E for b and Charlie Cooke as sung at old trafford and also we want a ref after Jones foul on Bonetti. E ai addio we won the cup

TO EUROPE

TO EUROPE

LA LA LA LALALALA LALA

To Paris to Paris. Sung in 84

ALAN ALAN ALAN BALL

HES NO f**kING GOOD AT ALL

DOUGAN DOUGAN YOUR A c**t

DOUGAN YOUR A c**t

MARINELLO IS A SLAG

MARINELLO IS A SLAG

GET YER HAIRCUT 

GET YER HAIRCUT

GET YER HAIRCUT CHARLIE GEORGE

YOUR A w**kER 

YOUR A w**kER

YOUR A w**kER CHARLIE GEORGE

Chivers is a fairy and you had to turn your hand round in a strange way as well

Chivers is a fairy and you had to turn your hand round in a strange way as well

 

Yeah, I always wondered what that hand gesture meant

 

It was also used when we used to do a rhythmic clap for a while, then the hand gesture came in as we all sang "Oooooooooooooooooh"

"Move altogether, move altogether" - when we were steaming an away end.

 

Also, "Altogether now, altogether now" as a variation of the above, it was from the chorus of the crap Beatles children's song of the same name from the Yellow Submarine album. Naturally we sang it in a far more threatening way

 

.....AND THE MAN AT THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A NORTHSTAND BLITZ

We are mad in the head

we are the North Stand not the Shed

La La La ---La La ---- La La

Happy days

When the Spurs go marching out,out,out...we hate Tottenham.

sang to Malcolm Macdonald When Arsenal came to chelsea  " old Macdonald had a farm ei ei o and on that farm he had a w**k ei ei o with a w**k w**k here w**k there here there" etc

 

Again against Arsenal 1973-74 as they warmed up at the shed end " Alan, Alan, Alan Ball, Alan Ball, Alan Ball,  Alan, Alan, Alan Ball, Alan, Alan Ball, oh w**k w**k w**k w**k w**k w**k" he responds with a two finger salute.

 

Same season against QPR after the papers printed that Stanley Bowles wife had run off with the milk man..." where's your wife gone where's your wife gone where's your wife gone Stanley Bowles ?" he gives a Harvey Smith response and then come a chorus of Ernie the fastest milkman in the west.

 

Against Tottenham at home 1972-73 Martin Chivers misses a clear header at the Shed end ..."His nose got in the way, nis nose got in the way",,

 

To the West Ham fans in the white wall section of the shed 1973-74... "You can stick your f**king Hammers up your Arse, You can stick your f**king Hammers up your Arse, You can stick your f**king Hammers, You can stick your f**king Hammers, You can stick your f**king Hammers SIDEWAYS".... Same match "North Bank have a w**k"

Flasher, flasher Walker

Flasher Walker on the wing

Chelsea FC have gotta reputation

At Fulham Broadway Station

For a bit of aggravation.

To the tune of 'Bonnie & Clyde'

A-G

A-G-R

A-G-R-O

AGRO!

A-G

A-G-R

A-G-R-O

AGRO!

I remember in the shed circa 70s doing this and a cop near me saying...THERES 2 Gs........I laughed and said to him...BUT IT WOULD SPOIL THE SONG....

"IF YOU LIKE ALOT OF AGGRO IN YOUR FOOTBALL JOIN OUR CLUB" to the tune of the Club biscuit adverts shown in the 70s/80s.

We hate Bill Shankly and we hate the kop we'll fight man united until we drop.....cant remember the rest. We are the boys in royal blue we took Molynieux. Were one , were two , were three a four a fight....

We hate Bill Shankly and we hate the kop

We'll fight man united until we drop

we dont give a willy and we dont give a w**k

We are the Chelsea boot boys.

Sort of repeat - replacing words for La la Lars

We hate Bill Shankly and we hate the kop

We'll fight man united until we drop

we dont give a willy and we dont give a w**k

We are the Chelsea boot boys.

Sort of repeat - replacing words for La la Lars

We hate Bill Shankly and we hate the kop

We'll fight man united until we drop

we dont give a willy and we dont give a w**k

We are the Chelsea North Stand

 

to the tune of the blaydon races, o the y*ds, you should have seen them running,running down the fulham road because the chesea's coming,

sammy skives and all his boys and all the tottenham faces,running from the chelsea boys,bedecked in boots and braces.Or something ike that.

 

If you come under the shed today your in for a big surpise

if you come under the shed today you will not believe your eyes

cause jeremy the sugar puff bear has brought some boots and cropped his hair

cause jeremy the sugar puff bear's a skinhead

Its a long way to Fulham Broadway

Its a long way to run.

Its a long-long way to Fulham Broadway

Its a long way to run.

Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea

Edited March 27, 201313 yr by Nitro

When Torres was at the dippers, sung by Everton

He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres,

He looks just like a Transvestite, Torres, Torres,

He wears a frock, he likes some cock

He sells his arse down Albert Dock,

Fernando Torres, Caragher's bit on the side...