Ruh Buh Juh

Luckily, Van Persie isn't :D

Ahh no. Benayoun is a dangerous player. I'd rather see Gerrard play over Benayoun tbh. I really rate him and he can make things happen.

47) And this one:

Agreed. I've played on both, and the xbox I feel is much mroe impressive and has better value for money.

I have to say that's a very, very good side you've got there. I'd rather see Diego come in rather than Moutinho, but that's purely on the fact that I've seen a lot more of Diego than Moutinho and he's impressed me every time.

Of those 6, only Vidic really deserves a place on it. And possibly Ferdinand aswell. Why isn't Lampard on it, who's been playing his best football for years? I couldn't name 6, but of the actually nominees, Ronaldo definitely doesn't deserve to be on it. How can a player that's kicked 4 people be on the list? He isn't a scratch on his form of last season.

That's exactly what Liverpool are doing. They haven't won anything for, what, 4 years now? Everyone are calling Liverpool a world-beating side, but have they actually got to show for it? A Champions League trophy they won 4 years ago? 3rd or 4th place in the league every season since 2004? World beaters my backside.

Hahaha!! Brilliant! :P

I have a question for you. Did you fill out the form that gives you a 3 year warranty on it? Then you can send it off to them and they'll fix it for free!! 2) It should say in your Manual somewhere what to do if it breaks down. 3) Yes, my friend had his sent off about a year and a half ago and it's still working today (Y) 4) Yes, they're on the so-called "second batch" which has fixed the problems the "first batch" had. I have a "second batch" Xbox. I can't answer 1 and 5 cause I have absolutely no clue sorry.

Yeah, I agree with that. I'd gladly accept him back after he finishes his Russia stint. But the thing is, he said he'd quit Russia after the World Cup, if they make it. What happens if they don't qualify (highly unlikely yes, but it could happen)? 'Cause the qualifiers finish in November, and we can't have a manager for 3 months next season and then sack him to bring back Hiddink. I don't think it's going to work, sadly. I'm stil holding out on Hiddink staying if we win a trophy this season.

Totally agree. He ruled the show against Blackburn at the weekend. I think Lampard will have to try and suck one of them out of the game throughout.

He'd be more suited to it than Villa, yes, but I personally see Aguero as a support striker or someone to partner Drogba. The one that plays in the hole and drifts to both sides.

37) He hasn't been given a stupid title like Sir Stevie.

Diddums.

24) For being one of, if not the, highest scoring midfielders of all time.

That's just shocking. When did Red Nose take over? 1992 wasn't it?

Oh, the wise words of Yoda.

11 years? Bit too short a time for Liverpool don't you think?

It's his 18th birthday in 6 days 'un all :D

Spot on. If Cech, Ivan, Essien, Malouda and Didier play the exact same way as they did on Wednesday, we shouldn't have any problems. CAREFREE WHEREEVER YOU MAY BE! WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC!!

Love the first picture in the article Gerrard's face is priceless in it :D

I think we could probably get Aguero and Benzema for £45million. But, if we could get Villa for around £20million he's worth a shot.

2-1 to Chelseeeeeeeeeeeeeeea! I think we'll go 2-0 up with about 30 mins to go and they'll just throw everything at us.

Blackburn v Tottenham 04/04/2009 12:45 BST Arsenal v Manchester City 04/04/2009 15:00 BST Bolton v Middlesbrough 04/04/2009 15:00 BST Hull v Portsmouth 04/04/2009 15:00 BST Newcastle v Chelsea 04/04/2009 15:00 BST West Bromwich v Stoke 04/04/2009 15:00 BST West Ham v Sunderland 04/04/2009 15:00 BST Fulham v Liverpool 04/04/2009 17:30 BST Everton v Wigan 05/04/2009 15:00 BST Manchester United v Aston Villa 05/04/2009 16:00 BST

See, I always thought pimp slapping was a way to make fun...ah well.