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If we do get Coentrao, it would surely spell the end for Zhirkov, as both are these wing back type players that are great going forward, but perhaps suspect defensively. Where he would play is another question. Perhaps Ceontrao would be seen as a winger? We can only speculate.

At a U2 concert, Bono walks to the edge of the stage and claps 3 times. Then, he says "Every time I clap, a person in Africa dies." One member of the crowd shouts back "Well stop f**king clapping!"

Not sure how effective it'll be, but it should at least befuddle the full-backs!

£32million for Aguero?! Sturridge--Torres--Aguero? AVB has said he likes to play with inverted wingers.....

I think those bills were the risk he was talking about. It's a big step to help a youngster like that with the risk that he may not be able to play at all, but he sure was able to play.

He was quality. I never knew he only scored 1 goal for Barca, what an amazing time to score your first. All the best to him.

Pure class.

Steve Holland looks like Terminator.

What brilliant news. Completely out of the blue, this one, and I love it.

That is a cracking pun.

I hope it's not the last series, but like you I fear it will be. The viewers are decreasing so badly, it's such a shame. Jeffster are hilarious. Apparently the end of series 4 is fantastic? That's what I've heard from my friends who have watched it. But series 5 of Chuck is the last, so I'll get around to series 4 before that starts. Couldn't agree more. When I watched Lost, I was completely hooked from the start. With 24 I started it late (around Day 4 I think), but I've since been back and watched them all and it really is fantastic. We need something new and epic that grips people like they did. I hoped Flashforward would do that, but it was cancelled inexplicably after series 1. I was gutted. This summer I'm going to be watching so much TV. I've heard great things about House, but never seen a single episode. Same for Supernatural and I want to start The Wire too. All three of those series have at least 6 series to them so far, so I best get cracking.

I'll be watching both of them, Alcatraz in particular, Bad Robot have never let me down. Anyone catch the Fringe series finale? Absolutely fantastic end, can't wait for series 4. Have been gradually working through Chuck aswell, just finished series 3 earlier, it's so good. Very much a comedy drama, but it still has brilliant twists and a cracking storyline.

We have to give it time. AVB has only just arrived, and by the sounds of things he's hard at work. If you ask me, we cancelled the Vitesse Arnhem match to give us a bit more time to find players and get them signed in the coming week or so, get them training with us from Day 1 on July 4th. At least, that's what I hope is happening. Ferguson is being very clever with who he's signing. I don't think they're going to be immediately great signings, except for De Gea who is a top, top keeper, but they will be great signings once they've settled in to playing with the big boys. I too am a bit worried, but I don't see why we can't keep them company, as long as we sign a good 3 or 4 players.

Showing some Queens of the Stone Age on BBC2 right now, absolutely immense. They were superb at Reading last year, they sound even better here.

I thought Coentrao signed for Real Madrid ages ago anyway? Didn't Ronaldo come out and talk about him being one of the best in the world? I'm so confused. I wouldn't sell Ash for anything less than £30million, he's consistently brilliant.

Watched the last 20 or so minutes of the U21 final, though he was good and that goal was awesome, but perhaps a bit quiet, didn't see enough of the ball as he was clearly the best player on the pitch.

Am enjoying Coldplay, I have to say, performing fantastically well. It's been a pretty good Glasto so far! The Gaslight Anthem were immense, Biffy Clyro their usual awesome selves, really loved Mumford & Sons too. Didn't see U2 yesterday though, can't stand them.

Yes, but even then Balotelli is capable of pure magic at times, and Neymar is double the player Balotelli is.

Modric. He's the most essential purchase we need.

MOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING. I'm kidding, I was considering him for my already attacking midfield!

...what? When he was at Chelsea, he created chance after chance, destroyed full backs, and now he's even better, AND he has a fantastic shot on him. He's one of the best players in the world today if you ask me, would pay more than we paid for Torres for him.

