ok, lets start wiv;

1. best fitness record in PL history

2. most consecutive appearances for an outfield player in PL

3. hardly ever injured

then, add in;

1. new relationship in his life

2. she has a new job, which requires her to be up at 4.00am weekdays

and er.........................lamps injured with same groin injury drogs took 2 weeks to recover from

so what the real story here chels?

Err.... Life?

You're doubting one of our most consistent and committed players?

I don't agree with your theory I'm afraid.

lamps injured with same groin injury drogs took 2 weeks to recover from

so what the real story here chels?

They aren't the same injury. Lamps' is taking longer to recover from.

Nothing more to add.

this layoff will stand lamps in good stead come the business end of the season.....

ok, lets start wiv;

1. best fitness record in PL history

2. most consecutive appearances for an outfield player in PL

3. hardly ever injured

then, add in;

1. new relationship in his life

2. she has a new job, which requires her to be up at 4.00am weekdays

and er.........................lamps injured with same groin injury drogs took 2 weeks to recover from

so what the real story here chels?

You're going to have to spell it out for me. What is your theory?

They aren't the same injury. Lamps' is taking longer to recover from.

Nothing more to add.

I think it's the same injury. Atleast, that's what I've heard/read. He had the same surgery as Drogba.

I think it's the same injury. Atleast, that's what I've heard/read. He had the same surgery as Drogba.

Yes, it's the same surgery, but Lampard has got some complications he hasn't played for so long time...

Edited October 30, 201015 yr by Mikstaw

Dear god, are you seriously questioning Lampards commitment oar am I reading it wrong.

Sounds to me like one of those "it made perfect sense when I was down the boozer" type theories.

Thought he had a groin injury on to contend with as well??

I think it's a UEFA/FIFA conspiracy.

Has Peter Kenyon been tampering with Lamp's groin, perchance?

Has Peter Kenyon been tampering with Lamp's groin, perchance?

Peter Kenyon looks the type to particularly enjoy tampering with his own groin!

Edited October 30, 201015 yr by RegRabid

Has Peter Kenyon been tampering with Lamp's groin, perchance?

If not, I'll offer!

If I was going out with Christine Bleakley, my groin would be too sore for football too.

If I was going out with Christine Bleakley, my groin would be too sore for football too.

I think it would be the staying in that would cause the trouble!

I think it would be the staying in that would cause the trouble!

To be fair it would be the in and the out causing the trouble. And the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out.

Edited October 30, 201015 yr by dkw

To be fair it would be the in and the out causing the trouble. And the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out and the in and the out.

All sounds a bit one dimensional dkw, surely a bit of finesse is required?

All sounds a bit one dimensional dkw, surely a bit of finesse is required?

Finesse? What are you, one of these modern men where the womens needs are put first. pffff.

Finesse? What are you, one of these modern men where the womens needs are put first. pffff.

Ah Touche.

Ah Touche.

Hey, none of that foreign stuff either.

Hahaha !

Hey, none of that foreign stuff either.

You're French and you know you are.

simple explanation is he has injury taking while to heal...................but for me just doesn't stack up - not suggesting much other than maybe he has focus elsewhere he didn't have before, lets see if he comes back next week or so

q. is who would be dropped for him?