....and then the Gaffer said "Torres is back"

''Oi Kalou....we're selling you in the summer, and Lampard next season, look he hasn't even got a shirt number''

Edited January 14, 201313 yr by BLUENUT

"If I pretend to push you out the gate and you put on a big grin we might fool people into thinking we're both happy about you being booted out"

"Ere Frank, Real Madrid want Rafa as their next manager."

"Hey Frank, I'll bet you a tenner Jon Walters outscores Torres for us this year"

Ask for 150 grand then I'll ask for 160

Terry "Ron said that they appointed Rafa to get the season back on track"

Lamps "Yeah that really worked out didnt it"

HEY JOHN WATCH MY BACK, THE BACKSTABBING bar stewardS ON THE BOARD WANT ME GONE...

HEY FRANK.....YOUR NEW BIRDS A BIT OF A SORT.....ANY CHANCE I CAN HAVE A DABBLE BEFORE YOU GO

HET FRANK.....THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POSITION

JT: "Hey Frank, you know - I shagged your missus too."

 

Frank: "Get away! You're such a wind-up."

 

Kalou: "You think he's joking..."

I'll watch your back Frank if you watch mine , don't trust this club as far as you can throw them.

'Ashley's just gone into Rafa's office with his gun'

'Ashley's just gone into Rafa's office with his gun'

 

Oh, if only that was true

"Rio reckons he was dropped for non-footballing reasons .."

"geezer has been telling everyone he's lost weight"

"Have you heard what Gourlay said about Benitez?"

 

'He can't be serious surely?'

 

"I'm sure he is, you know. [insert obligatory Airplane joke here]"

 

'Bloody hell, what a clown.'

 

'Makes two of 'em.'

Here Frank.....If  only our fans knew we are signing for SPURS next week

Here FRANK.........I sent a fake resignation letter to Abramovich from Ron

Here Frank......Kalou thinks we dont know hes texting HARRY to see if he has any vacancies

Here Frank....Hows about asking Mike Carefree round for dinner......His daughters 24

Here Frank, forget about asking Mike Carefree for dinner. I've just heard geezer has got two daughters - 24 and 27

Oi Lamps...i hate to tell ya mate...its your turn to pick up the soap!!!

'Ere Frank, I didn't realise that Mike 'n Geezer were THAT old!

 

'Ere Frank, I didn't realise that Mike 'n Geezer were THAT old!

 

If I sat on that chair you're hiding under it would collapse young lady! In my defence I started at a young age though..........