LIVERPOOL- Where's your history now ya mugs! I will tell you, its in the land of Oxford bags, platform shoes, kipper f****n ties and The f****n Bay City Rollers! You keep living in the past because that is all you have, and we will keep making history! Now just F**K OFF.

SPURS- That is what you do, you go out and you fight to the last man, you believe in yourselves you keep the faith and you don't give up, what you don't do is think that you are better than you actually are, and you don't Gob off before it is actually all over, and you certainly don't think that another team is going to do it for you, you F****d it up by not having enough bottle! Now go and set your sky plus for Thursday nights on channel 5 and just F**K OFF.

ARSENAL- Tell me really, how does it truly feel to know that we beat you to it! You keep finishing in the top 3 and you will be able to sit your grandchildren on your knees and tell them about the times when your manager thought that making money was more important than winning trophies, I am sure they will be enthralled. Now just F**K OFF.

QPR-I actually feel a little bit sorry you, you are just an embarrassment, you remind me of a teenage boy who has been caught with his dick inside his sisters pet hamster! You know what's coming so just F**K OFF.

LEEDS- Just F**K OFF.

To my fellow Chelsea fans that has just taken me 43 years to get that off my chest, I now feel born again.

Thats how i like it...Straight to the point....Here Here sir

AND.... man utd....f**k off

brilliant

lol

He forgot West Ham

LIVERPOOL- Where's your history now ya mugs! I will tell you, its in the land of Oxford bags, platform shoes, kipper f****n ties and The f****n Bay City Rollers! You keep living in the past because that is all you have, and we will keep making history! Now just F**K OFF.

SPURS- That is what you do, you go out and you fight to the last man, you believe in yourselves you keep the faith and you don't give up, what you don't do is think that you are better than you actually are, and you don't Gob off before it is actually all over, and you certainly don't think that another team is going to do it for you, you F****d it up by not having enough bottle! Now go and set your sky plus for Thursday nights on channel 5 and just F**K OFF.

ARSENAL- Tell me really, how does it truly feel to know that we beat you to it! You keep finishing in the top 3 and you will be able to sit your grandchildren on your knees and tell them about the times when your manager thought that making money was more important than winning trophies, I am sure they will be enthralled. Now just F**K OFF.

QPR-I actually feel a little bit sorry you, you are just an embarrassment, you remind me of a teenage boy who has been caught with his dick inside his sisters pet hamster! You know what's coming so just F**K OFF.

LEEDS- Just F**K OFF.

To my fellow Chelsea fans that has just taken me 43 years to get that off my chest, I now feel born again.

Well I know where my vote for "post of the year" is going.

Brilliant.

amazing. like the literary equivalent of a firing squad. I've submitted every quote individually for the memorables.

He forgot West Ham

You talking about our feeder club?

A loss to the diplomatic service

Well said mate

Top post fella ::clap2::

Alan

Bravo!

amazing. like the literary equivalent of a firing squad. I've submitted every quote individually for the memorables.

Yes, literally the firing squad then a thrust with the bayonet for good measure...

He forgot West Ham

Exactly.

I did not mention West Ham because I simply do not acknowledge their existence! but on reflection it does really piss me off when their only claim to fame is 'We won the World Cup'!! and so to the non travelling static caravan dwellers I say only this-

West Ham- Yes we know you had three players in the world cup winning team, and yes we know that two of them scored, but who was it that actually lifted the world cup, well let me remind you, it was in fact............... 'Robert Frederick CHELSEA Moore'

Now F**K OFF.

lmao

I did not mention West Ham because I simply do not acknowledge their existence! but on reflection it does really piss me off when their only claim to fame is 'We won the World Cup'!! and so to the non travelling static caravan dwellers I say only this-

West Ham- Yes we know you had three players in the world cup winning team, and yes we know that two of them scored, but who was it that actually lifted the world cup, well let me remind you, it was in fact............... 'Robert Frederick CHELSEA Moore'

Now F**K OFF.

Indeed, West Ham mean nothing to us any more, a mere insignificant blot...