We are the chelsea boys   (ooooo)

we are the chelsea boys   ( oooo)

we are the chelsea boo  ooyyys

we are the chelsea boys

Were the shed end wer the shed end were the shed end stamford bridge

were the benches were the benches were the benches stamford bridge

were the northstand were the northstand were the northstand stamford bride ...f**k the shed

Some great old songs on here. Not sure if these have been mentioned.

We had joy we had fun we had Arsenal on the run,

but the joy did not last, cos the bar stewards run too fast.

North Stand, North Stand do your job

North Stand do your job.

Blue & White, Green & Red, we're the North Stand not the Shed, la la la

I remember coming home on the tube after we done arsenal in the league cup 5-0 and all the carridge was singing to the tune of the Adams family

First there was a piss up,

then there was a smash up,

then there was a lock up,

the Adams family,

Da Da Dum Da Da Dum ect ect......

Sorry if i have posted this before but it still tickles me.

Fulham away 2 years ago: 'You can stick your fu*in clappers up your arse, you can stick your fu*in clappers up your arse, you can stick your fu*in clappers, stick your fu*in clappers, stick your fu*in clappers up your arse'

This is i think the first verse to the frank lampard song, although maybe not the only version.

 

posh spice is a slapper

she takes it up the arse

and when shes shagging beckham

she thinks of Frank Lampard

 

Frank ,frank super frank etc

He's only a poor little y****o

He stands at the back of the Shelf

He goes to the bar, to buy a a lager,

And only buys one for himself.

First game against Spuds at SHL after our promotion in 1984

I watched Spuds Vs Birmingham in 1982, the Zulu's were singing this all day long.

 

Y**, Y**, lend yourself a quid.

NO, NO, I gotta save me doe !

....repeat x100

My favourite has to be Cambridge away in the early eighties when we won 1-0 can't remember if it was when Pop Robson or Gary Johnson scored when they let us all in - top of the stand to the left and up the floodlights .,,

The simple but effective chant that went with all our away games back then ....

Chelsea here Chelsea there Chelsea every f**kin' where !

I watched Spuds Vs Birmingham in 1982, the Zulu's were singing this all day long.

 

Y**, Y**, lend yourself a quid.

NO, NO, I gotta save me doe !

....repeat x100

Methinks this could be sung loudly for half an hour late sept

one of my favs was sang at stanley bowles  , the day before it had been reported in one of the papers that stanleys wife had attacked him with a rolling pin  , next day at the bridge  the shed are singing  stanley  stanley where's your wife

Who remembers this on the way back from Luton " Chelsea sing Chelsea fight Chelsea set the train alight"

What about this at home to derby " where's your fingers where's your fingers where's your fingers Charlie George , in the flymo, in the flymo, in the flymo Charlie George

Heres one i remembered at work...( i do concentrate at work).....Come along

                                                                                                     Come along

                                                                                                     Come along and sing this song

                                                                                                     Were the boys in blue 

                                                                                                     In division two

                                                                                                     But we  wont be ere too long

My favourite has to be Cambridge away in the early eighties when we won 1-0 can't remember if it was when Pop Robson or Gary Johnson scored when they let us all in - top of the stand to the left and up the floodlights .,,

The simple but effective chant that went with all our away games back then ....

Chelsea here Chelsea there Chelsea every f**kin' where !

 

 

Not 100% certain, but did'nt 'One man went to mow' originate from a visit to Cambridge as they had allotments behind the away end?.

What the hell was the year i was singing.........My arse is green

                                                                        My arse is blue

                                                                        We took the northbank molyneax

We're the boys in Royal blue, took the Northbank Molineux

Heard a couple of songs Everton sang, To Gerrard when he was on trial ' Shagged in the showers, you're getting shagged in the showers'

Also when Rooney had been caught out shagging again Utd were due to play at Everton next game and they were planning to sing No Woman No Kai, but he didn't play.

A couple from the West Ham game in 1981, What's it like to run at home, which I didn't think we would ever sing there. Towards the end the public announcer came on said special trains would take Chelsea fans out of the area and would not be stopping in the local area. A group of older blokes near me started singing:

We're the boys

Got no brains

We'll smash up your special trains

Not a song as such but I remember loads of away games when a very long 'whoa' would go on for ages, interspersed with Chelsea, Chelsea then back to whoa again, would go on for 20 minutes or so and often preceded major disorder

In 1968 when i was 13 shedboys sang at the ref.....YOUR OLD LADY IS A WHORE.....To my tiny ears (and brain) my learned words were...YOUR OLD LADY IS THE LAW...and very proud to sing this believed version

Following from above(apols if already posted)

 

To tune Oh my darling clementine 

 

Who's your father?

Who's your father?

Who's your father referee?

 

Your're a barstd

Your're a barstd

Your're a barstd referee.

 

From the 70's and 80's.

YOUR NOT FIT TO WIPE MY ARSE

YOUR NOT FIT TO WIPE MY ARSE

THE BELLS ARE RINGING FOR WHITE AND BLUE

CHURCHBELLS ARE RINGING FOR WHITE AND BLUE

AND THEYLL NEVER STOP DINGING

AND NEVER STOP RINGING

AND WE LL NEVER STOP SINGING

FOR WHITE N BLUE..................................WHITE N BLUE WHITE N BLUE

OO altogether

OO altogether

Here's one from the mid-late 60's early 70's to the tune of the Jim Reeves song 'Distant Drums'.

I hear the sound (clap 6 times) of distant bums

Over there, over there (pointing to away fans)

And do they smell (clap 6 times)

Like f**k-ing hell

Over there, over there (pointing again).

Here's one from the mid-late 60's early 70's to the tune of the Jim Reeves song 'Distant Drums'.

I hear the sound (clap 6 times) of distant bums

Over there, over there (pointing to away fans)

And do they smell (clap 6 times)

Like f**k-ing hell

Over there, over there (pointing again).

A distant favourite,

Another one from around 1974, to the tune of a Gary Glitter best seller.

 

Lets get together again,

We're gonna give you a f**king good hiding.

 

And another alternative Gary Glitter version of one of his hits

 

Hello, Hello, Chelsea aggro, Chelsea aggro.