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Terrace Taunts

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I still chuckle about singing "We saw Fitzel at the lane" a few seasons back, total comedy! Truth be known he was probably a season ticket holder.

Another quality one, Fulham away one Sunday afternoon to the tune of That's Amore, 

" When your sitting row Z and the balls hit your head, that's Zamora........

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little ditti came to mind while im stuck in this area of the site....still cant get to the recent things....anyway .........................................................kil kil kil the bill..kill kill kill the bill............for any cops reading this....im just relating a song which may not be in any way agreeable to my thoughts

Haven't read all of this thread so apologies if this has already been posted, but I remember the bad old days 1983 I think ?, away to Bolton, both teams were in the bottom three of the old second division and it was the penultimate game of the season, desperate times!!  Anyhow the Bolton fans were taunting us with "Going down, going down, going down".... To which we all sang back "So are we, So are we, so are we"

 

Absolutely priceless,   ::clap2:: ..... and a Clive Walker (I think ?) winner meant we stayed up.

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How you keeping Peckham-long time-got one from 1970 for you-when we was in the Tote End, Eastville-sung to Michael row the boat ashore-"Send Bert Tann to Viet-nam with the R-o-vers, send.............I know, those were the times-hows things?

How you keeping Peckham-long time-got one from 1970 for you-when we was in the Tote End, Eastville-sung to Michael row the boat ashore-"Send Bert Tann to Viet-nam with the R-o-vers, send.............I know, those were the times-hows things?

Fine mate thanks, my son's down your way at uni, I keep telling him to go to a match but he'd rather spend his money on beer (or cider, f**king hell how many kids get caught out by the strength of that stuff when they first try it in Bristol!!!)

All the best

ALLO ALLO we are the chelsea boys has been put up more than once on here..Do i remember a differing start to this song..Im sure that in the late 60s early 70s it started........................a1 a2 a3a4a5

                                                                                   a1 a2 a3a4a5

                                                                                   were gonna win the football league as sure as youre alive....etc

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Your going to win f*ck all, your going to win f*ck all,

now your going to believe us, now you going to believe us,now you going to believe us,

 your going to win f*ck all.

 

aimed at the scousers when we beat em 4-2 at the bridge, their attempted league title win dreams ends in tatters 90-91season.

Back in the early 80's there was an Airline TV ad which they used to sing 'were take more care of you' followed by the airlines name (i think).

Spuds had a striker called Steve Archibald at the time, and on a few occasions the following chant was sung.....

'Your just a Scottish jew, Archibald, Archibald'. 

Back in the early 80's there was an Airline TV ad which they used to sing 'were take more care of you' followed by the airlines name (i think).

Spuds had a striker called Steve Archibald at the time, and on a few occasions the following chant was sung.....

'Your just a Scottish jew, Archibald, Archibald'. 

That takes me back to when i was a kid, i remember that chant well.

Worse one I EVER heard down Ashton Gate was a little ditty reserved for the now Millwall manager-Ian "Skeletor" Holloway. Bearing in mind his daughters were born deaf n dumb which was a terrible handicap in itself-he would walk on the pitch first as a player, then Manager of B*****L R****S to the vitriol from -Holloway, Holloway Holly Holloway, looks like a y*d got three deaf kids-Holly Holloway! I know-not proud of that one!

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There were times in the ground when , if Greenaway wasnt doing the zigga zagga, and a pretender tried, it would go like this....ZIGGA ZAGGA ZIGGA ZAGGA......and the answer would be sung.......SHUT....YOUR....MOUTH

Late 60s into 70s was a song that went ....Che e elsea......Che e elsea..id walk a million miles for one of your goals my che e elsea................Which changed for Leeds matches to...Bre e emna....Bre e emna....youd walk a million miles to bum Johnny Giles Bill bre e emna.....Which changed to ( when playing spurs).....to o ottenham...to o ottenham...you ran a mile and a bit coz your thick as sh*t oh to o ottenham

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