Drogba11CFC

Thought I'd make this after the game, but the mods are free to remove it if it's deemed offensive.

QPR remind me of that toddler cousin your parents would make you play football with. He'd kick you all over the place but if you gave him so much as a dirty look he'd run off in floods of fake tears.

The QPR keyboard warriors are out in force on Twitter already.

In the irony to end all ironies, it's Des Kelly who's pointed out the lack of outrage over Gerrard's stamp.

My lineup: Courtois Azpi Zouma Terry Luis Matic Ramires Cuadrado Hazard Remy Costa

Here's what the Telegraph predicts... Courtois Ivanovic Zouma Terry Azpi Fabregas Matic Willian Cuadrado Hazard Costa Oh, and Mike Dean is refereeing.

It's odd, but Des Kelly's columns seem to have improved markedly since he started at the Evening Standard...a paper devoid of Patrick Collins...

Let's see... Either: Courtois Azpi Zouma Terry Luis Matic Fabregas Willian Cuadrado Remy Hazard or... Courtois Azpi Zouma Terry Luis Matic Fabregas Cuadrado-Hazard-Willian Remy The idea of the second lineup is that the 3 behind Remy interchange, switch positions and get forward to support him if necessary.

All I can say is thank god Patrick Collins has gone. The metro, Matic, PSG...he'd have had a field month.

You can't beat Byron's.

If it had been Chelsea fans invading the pitch, the outrage express would have been full and standing before it had left the station.

I wouldn't be surprised if Cesc was to drop deeper to allow Ramires to get forward.

Look, someone just pull the plug on this tube's account and we'll all be much happier.

Was it really 2-0 inside one minute as described in the song?

My concern is that one side of the MH will sing a song denouncing the racists, and the other will sing a song in support of the victim, and the two songs will collide head on, intermingle, and come out completely jumbled. And then Stan Collymore will have a field day.

He blocked the Falkland Islands account for offering him a debate.

I'm going to this one. Who's up for a chorus of "F**k off Stan Collymore" or "Jason Roberts, is a w**ker/Chelsea reject"?

https://www.change.org/p/chelsea-football-club-ban-stan-collymore-from-stamford-bridge?just_created=true

On the one hand...wtf? I dread to think how they'd cope with me singing "F**k off Stan Collymore" during the game on Saturday. Mind you, the fact that it's Barca is absolutely hilarious.

The thought of QPR staying up though...

QPR could be rejected by the Football League should they go down. I hope either JT or Rio (og) scores the goal that sends them down.

You just know that if villa score against us Sat that's all they'll focus on. Even-no, especially if its in the dying seconds and we've already scored six.

Nope. He was at Southampton and has now hung up his poison pen.

The story of QPR: Once upon a time there was a tinpot club that played at a stadium built on an indian burial ground. The end. (feel free to embellish)

Steve Gerrard Gerrard, The ball came off his head, And into the Liverpool net, Steve Gerrrard Gerrard