ChelsInSCUSA

Awful player and worse person.
Not in the Diego Costa or Cucurella "love him if he's one of yours" mold.
Just a vile human, full stop

I’ve heard fans call Enzo a ‘big game player’ but that applies to players who are good every week and then excel in the big games like say Drogba.
What’s the term for a player who only shows up for big games? Unprofessional ? Half hearted? Lazy? You can’t exactly call him lazy he covers some ground, maybe ineffective is a polite way of saying it.
The guy has been the un droppable midfielder that has just seen us finish 10th and while I do think he is a different type of player to our other midfielders I hope Alonso doesn’t fall into the trap of trying to get a tune out of him because far to many games went on around him last season. All games are big games if you want to be successful.

I'd rather have seen James lifting a WC alongside Saka and Madueke.

Felix had his highlight against Noah. Both are crap - at least we have only signed Garnacho once. Thus far

Sorry but they are both crap, and moves that should never happened

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

Headed to Al-Nassar in a swap for Felix. Felix to sign a 6 year deal on arrival.

I don't even know where to begin

Com'on Tottenham. You know you want to. You have been buying everyone else over the last few weeks. Go for it.

Some turds just won't flush.

Luckily for Henderson he was filmed being stretchered away. Not sure how he would have broached the subject with his wife, of having been prescribed Viagra, along with the rest of the squad, to combat the altitude issues, and then return home without participating and yet picked up a serious wrist injury!!

Dan Burn has been playing at altitude for years

Problem is Jacko had such a great World Cup it's going to be hard to keep hold of him. Reliable insiders say Peterborough are very, very keen on him.

I imagine the questions they asked were something along the lines of:
"Wtf is wrong with him?"
"Is he actually that bad?"
"What were you thinking when you signed him?!"
And so on...

If that goal ends up sending them down Enzo has become a legend in my eyes