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Tea Bar Boy

Tea Bar Boy

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Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scoalri let slip in his post match interview that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger had enquired about striker Saloman Kalou. (The Times)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/g...ers/7591213.stm

Fine by me !! Wonder what Wenger's enquiry was ?

AW : Hey Phil how you finding London me old mucker ?

PS: Is not so bad

AW : Listen this Kalou fella is he a striker ?

PS : Sometimes ........ very good striker when we leave him up the park when we defend corners

AW: Is he a winger ?

PS : When he warm up to go on very, very good winger . Runs the touchline beautiful

AW : Is he midfielder ?

PS : No I have plenty thanks

AW : Do you think he can keep Billy happy at my place

PS : You very funng guy Arsene ...................

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just

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Striker, and given time in that position I believe his finishing would improve.

I remember his strike agianst Spuds to make it 3-3... good finish.

Saw Kalou give a recent interview in which he said he preferred to play as a striker and that he was privately learning from one of the best finishers in the game.

Unfortunately, it turned out that game was Rugby and he was getting shooting lessons from Jonny Wilkinson!

Next time he's lining up a shot Gem have a quick look at the crowd behind the goal. You'll see everyone in row Z is ducking out the way.

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PloKoon13

PloKoon13

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Oh boy...

If this transfer went through it would leave us with the formidable striking force of...

Didier "Crutches" Drogba

Joe "Disappointing" Cole (Caroline Cheese said it so it must be true...)

Nicolas "I don't want to be here" Anelka

Franco "Toddler" Di Santo

and... to top it off...

Florent "shi*t" Malouda.

I bet they're all quaking in their boots...

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TomW

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His shooting is on a par with Gronkjaer's crossing and Malouda's dribbling.

We have to love Gronkjaer after his screamer against Scousers i think because we won that game we got into Champs League, correct me if im wrong.

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Jimboola69

Jimboola69

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Oh boy...

If this transfer went through it would leave us with the formidable striking force of...

Didier "Crutches" Drogba

Joe "Disappointing" Cole (Caroline Cheese said it so it must be true...)

Nicolas "I don't want to be here" Anelka

Franco "Toddler" Di Santo

and... to top it off...

Florent "shi*t" Malouda.

I bet they're all quaking in their boots...

You been working for Arnesen?

Pretty accurate... :pUKe:

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Ruh Buh Juh

Ruh Buh Juh

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I have faith in Sala to be honest, he needs to be enocuraged and played up top rather than out wide, i think Felipe can get the best out of him, Malouda on the other hand i've lost all hope for

Agreed, Byatt. Kalou's still learning, where as Malouda is late twenties? Give Kalou a year or two and with consistent playing time, he will be a recognised centre forward, at least, I hope so...

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Mr Chelsea

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kalou just lacks confidence

i reckon if he was played as often as lamps and Jt then he would be a force to be reckoned with

a game here and a sub appearance there doesnt do any player any good, and it shows with kalou

he isnt the best defensivley granted but he's a tryer, which is more than can be said for florence malouda. ok malouda isnt a regular either but he doesnt even try when he's on the pitch

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I completely disagree that Kalou can't beat a man. He consistently runs round people at the top of the penalty area and his short passing game is pretty good. I'd like to see him on the park to start with, use his pace to run to tire the defence and then bring JCole on later to finish them off.

Shooting is another matter. He won't have a future at any of the big four clubs if he doesn't learn to take his chances.

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BLUENUT

BLUENUT

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I completely disagree that Kalou can't beat a man. He consistently runs round people at the top of the penalty area and his short passing game is pretty good. I'd like to see him on the park to start with, use his pace to run to tire the defence and then bring JCole on later to finish them off.

Shooting is another matter. He won't have a future at any of the big four clubs if he doesn't learn to take his chances.

Where I sit he affectionately know as 'Spoon-boot Maginty'

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