Same tune.......To the poor policemen who did such great jobs with us......WHOs THE PRAT IN THE BIG BLUE HAT...COPPER  COPPPER

'You're not Jewish anymore'

Sung to Micky Hazard after leaving Tottenham and doing well for us.

a couple of seasons ago,last home game of the season I think Newcastle started singing 'your not champions anymore' (bread of heaven)to which chelsea replied (blue moon) 'you've never won f**k all'

Lucky they didnt listen to the words properly then.................................................

The terrace sound that must stay the same for as long as we, our children and our childrens children live is ...WE ATE TOTTENHAM....It is compulsory for all Blues to instill these few words into the psyche of all that is Blue....It is   only right

May have already been posted but there was a  chant just after Spurs played in Seville a few years back. The Spanish Police waded into the Spurs fans. Chant was; "We love the Old Bill in Seville."

Was in the Calderon on Tuesday night and I heard a quality one that I hadn’t heard before:

 

To the tune of Depeche Mode’s ‘Just can’t get enough’:

 

When we won in Munich, we f*cked their season up.

I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough

 

[Don’t remember this verse]

I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough

 

When Drogba scored we all went f*cking wild, and I just can’t seem to get enough of…do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, WE HATE TOTTENHAM! lol

Edited April 24, 201412 yr by Celery1989

Just thought of this... 

HE'S FAT! HE'S FAT! HE IS A f**kING TWAT!! THE ONE AND ONLY ROOONEEEEEEEEEYYY!!!

"You'll never slip alone" after Demba Ba's goal, to Steven Gerrard at Anfield

I'd like to think a nice rendition of  "Cheer up Stevieeee Geeeeee,........" was on the go as well.

'Steven Gerrard, he's done it again!'

We parked two buses....we ll do it again..

This one's got a lot of traction over the last few days in various grounds. I heard us singing something similar against Norwich:

 

To the tune of Que Sera:

 

Steeve Gerraard, Gerraaaard,

He slipped on his f*cking aaaarse,

He gave it to Demba Baaaa,

Steve Gerraaaard, Gerraard.

"Yoooouuuscoreeedddbooaatheemmgoaaaollsfeerrnuuuuutthiiiiiiinnn!!!!,......."

 

Me, on me todd, earlier in my local (in south east England) to a load of Liversh*te 'fans' (also from south east England).

 

 

 

 

 

In fairness I should add that it was in good fun and I know some of them!!.

Edited May 11, 201412 yr by Steve H

When Glenn Hoddle left Chelsea at the end of the 1995-1996 to manage England there was a rumour going around that Ken Bates was going to appoint George Graham as his successor. At the last home game of that season ( I forget who we played) the chant was; "You can stick George Graham up your arse". I think Ken  took the hint.

When Glenn Hoddle left Chelsea at the end of the 1995-1996 to manage England there was a rumour going around that Ken Bates was going to appoint George Graham as his successor. At the last home game of that season ( I forget who we played) the chant was; "You can stick George Graham up your arse". I think Ken  took the hint.

blackburn

"Yoooouuuscoreeedddbooaatheemmgoaaaollsfeerrnuuuuutthiiiiiiinnn!!!!,......."

 

Me, on me todd, earlier in my local (in south east England) to a load of Liversh*te 'fans' (also from south east England).

 

 

 

 

 

In fairness I should add that it was in good fun and I know some of them!!.

Haha...sorry mate,can you break down what you said for me...i`m trying to sing it but i still can`t make sense of it    

Haha...sorry mate,can you break down what you said for me...i`m trying to sing it but i still can`t make sense of it    

 

 

No worries.

 

"You scored both them goals for nothing!"

 

Not the wittiest chant ever, and beer may have had a teensy hand in it, but it served a purpose as the games were finishing on Sunday.

 

It actually started when my mate stood next to me just said to to me as a passing comment, and I took it from there.

blackburn

Thanks.

YOULL GET A BOOT WRAPPED ROUND YER EAD

YOULL GET A BOOT WRAPPED ROUND YER EAD

The Gerrard slipping Ba Scoring song will go on eternally, the scoucers will bite and bite, singing it when they sing you'll never walk alone will be brilliant

Against West Brom circa 78- to the tune of Boney M brown girl in the ring

Theres a brown turd up my arse, tra la la la la

Brown turd up up my arse, tra la la la la la

Brown turd up my arse, tra la la la la la

It looks like Cyril Regis

Followed by

Nice one Cyril, Nice one son, Nice one Cyril, Now get back up my bum

To the tune of she wore a yellow ribbon

She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings, she wore fishnet stockings and stilettos on her feet... And when, I asked her why she wore those stockings, she said its for my client and his name is David Pleat. Ps this was sung after he resigned from Spurs for kerb crawling- filthy sod!

To the tune of the start of an Adam Ant song;

We are the Whitewall, were going to Bristol, why don't the middle?

To Sheffield Utd when they were relegated at ours in the early 90s- Your sh.t, and your going down- then they scored so it became- Your sh.t, and your staying up!

Oh she had a broken nose...

was in the east stand lower when away supporters had their allocation 2002 when the y*ds got done 4-0 J.F.H hatrick, at half we piped up with: "pub team from israil, your just a pub team from israil" classic.

was in the east stand lower when away supporters had their allocation 2002 when the y*ds got done 4-0 J.F.H hatrick, at half we piped up with: "pub team from israil, your just a pub team from israil" classic.

Was that the perfect hat trick from Jimmy? Left foot right foot and a header