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To the tune of yesterday

 

 

Yesterday

Drogba headed in from miles away

Torres  on the bench, where he should stay

Now all our forwards sent away

 

Suddenly we’re not half the side we used to be

Spanish waiter whisked in frantically

On the touch-line for Chel-she

 

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

 He said something wrong

Torres dropped – he couldn’t play ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

All our troubles seemed so far away,

Champions League and winning the F.A

It all changed after Juve away

 

Suddenly its not as good as it used to be

The Spanish waiter really bothers me

I’d like to blow-torch his goatee


Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

And now Robbies gone

We’ve got Allo Allo’s Ren - ay ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

Spanish waiters seemed so far away,

Now I need a place to hide away

Oh I believe in yesterday

 

 

 

 

 

(and you thought this was gonna be abouth the game didn't cha!?!)

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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="BLUENUT" data-cid="574332" data-time="1355762851"><p>

Yeah - hasn't she PM'd you the 'other' one's - we all got them for Xmas :wink:</p></blockquote>

It seems like ive been left out of that one. #gutted.

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To the tune of yesterday

 

 

Yesterday

Drogba headed in from miles away

Torres  on the bench, where he should stay

Now all our forwards sent away

 

Suddenly we’re not half the side we used to be

Spanish waiter whisked in frantically

On the touch-line for Chel-she

 

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

 He said something wrong

Torres dropped – he couldn’t play ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

All our troubles seemed so far away,

Champions League and winning the F.A

It all changed after Juve away

 

Suddenly its not as good as it used to be

The Spanish waiter really bothers me

I’d like to blow-torch his goatee

Oh Di-Mat-eo

Don’t know why he couldn't say

And now Robbies gone

We’ve got Allo Allo’s Ren - ay ay ay ay

 

Yesterday,

Spanish waiters seemed so far away,

Now I need a place to hide away

Oh I believe in yesterday

 

 

 

 

 

(and you thought this was gonna be about the game didn't cha!?!)

 

 

 

What a brilliant song!  We should get up  a Shed End choir and sing it at Leeds

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Heres one to the tune of Pearls a singer....a bit of practice for Moi :wink:

 

Raf's a Ringer
he stands up when he plays his Nintendo
In a top club


Raf's a ringer
he sings songs about never walking lonely
His job should be waiting on folks
bringing wine and lighting smokes
In a Restaurant


Raf's a ringer
And they say that he once was a winner
in a contest


Raf's a ringer
And they say that he once set a record
He lasted for five years or so

Then the scousers let him go
He'll never make it


He wanted to be like Bill shankley
But now he sits there with his tear stained Hankey
Dreaming of the things he never got to do
All those dreams should never came true


Raf's a ringer
He stands up when he's spoken to in Russian
In a top club


Raf's a ringer
He's somehow blagged his way with Roman
You've got to hand it to him, what a showman
Doing things he should have never got to do
In a top club

 

Raf's a ringer
He stands up when he plays his nintendo (fading out)
In a topclub

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