Sorry Brian's M and N your out this time.

If your female and love Chelsea FC........................

get in and........................... HAVE MAKKA'S BABIES !!!

carry on the DNA for the club.

Make more baby Makka's

If I could I would

"Maka one,

Maka two,

Make three,

Makelele!

Maka four,

Maka five,

Maka six,

Makelele!

Maka seven,

Maka eight,

Maka nine

Makelele!

Heeeey Makelele!"

There is only one God and his name is Makelele!

Make more baby Makka's

There are already a few baby Makas and at the moment he's with the lovely lady on the right:

My other half says she'd give Ballack one .

Oh look, I'm the first female supporter to respond!

A confession: my love for Chelsea has its limits, and I bump into them in this thread... I'm too old anyway. But Gem, Rizza and a few assorted others may be interested?

my love for Chelsea has its limits

now if it was carlo, youd be there in a heartbeat....oiled up and ready to go...

Only to practice!

My other half says she'd give Ballack one .

I'd give your bottom half one.

Thats Maka's wife? HA! I can hardly compete with that.

Thats Maka's wife? HA! I can hardly compete with that.

Neither can I

Thats Maka's wife? HA! I can hardly compete with that.

I'm sure you are a much better swearer, Gem, don't sell yourself short!

and he's got a huge Cockerel to wake you up with in the morning

Yes, he has a big

They can wake you up really early in the morning.

Nothing's worse than a gay cock

Yes, he has a big

They can wake you up really early in the morning.

Nothing's worse than a gay cock

That was funny

and he's got a huge Cockerel to wake you up with in the morning

I've just seen this thread. As one of the few ladies on the site I felt I should reply.

I'd be afraid of Maka to be honest. I've heard of his reputation.

I'm quite happy with my Kevin. He might have a tiny penis but at least he knows how to use it.

and he's got a huge Cockerel to wake you up with in the morning

I'm quite happy with my Kevin. He might have a tiny penis but at least he knows how to use it.

That will be just for pissing then

Hey, I ain't no Mrs Grant.

Hey, I ain't no Mrs Grant.

Class !!

World's Biggest Cock

I'm quite happy with my Kevin. He might have a tiny penis but at least he knows how to use it.

That will be just for pissing then

As this is posted in the General forum, and not the Rumours forum, it must all be true.

Sadly very very true - but it's not just for pissing with. It has loads of lovely uses. It's a nice toy to play with when I'm in church, it's just big enough to wave through the railings when I'm walking past the village primary school and it gives the puppies something to suck on now that they are weaning.

Size ain't everything people!

Kev

I worry about you sometimes, Kev.

iit might not be massive, but its big enough to fill a pram. sid the sexist, circa 1990.......