Ok so i cocked up. Somehow i got my dates mixed up and agreed to meet the girlfriend for nice quiet drink and meal on Sunday. Problem is the Blues are playing Liverpool. Now i love my girlfriend but i love chelsea more, after all chelsea is for life. So this where you guys come in. Does anyone know a nice quiet dire i say romantic pub/bar in the cheam area that is showing the game. That way i can kill two birds with one stone without her even knowing. Please help!!!!

You will just have to come clean with her & tell her the truth, ie. your won the lottery & Sunday pm is the only time you can pick up the cheque, I am sure she will forgive. if that does not work, just ->

get a bloody big stone, kill the bird and get yourself down the Imperial !

I fully expect you to be belting out a rendition of Alouette Chelsea stood on your dining table wherever you choose to take the bird!

-Quiet + romantic

-Showing football

Pick one

But but but...won't she understand? Can't you just tell her you need to change your date to another day? Are today's generation of girlfriends really so unreasonable?

Seems fairly simple to me... but on no account tell her that you love Chelsea more than you love her. That'd be a mite tactless!

Bros before hos.... you know what to do.

Take her to Cheam sports & social club, she'll love it in there lol!

But but but...won't she understand? Can't you just tell her you need to change your date to another day? Are today's generation of girlfriends really so unreasonable?

Seems fairly simple to me... but on no account tell her that you love Chelsea more than you love her. That'd be a mite tactless!

Yes, she might not take too kindly to that.

I wonder where the line is between loving the team more than the girl/boyfriend. What does it take for the guy/girl to push Chelsea down the 2nd place?

Swallowing

As soon as she wakes up 'Give her one'. Give her a hug straight away afterwards (They all fall for that one) After that cook the best breakfast ever (include a few sexual games that involve fruit if she's still up for up) At that point whilst she's sipping on her tea/orange juice/dips the sausage in the egg/ or is chewing on the bacon, drop it into the convo that you're 'THINKING' of going to watch the football. Don't push it, just drop a 'huh(cough) Well I was thinking....'

Stage 2. If that fails then offer a compromise. Explain to her it's important you go to see your friend because he has just been dumped. He needs your support at this difficult time, but she's more than welcome to come along (It's probably her friends fault anyway, the odds are she'll not come)

Stage 3. Either give her a few quid to go shopping to buy 'SHOES' or tops/dresses/everything or say 'f**k off I'm the man and I'm watching the football so..... blah! :-p

Swallowing

Lots of girls swallow. There's only one Chelsea.

Lots of girls swallow. There's only one Chelsea.

Well, two actually. http://soccer.indonewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/epl-india.jpg

If you take her to a pub and watch the game, you will probably be watching the T.V rather then giving her attention (unless she has really big boobs). Best bet, is to postpone it until the later evening? Say you will take her to dinner instead? You get to see Chelsea smash some scousers AND you will probably get laid after your romantic dinner in the evening.

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Ok so i cocked up. Somehow i got my dates mixed up and agreed to meet the girlfriend for nice quiet drink and meal on Sunday. Problem is the Blues are playing Liverpool. Now i love my girlfriend but i love chelsea more, after all chelsea is for life. So this where you guys come in. Does anyone know a nice quiet dire i say romantic pub/bar in the cheam area that is showing the game. That way i can kill two birds with one stone without her even knowing. Please help!!!!

Whats The Britannia called now?

Bros before hos.... you know what to do.

Agreed. Chelsea should always come above women.

Steves Wicks above a b1tch

Tore Andre Flo above a ho

Tommy Law above a wh0re

Petar Borota above a bloater (if your girl is fat)

Peter Bonetti above a yetti (see above)

Please feel free to add more...

Ossie above a prossie

Hutch above a crotch

'Olly above a dolly

Hay above a lay

Spackers above yer knackers

Kirkup above a bunk-up

Kember above yer member

Doobs above her boobs

Big Doug above a rug

Clarke above a fark

Wise above her thighs

OK, I'm struggling now, over to the rest of you...

Oh, and just for Moos...

Droy above a boy

Locke above a cock

Weller above a fella

Lamps before tramps

Ivanovic before a bitch

Ossie above a prossie

Hutch above a crotch

'Olly above a dolly

Hay above a lay

Spackers above yer knackers

Kirkup above a bunk-up

Kember above yer member

Doobs above her boobs

Big Doug above a rug

Clarke above a fark

Wise above her thighs

OK, I'm struggling now, over to the rest of you...

Oh, and just for Moos...

Droy above a boy

Locke above a cock

Weller above a fella

3 real Brasilians over a nice smooth one...............on second thoughts.