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Terrace Taunts

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Was that the perfect hat trick from Jimmy? Left foot right foot and a header

that was the one batterings we gave s.f.t.l then ho ho. altho its getting back to buisiness as usual.

Edited by croydonblue

  • 2 weeks later...

Not a taunt but a simple song we used to sing from late 60s into 70s.....WE LOVE YOU CHELSEA WE DO.........WE LOVE YOU CHELSEA WE DO........WE LOVE YOU CHELSEA WE DOOOOO.....OH CHELSEA WE LOVE YOU.................................Not Rogers and Hammerstien lyrics but nice and simple of the time.......I think it may have dissipated by the 90s maybe.????? 

The Gerrard slipping Ba Scoring song will go on eternally, the scoucers will bite and bite, singing it when they sing you'll never walk alone will be brilliant

he he he, when I'm a bit pissed off, I sing that to meslf, works wonders.

There was a pretty funny moment today in the United QPR game. Phil Dowd fell over accidentally and the Yanited fans started singing 'Are you Gerrard in disguise?'. I find them pretty insufferable a lot of the time but credit to them that was hilarious!

Not sure of the tune but a song I remember from the so bar a few years back before we beat spuds.

Jermaine Defoe

Jermaine Defoe

Your brothers dead got shot in the head

Jermaine Defoe

  • 2 weeks later...

Not a taunt but someone posted this on Twitter last night. To the tune of Madness' 'Our House':

 

Matic. In the middle of the pitch.

 

Not sure if that could ever be made into a chant but thought it funny all the same.

Just saw on facebook that my niece was singing this in the pubs of Lisbon yesterday and was wondering where to post it!  I think a new song is born.

In the late eighties we had a goalie called Roger Freestone. Think we signed him from Swansea. Freestone sounds like Fintstone so when he took goal kicks the chant from us would be yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba dabba do.

 

The yabba dabba do would be when he kicked the ball; the rest during the run-up.

Not sure of the tune but a song I remember from the so bar a few years back before we beat spuds.

Jermaine Defoe

Jermaine Defoe

Your brothers dead got shot in the head

Jermaine Defoe

 

Have a word with yourself, that is despicable, and so are you.

Sorry if I offended anybody with my Defoe song. Apologies.

If it was a bone fide song you heard why apologize.f**k the pc brigade. Football fans have never been pc.Some of the songs are down right nasty, but you are just replying to the question on the thread.

Not a taunt but a song sung in the ppaaaassssttttt.....B4 the train was set alight, chelsea used to sing at away venues........WE ARE BLUE, WE ARE WHITE, WE ARE FU@@@@G DYNAMITE...la la lala la lala la la

Leeds away early 80s...

One Yorkshire ripper,

There's only one Yorkshire ripper

hehehehe, remember it well, and it was sung at Wednesday away, them Yorkshire coppers didn't like it , and they were nasty bar stewards at the best of times.

Not a taunt but a song sung in the ppaaaassssttttt.....B4 the train was set alight, chelsea used to sing at away venues........WE ARE BLUE, WE ARE WHITE, WE ARE FU@@@@G DYNAMITE...la la lala la lala la la

yeh, always one of my favourites, he he he.
  • 1 month later...

To the 1st to the 1st we are saying hello to the 1st

And while we are saying hello to the 1st

Were saying goodbye to the 2nd,to the 2nd were say goodbye to the 2nd

And while were goodbye to the 2nd ,were saying hello to the 1st

We all went to Wembley one fine day in May

a crowd Of Supporters all happy and gay

And When it was over and When it was done

Man utd beat Benfica by 4 goals to 1

The 1st was scored by a wee Georgie best

The 2nd was scored When bobby out jumped the rest

The 3rd was scored by a young brian kid

The stretford shouted for more and for more ,but i never did

So bobby obliged them by making it 4

They came down to chelsea in 75

The great Manchester United the pride of them all

They filled up the north stand the shed and the sides

But chelsea were a many too many too ruck and the famous man utd

Got battered to fcuk

We all went up there in 78 and the whole Of Manchester were laying in wait

But we ran them far and we ran them wide

Cause chelsea had Their pride.

Come along come along come along and sing This song ,were the boys in blue in division 2

And were not be Here to long.

Best song Of all

We all fcuking hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds

We all fcuking hate Leeds

  • 2 months later...

Just in case anyone missed it.

The Matthew Harding , spotting jamie redknapp in the Sky box , were barracking him with abuse ,after his anti Chelsea comments about the liverpool games. Then they turned to Lampard ,singing , "frankie lampard , your cousin's a c**t ".....

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Priceless.

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