Another one from around 1974, to the tune of a Gary Glitter best seller.

 

Lets get together again,

We're gonna give you a f**king good hiding.

 

And another alternative Gary Glitter version of one of his hits

 

Hello, Hello, Chelsea aggro, Chelsea aggro.

Never heard the first one 

In 1968 when i was 13 shedboys sang at the ref.....YOUR OLD LADY IS A WHORE.....To my tiny ears (and brain) my learned words were...YOUR OLD LADY IS THE LAW...and very proud to sing this believed version

This reminded me of a mate of mine that used to come to games in the late 80's.

we used to sing, "There's only one team in London" & my mate asked "who is this Terry London" he got stick for months!

Never heard the first one 

 

probably originated from us old Leigh/Southend CFC fans, who alas could'nt make it loud enough to be picked up by the majority in the Shed!.

Here's one from the mid-late 60's early 70's to the tune of the Jim Reeves song 'Distant Drums'.

I hear the sound (clap 6 times) of distant bums

Over there, over there (pointing to away fans)

And do they smell (clap 6 times)

Like f**k-ing hell

Over there, over there (pointing again).

One of my favourites, I´d love to hear it sung again.

nice stuff from you old farts from my only experience @ the bridge, CFC played stoke city. They were a rude bunch, but on one occasion they chanted, "Who are ya, Who are ya?" Well the Rest of the Stamford Bridge replied (including me), "We know who we are, We know who we aaaarrreee....Champions of Europe...We know who we are!!!!" Priceless moment for the rest of my life!!!

 

 

p.s.....I would give up my left nut to return to Da Bridge w/ CFC playing anyone!!!!

We want a ref, we want a ref...sang at old trafford after mick jones fouled Peter Bonetti

There was a guy who used to walk around the Bridge selling peanuts...he used to call out ''peanuts for sixpence'', and someone started the chant....one two three four, can you hear the totnum roar,  ''peanuts for sixpence''....you had to be there, but it made me laugh just typing that out.

''He's got a pineapple on his head''....to that Forest player.

''He's got a pineapple on his head''....to that Forest player.

Jason Lee

There was a guy who used to walk around the Bridge selling peanuts...he used to call out ''peanuts for sixpence'', and someone started the chant....one two three four, can you hear the totnum roar,  ''peanuts for sixpence''....you had to be there, but it made me laugh just typing that out.

still see his face in my minds eye...bloke in the shed selling peanuts...little white bags

there was also the ...2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate........chelsea chelsea chelsea.......miss those large rattles and humungous  rossettes.....

still see his face in my minds eye...bloke in the shed selling peanuts...little white bags

yes mike, the very same !!

I always remember being at some northern outpost with the locals singing "your gonna get your f.....g heads kicked in".

Lol, I remember that lovely welcome or your going home in a f**kin ambulance. Oh what fun we had!

And of course our christmasy rendition of      jingle bells jingle bells 

                                                                      jingle all the way

                                                                      oh what fun it is to see

                                                                      tottenham run away......

ahh..cant wait to put my tree up in 3 weeks....that songs made me feel erm all christmasy

Totnum sing,

We don't know why,

Cos after the game.

They're gonna die !!

still see his face in my minds eye...bloke in the shed selling peanuts...little white bags

Peanuts peanuts get yer roasted peanuts he use to say or something like that

Peanuts peanuts get yer roasted peanuts he use to say or something like that

''peanuts for sixpence''  !!!

Wasn't a taunt but remember one season (Think we were being relegated) and for my months we sang " Don't go Wilkins don't go Wilkins'. It didn't do any good he went1

dont go speedie dont go  ....is remembered by me too...remember singing this to him at SB and he turned to the shed , put his arms out , and shrugged his shoulders as though to convey the fact it wasnt all up to him

one chant I remember hearing for the first time , all thought it was probably sung before ,was when we got in with the arsenal lot in the northstand ,77

,the same year we took the northbank

we opened up in the middle of them and back them of at first before ob moved in ,and the arsenal regrouped , 

then the song started up ,

 

we are mad

in the head

where the northstand not the shed

I want to know if anyone has ever EYE WITNESSED west ham being taken at the Boleyn properly...No in and out jobs

WE ARE MAD

IN THE HEAD

WERE THE NORTHSTAND NOT THE SHED

just saw this after posting about the same song

just saw this after posting about the same song

 

Does songs/taunts heard at other teams grounds count? Ill go for it anyways coz it was f**king funny at the time. I was at the Millwall v Dipperpool fa cup game in the mid 80's, we had a family friend over from Spain and sadly he was a dipper fan. Anyways we was watching the game on TV and at halftime he asked if we could get in to see the second half, a strange request but one that was possible due to being local to the old den. We get in and the first song i hear is Millwall singing to Beardsley " Peter Beardsley Peter Beardsley Have you ever pulled a bird, have you ever pulled a bird. Classic Football Comedy. They did strong it a bit afterwards a big section of the crowd were calling him quasimodo.