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Unfortunately Courtois reminds me too much of Louis Theroux, he needs to take some steroids and pump up a bit, I don't see him particularly imposing or formidable in his box. Perhaps a beard might help, I think he will come good he has got a long goalie life ahead of him and hopefully Cudicini can give him some decent coaching. I'd probably rate him so far as good not excellent but I have confidence he will mature into excellent, fingers crossed.

Desperately after a 3-0 win to put us top of the league. hoping for courtois Azpi Cahill JT. Alonso Kante Oscar Fab Willian Costa Hazard please no Matic please! come on the Chels

I would have liked to see a two striker set up for a test against Burnley but 3 points for the Chels no matter what it takes is more important, come on the Chels!

Make loads of noise at the bridge tonight, the new season, the new manager, the new era, we will be the champions!!! 4-1 it's only west ham, JT, Costa, own goal, hazard, job done, God I love footie

It's not gonna be easy but I think this guy might beat Falcao's Chelsea goal tally. Welcome to Chelsea become a hero we need one.

We're already 4th in the league, CL here we come, this Conte is a magician. Fixtures not bad, looking forward to all the highs more than the lows, Chelsea here we come.......... In 58 days

I can't really remember us playing a regular two strikers since the good times with Eidur and Jimmy Floyd. I like Conte already.

Well it's nice to see everyone on here being so confident of us getting well and truely rogered by the scouser dregs. 1-2 Chelsea, they score, we get a suspect penalty scored by Hazard and Skrtel (or any other LFC twat) does a classic Gerrard and puts a perfect pass to Costa he scores on the 87th minute, we finally get 3 f**cking points!! Come on the Chels, let's upset the red scum, remember how sweet it feels.

Great effort to come back, some real pride from our team, class goal from Hazard. Up yours Tottenham! Congrats Leicester!

Would be great to see JT playing this one. Can't lose to these nobodies, not easy but feel confident for a win. Perhaps Gus can ring Ranieri for some advice from "The Tinkerman". Come on the Chels show some pride and give us a win!

Welcome Antonio Conte to taking on possibly the hardest job in English football. You basically have to win everything that's humanly possible every season and base your 'philosophy' around overrated, over priced and over paid players that are not chosen by you, and ignore the academy it's just there for show! Good luck. To be honest I'm quite happy let's see what this guy can do, he may become a legend!

Still deflated, we did have a genuine chance at 1-1 but it wasn't to be. That ugly cockface scoring the winner was a kick in the nuts. There has been a lot of angry reactions on here some a bit extreme but hopefully we've all cooled down a bit. Still have the FA Cup to look forward to and maybe the Europa League if we turn draws into wins! Hopefully missing out on the CL will seperate the do's from the dont's. The ones who do want to give their all for Chelsea and those that don't give a fcuk, I think we know who they are. I have confidence that next season is going to make us happy, I've got a good feeling about it. Onwards and upwards Chelsea FC.

Big game day! Diego and Traore have to be starters, two goal finishers. Would love to see Ivan head in a winner on the 89th minute and watch Le Twats crumble. Come on my beloved Chelsea we are the champions!

My jaw dropped when I saw the team choice I thought the Mikel and Matic pairing had been banned never to be seen again. The only positive I could see was Traore and he didn't let us down. Deflated by this draw, a second goal was needed but no one was up for it. Traore should be a starter from now on, he has a lot more to offer than hazard and Oscar. A game to be quickly forgotten. Hope we destroy PSG!

I am rather excited by his Contemporary style management.

I'm rather excited by Bertie, very impressed by his finishing, he looks confident and comfortable when brought on and can score, pass and take people on. What else do we need. Fingers crossed he becomes a full time Chelsea player not just ignored and loaned out, I think Guus seems to like him over Remy so good start. Keep it up lad.

Get the wallet out and buy Kante before someone else does. Even Garth Crooks thinks he's the new Maka surely that means something! To be serious I think he'd make a big impact and add strength to our midfield, just won't happen.

I don't care how sh*t the Geordies were, I saw the most entertaining game this season. All goals were open play, some great passing and a great team mentality. We are very close to the bin dippers and have a +2 goal difference. Particularly enjoyed the 4 amigo's they all scored or set one up, Dave on the right looked dangerous! Happy days, cheers Chelsea, let's go to Paris and give them a hiding!

Mutu's goal against Leicester that was a good left foot blaster. Shame he messed up his time at Chelsea, good player. Forgot Geremi could score some gems.

Courtois Dave Cahill. JT Baba RLC Fab Kenedy Pedro. Hazard Diego Sod DM style football if we can't find a Makelele, this would be a team full of energy and desire that would produce a win, please Guus consider this team as an acceptable venture against a piss poor Manc team, I'll be amazed if 6 players of my choice are in the starting 11. I hope the other 5 chosen by Guus will actually help us produce an entertaining win at home at the fortress that is Stamford Bridge. Chelsea forever

If we go for a draw a snore the Chelsea lion mascot should kick Guus in the nuts. I want to ruin the Mancs so play an attacking team please.

We seem to need 6 defenders against Watford, how many against The Mancs and PSG? I feel sorry for people that paid to watch that crap. All I could think when I looked at our midfield was Frank Lampard, Frank Lampard.

Well it's all there to be taken tonight, I don't care what they have done this season this is still bloody Watford. We are more than capable of an impressive win, hope the whole team give it 100% Hope there's lots of noise for JT and 3 points to let us move up the table. Come on the Chels!

I hate Arsehol I hate Arsehol I hate Arsehol 0-3 would be heaven!