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TheSage

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  1. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from erskblue in Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26   
    What a top manager Luis Enrique is.
    I don't know if we ever had the chance to sign him but would have been nice to have him here.
    He probably wouldn't have had the same level of success with us given the amount of chaos that goes on in our club (even during Abramovich's days) but it would have been interesting to see what he'd do with us
    If he ever leaves PSG, we should try to sign him (if our owners haven't collapsed the club by then)
  2. Nice One
    What a top manager Luis Enrique is.
    I don't know if we ever had the chance to sign him but would have been nice to have him here.
    He probably wouldn't have had the same level of success with us given the amount of chaos that goes on in our club (even during Abramovich's days) but it would have been interesting to see what he'd do with us
    If he ever leaves PSG, we should try to sign him (if our owners haven't collapsed the club by then)
  3. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from WhiteWall in Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26   
    It really infuriated me seeing the BBC headline "Arsenal denied penalty..." during the match, as if it was a clear penalty. If anything, the Saka handball was more of a penalty.
  4. Like
    I was hoping he would be the one to miss the crucial kick. It's glorious
  5. Like
    TheSage got a reaction from fun2sh in Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26   
    I was hoping he would be the one to miss the crucial kick. It's glorious
  6. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from mojo in Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26   
    Man U are such lucky bastards. They seem to play against 10 men almost every match
    Glad they finally lost
  7. Like
    Our genius owners and directors are well on their way to completely destroying the club.
    It would have been somehow understandable if we were successful on the pitch, but nope, the team is still sh*t.
    Well done, lads!
  8. Like
    Our genius owners and directors are well on their way to completely destroying the club.
    It would have been somehow understandable if we were successful on the pitch, but nope, the team is still sh*t.
    Well done, lads!
  9. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from All Barco no bite in Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*   
    I remember a few chances:
    Cole Palmer's 1v1 against the keeper (granted, you can argue it was gifted to him by Burnley and not created by us)
    JP's blocked shot where he could have squared it to Neto for a free shot at goal
    Cole Palmer failing to control a ball close to the 6-yard box
    Neto's blocked shot where he could have feinted the shot to create space.
    Even though we didn't play particularly well, we created enough to be out of sight well before the red card, but our lack of killer instinct ultimately cost us. For a squad that costs so much, it's amazing how poor the vast majority of our players are
  10. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from Since1957 in Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*   
    I remember a few chances:
    Cole Palmer's 1v1 against the keeper (granted, you can argue it was gifted to him by Burnley and not created by us)
    JP's blocked shot where he could have squared it to Neto for a free shot at goal
    Cole Palmer failing to control a ball close to the 6-yard box
    Neto's blocked shot where he could have feinted the shot to create space.
    Even though we didn't play particularly well, we created enough to be out of sight well before the red card, but our lack of killer instinct ultimately cost us. For a squad that costs so much, it's amazing how poor the vast majority of our players are
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    TheSage got a reaction from Sexyfootball in Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*   
    Same reaction to the red card as Maresca against Man Utd, but the fact that we were playing Burnley at home makes it even worse. So cowardly
  12. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from Blue72 in Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*   
    Same reaction to the red card as Maresca against Man Utd, but the fact that we were playing Burnley at home makes it even worse. So cowardly
  13. Nice One
    TheSage got a reaction from yaz in Chelsea vs Burnley (PL) Saturday 21st February 15:00 GMT   
    That last Delap shot sums us up perfectly
  14. Like
    Delap had every chance to make sure the ball was in the back of the net but chose to look at the referee. That's just stupid.
  15. Like
    Should sub delap now how the f**k did he not score
  16. Like
    He should have just put it in the net rather than stopping.
  17. Haha
    They gifted us one goal and being the charitable side we are, we decided to gift them two. Well played, lads
  18. Like
    TheSage got a reaction from forbzy in Moises Caicedo to Chelsea! "Official"   
    A lot of people got carried away when he started the season well but he's always been sloppy on the ball and has the occasional rash challenge in him. He's not our biggest problem by any means but for his price tag, he lets us down far too often
  19. Like
    Defence is still a real problem.
    10 minutes of pressure and we buckled.
  20. Nice One
    Don't count on it
    The genius SDs will go and buy a bunch of kids again and expect a different result
  21. Haha
    They gifted us one goal and being the charitable side we are, we decided to gift them two. Well played, lads
  22. Sad
    Delap genuinely doesn't win a single aerial ball. He can't jump.
  23. Haha
    Personal highlight was Delap missing a 0.99xG chance from literally half a yard out
  24. Nice One
    What's the point of rotating if you end up needing to bring in your "rested" players because the team is losing? Why not start your strongest team and try to get a comfortable lead when playing a sh*te team like West Ham then rest them for the second half?

    Also, why is this manager also playing Gusto in midfield?
  25. Sad
    One centre back! Four on the bench? What kind of nonsense is this?
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