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Hilarious, someone posts a stat about how torres has more goals than a lot of strikers and instantly people just try to rip it apart and try to show how its total meaningless. Choose your battles, accept small victories.

By trying to jump over someone and not run straight through them. Only crime was getting it wrong lol.

Lol what an awful post. Would love to know how you can come to such a ridiculous conclusion. Anyway, mikel provides the out ball that gets everyone else out of trouble. Players under pressure just hand off to mikel he keeps it, then recycles it on. Its ugly, not flashy, not praised but makes everyone else look good in comparison. Romeu doesn't get the suicide balls that mikel often does. Thats what I think though, fire away.

I laugh. O no, we are the first holders to go out in the group stages (in the current format) HOLDERS My heart bleeds. What a terrible blight on this club, winning the CL then going out in the group stages. So much worse than united not winning it and going out in a joke group, or city failing to qualify TWICE, second not even attaining europa league status What a shambles we are

Would be hugely unfair to blame him for us not going through though.

UEFA and/or FIFA will step in to save them.

lol. What is he then? Fact is he was part of the CB pairing that stopped city scoring and im fairly sure their front line is a hell of a lot better than carlton bloody cole.

He is there to show that there could possibly be someone more useless in charge. No assistant managers going on to salvage the season this year!

Think Luiz might be suspended

Maybe the "mikel fan club" aren't brainless morons who will vote for him when they know someone else has done better???

Cahill was confirmed sick, not dropped.

Yeah f**k the fact that ivan has been being skinned all season o god luiz is in the team And someone claims its because abramovic wants him to play, deary me. If the captain of brazil isn't good enough for chelsea then my meds have worn off.

Chelsea FC â€@chelseafc Team: Cech ©; Azpili, Ivan, D Luiz, Cole; Ram, Mik; Mata, Oscar, Hazard; Torres. - subs: Turn, Fer, Cahill, Bert, Rom, Marin, Moses.#CFC Boom! Prepare for non stop moaning about the line up

O lots of idiots do, thats the pathetic thing. He blatantly slandered the club saying we weren't happy clattenburg was cleared but will he get called out on it? Don't bet on it. Two faced twat who is getting referees to retire one day then their best friend and supporter the next when it suits him and the football world eats it up.

Pisses me off, I was gonna be laying the smackdown about how Luiz was one of the best defenders on the pitch that night but instead gotta deal with all the other sh*tstorms. Life was so much simpler before this game.

Doesn't mean he makes all good decisions

They will be made of soft cotton

Why are they asking ferguson for his irrelevant opinion? O wait, why do I even bother asking.

LOL, really?? Are you insane?

I really don't understand why people get themselves in a muddle over imaginary scenarios =/

Didn't buck/gourlay deny that?

Mikel never got to the refs dressing room.

nor for anton ferdinands admitted elbows to jt's head.

Because thats alllllll its about right.

Please just stop, this is embarrassing.