bum. Let's wait and see what exactly he's supposed to have done before we condemn him to mediaeval tortures.

If he groped my wife/girlfriend/daughters boobs or bum, he'd get exactly that treatment from me if I got to him before the police did. Just as well I don't have a wife/girlfriend/daughter really... ;)

Besides, how come you didn't pick up on ethicalstrategy's plan to "lock him up and throw away the key"? :D

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If he groped my wife/girlfriend/daughters boobs or bum, he'd get exactly that treatment from me if I got to him before the police did. Just as well I don't have a wife/girlfriend/daughter really... :D

Besides, how come you didn't pick up on ethicalstrategy's plan to "lock him up and throw away the key"? ;)

Yeah, I guess it didn't sound as melodramatic as yours, so it passed me by. I think I'll reserve judgement till I find out exactly what he's accused of. Then if appropriate I'll devise a fiendishly cruel punishment that will satisfy your blood lust!

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Yeah, I guess it didn't sound as melodramatic as yours, so it passed me by. I think I'll reserve judgement till I find out exactly what he's accused of. Then if appropriate I'll devise a fiendishly cruel punishment that will satisfy your blood lust!

Fair enough! :D

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On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me; 5 years for Gerrard, 4 points for Ronny, 3 Arabs buying 2 fines for Robbie and a Barton hanging from a treeee.

By points I mean on a driving liscense :D

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Bloody liberals! If he's guilty, rip his goolies off and stuff 'em down his throat, then staple his lips together so he chokes, and set fire to the b*stard! ;)

You're going soft - what about the disemboweling bit?

PS. Moi - The charge is 'Serious Sexual Assault' - whatever that is, but Im guessing its a bit more than a grope

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You're going soft - what about the disemboweling bit?

PS. Moi - The charge is 'Serious Sexual Assault' - whatever that is, but Im guessing its a bit more than a grope

Ah right, serious does make a difference. SO - privates cut off and burnt before his eyes - a modern equivalent of that would be to have his privates fricasséd on "Ready, Steady, Cook", while he chops the garlic to flavour them with.

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On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me; 5 years for Gerrard, 4 points for Ronny, 3 Arabs buying 2 fines for Robbie and a Barton hanging from a treeee.

By points I mean on a driving liscense ;)

Brilliant Gem. Laughed all the way through it. Simply brilliant. Lessened in no way by the fact I don't know which Ronny you refer to.

Who ?
Is it "The Rocket" Ronny O'Sullivan, the snooker player ?
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Brilliant Gem. Laughed all the way through it. Simply brilliant. Lessened in no way by the fact I don't know which Ronny you refer to.

Who ?
Is it "The Rocket" Ronny O'Sullivan, the snooker player ?

Clue: It might be a Ronnie who is also known as a greasy twat, who lives in the North East of England, who decided he wasn't able to drive his ridiculously powerful car, and crashed it.

[rolf] Do'ya know who is is yet? [/rolf]

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Clue: It might be a Ronnie who is also known as a greasy twat, who lives in the North East of England, who decided he wasn't able to drive his ridiculously powerful car, and crashed it.

[rolf] Do'ya know who is is yet? [/rolf]

Blimey, that snail! 4 bullets for him, rather. :look:

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