Right winger for me. Someone like Alexis Sanchez would have been ideal. Neymar is a left forward/winger, he'd be a cracking signing, but like Plok said, our left side is pretty jam packed with players. Of Neymar's quality, no, but there are so many players there we need a right winger who will hug the touchline, unlike the way Anelka drifts into central defensive midfield!

Victor Valdes Mod: Cristiano Ronaldo, Gerd Muller, David Beckham, Peter Schmeichel, Daniel Passarella, Ronald Koeman, Michael Ballack, Cristian Chivu, Bacary Sagna, Roberto Rivelino footballoholic: Diego Maradona, Franz Beckenbauer, Sir Stanley Matthews, Carlos Alberto, Ferenc Puskás, Sir Bobby Charlton, Johan Neeskens, Nilton Santos, Rivaldo, Ruud Krol Andreas: Lionel Messi, Samuel Eto'o, Ronaldinho, Alessandro Nesta, Claude Makélelé, Nemanja Vidic, Xavi Hernandez, Iker Casillias, Kaká, Patrice Evra moi/Bluebeard: George Best, Gordon Banks, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Paulo Roberto Falcao, Danny Blanchflower, Jim Baxter, Paul Breitner, Claudio Gentile, Hernan Crespo, Davie Cooper chelseabootboy: Pele, Bobby Moore. Lothar Matthaus, Alan Shearer,Lilian Thuram, Oliver kahn, Terry Butcher, Edgar Davids, Ryan Giggs, Wesley Sneijder Oblivion: Ronaldo, Cafu, Julio Cesar, Marcelo, Lucio, Thiago Silva, Dunga, Waldyr Perreira, Tostao, Gerson BlueNose: Roberto Baggio, Paul Gascoigne, Gianluigi Buffon, Arjen Robben, Javier Zanetti, Douglas Maicon, Toninho Cerezo, Kevin Keegan, David Trezeguet, Samir Nasri Zola: Zinedine Zidane, Dino Zoff, Clarence Seedorf, David Villa, Luis Figo, Raul, Daniel Alves, Fabrizio Ravanelli, Rio Ferdinand, Fabio Grosso PloKoon13: Lev Yashin, Marco van Basten, Alfredo Di Stefano, Gaetano Scirea, Frank Rijkaard, Alessandro Costacurta, Francisco Gento, Roy Keane, Wim Suurbier, Antonio Cabrini Chippy: Jairzinho, George Weah, Ruud Gullit, Andriy Shevchenko,Rene Higuita, Carlo Ancelotti, Mark Overmars,Obdulio Varela,Andreas Brehme, George Cohen Maksimov: Michael Laudrup, Franco Baresi, Gabriel Batistuta, Pavel Nedved, Fernando Hierro, Gianluca Zambrotta, Eric Gerets, Juninho Pernambucano, Predrag Mijatović, Jay-Jay Okocha ace: Eusebio, Garrincha, Michel Platini, Andrea Pirlo, Giacinto Facchetti, Djalma Santos, Giueseppe Bergomi, Edwin Van Der Sar, Alessandro Del Piero, Berti Vogts Scooby Blue: Johan Cruyff, Roberto Carlos, Peter Shilton, Fabio Cannavaro, Jean-Pierre Papin, Hristo Stoichkov, Franck Ribery, Fernando Redondo, Jurgen Kohler, Dan Petrescu Ruh Buh Juh: Zico, Paolo Maldini, Thierry Henry, Eric Cantona, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Carles Puyol, Philip Lahm, Andres Iniesta, Ricardo Carvalho, Victor Valdes coco: Romario, Mario Kempes, Sócrates, Gianfranco Zola, Marcel Desailly, Bixente Lizarazu, Marco Tardelli, Glen Hoddle, Pat Jennings Now to decide on my final midfielder....

I haven't listened to that in ages. Are they jealous?

He'll do will he? He'll do. Unbelievable.