To the tune of yesterday

 

 

Yesterday

Drogba headed in from miles away

Torres  on the bench, where he should stay

Now all our forwards sent away

 

Suddenly we’re not half the side we used to be

Spanish waiter whisked in frantically

On the touch-line for Chel-she

 

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

 He said something wrong

Torres dropped – he couldn’t play ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

All our troubles seemed so far away,

Champions League and winning the F.A

It all changed after Juve away

 

Suddenly its not as good as it used to be

The Spanish waiter really bothers me

I’d like to blow-torch his goatee

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

And now Robbies gone

We’ve got Allo Allo’s Ren - ay ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

Spanish waiters seemed so far away,

Now I need a place to hide away

Oh I believe in yesterday

 

 

 

 

 

(and you thought this was gonna be abouth the game didn't cha!?!)

Edited December 17, 201213 yr by BLUENUT

Excellent Bluenut - but what's happened to your Avatar?  I don't like these grey men that appear..

Nice one mate!

Excellent Bluenut - but what's happened to your Avatar?  I don't like these grey men that appear..

 

Man of mystery......

 

 

 

 

PS...Put your tits away

That isnt Moi in that pic is it? surely not!

Nice one.

That isnt Moi in that pic is it? surely not!

 

 

Yeah - hasn't she PM'd you the 'other' one's - we all got them for Xmas

Man of mystery......

 

 

 

 

PS...Put your tits away

 

 

LOL - you look like Tintin!  

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It seems like ive been left out of that one. #gutted.

Yeah - hasn't she PM'd you the 'other' one's - we all got them for Xmas

 

Wait until you get mine....

Good effort.

Im sending everyone a picture of my willy playing in the snow....My dog really loves snow

Im sending everyone a picture of my willy playing in the snow....My dog really loves snow

 

 

                                              

                                              

Is that a close up of an Asteroid!

To the tune of yesterday

 

 

Yesterday

Drogba headed in from miles away

Torres  on the bench, where he should stay

Now all our forwards sent away

 

Suddenly we’re not half the side we used to be

Spanish waiter whisked in frantically

On the touch-line for Chel-she

 

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

 He said something wrong

Torres dropped – he couldn’t play ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

All our troubles seemed so far away,

Champions League and winning the F.A

It all changed after Juve away

 

Suddenly its not as good as it used to be

The Spanish waiter really bothers me

I’d like to blow-torch his goatee

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

And now Robbies gone

We’ve got Allo Allo’s Ren - ay ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

Spanish waiters seemed so far away,

Now I need a place to hide away

Oh I believe in yesterday

 

 

 

 

 

(and you thought this was gonna be about the game didn't cha!?!)

 

 

 

What a brilliant song!  We should get up  a Shed End choir and sing it at Leeds

Heres one to the tune of Pearls a singer....a bit of practice for Moi

 

Raf's a Ringer
he stands up when he plays his Nintendo
In a top club

Raf's a ringer
he sings songs about never walking lonely
His job should be waiting on folks
bringing wine and lighting smokes
In a Restaurant

Raf's a ringer
And they say that he once was a winner
in a contest

Raf's a ringer
And they say that he once set a record
He lasted for five years or so

Then the scousers let him go
He'll never make it

He wanted to be like Bill shankley
But now he sits there with his tear stained Hankey
Dreaming of the things he never got to do
All those dreams should never came true

Raf's a ringer
He stands up when he's spoken to in Russian
In a top club

Raf's a ringer
He's somehow blagged his way with Roman
You've got to hand it to him, what a showman
Doing things he should have never got to do
In a top club

 

Raf's a ringer
He stands up when he plays his nintendo (fading out)
In a topclub

Brilliant, Chippy! I shall add that to my repertoire!   

Yeah - hasn't she PM'd you the 'other' one's - we all got them for Xmas

 

Yep, all the rage these days apparently. 

 

Anyway I like Boy Brandinho's avatar best, those pyjama bottoms really do it for me.