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There's an added incentive to this one. Norwich are Mick Dennis' team, and we do need to get back at him for using the death of Tito Vilanova to try and score points off Mourinho.

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Morrissey and the Wolfe Tones.

The petition was one I started urging them to reinstate him.

https://www.change.org/p/goldberg-segalla-llp-reinstate-clive-o-connell?recruiter=75792756&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Stoke not the only side using FM09 to scout players I see.

So when we come to Anfield it's all set up for Steve Gerrard Gerrard to slip on his f**king arse and give it to Eden Hazard.

Greg Dyke, meanwhile, angrily clicks "cancel order" and exits the Royal Caribbean website in a sulk, knowing that the next luxury cruise will have to go on hold until Mourinho next criticises a referee.

She was apparently looking to join Charlton.

The problem is, if we do sue him, he becomes a martyr. We ban him...martyr. Chelsea fan gets the last chocolate doughnut ahead of him in the queue at Greggs...martyr. He has to move seats on the train because he's sitting in a Chelsea fan's reserved seat...martyr. Chelsea-supporting ticket inspector catches him travelling without a valid ticket...well, you get the idea.

It's not the lack of poppy that I dislike, it's the "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M NOT WEARING A POPPY YOU OPPRESSIVE POPPY FASCISTS!" that he insists on broadcasting. If I played in Serie A, or even for England against Italy, and turned my back on the Italian national anthem (my grandfather was captured by the Italians in WW2 and escaped a POW camp) I'd most likely be slaughtered. He also seems to be ignorant of the small matter of the IRA supporting Hitler in WW2.

He's just a sh*t Russell Brand. He's also a fine one to talk about human rights violations, given that's how right-thinking people would describe his comedy routines.

Isn't virtually every Guardian Sports Columnist a gooner? If we lose I'm buying a little black book and putting Moh's name in it.

1. How was your transfer window, and are Chelsea stronger as a result of it? I'd say we'd be stronger on paper, but a new CB could have helped. 2. Why have Chelsea been slow starters this season? If it was any slower it would end up being outstripped by snails. 3. What are your thoughts on the Eva Carneiro situation? Can't it just bugger off? I'm fed up to the back teeth of the whole fiasco. 4. Although it's early, what are your observations of the Premier League this season? Could be a few surprises in store. 5. What kind of reception are you expecting at Goodison Park? Very hostile. Expect "rent boys" chants. 6. Why are your thoughts on Chelsea's failure to sign John Stones? Disappointing. This could also come back to haunt Everton if he comes here next season for much less. 7. Many said last season's fixture was one of football's greatest games, so what game are you anticipating on Saturday? An unconvincing win. 8. Name the top 4 and bottom 3 finishers. City-United-Chelsea-Swansea Sunderland-Watford-Norwich

Don't forget that there could well be a minute's silence prior to the match due to the Shoreham Air disaster.

I think it's a type of drink.

The blame for that lies with the press for going down the "You're all guilty" route, and the press complaints commission for not stamping it out.

The one who bangs on about how we never let black people on trains. Y'know, the obsessed one.

Every arsenal fan dreads the words "Daddy, can we go to McDonalds?"

Kingsgate entered.

I've actually forgotten my talkchelsea log in details.

I've saved the BTP text number to my contacts, just in case rival fans try any funny business.

And that's why sh*t will be posted to Tesco HQ from the Merseyside area.

It's SO unfair!

He missed out "...and a Chelsea fan got the last chocolate doughnut in Greggs".