How far will Roman go to service Torres?

Some clubs will change their formation to accommodate their "star" player. As we have for Torres.

A few clubs will bring in other players to provide the service to suit their "star" player. As we have Torres.

But no club, to the best of my knowledge, has ever, ever, brought in a manager to suit their "star" player, as Roman looks to be about to.

So what else can R. Bramo do to help our Fernando stop being the 50 million quid dud he brought? How about:

a) Changing the colour of our kit to Red? Blue is soooooo last year dahlings.

b) "Sack" JT and Frank. They obviously haven't delivered the type of football Torres needs and Roman demands, so bring in Stevie Me and Dignity Carragher (Jamie can take over straight away as Club Captain).

c) Dispense with cool sound of The Liquidator pre-kick off and instead have the karaoke sing-a-long of "YNWA" played over the tannoy.

But all joking aside I have heard Roman has plans to transplant Didier Drogba's brain under Nando's Alice Band and his heart under Nando's string vest. Hhhhhhhmmmm. It sounds crazy but it might, just might, work.

Benitez, however...................... no chance!

Edited November 21, 201213 yr by just

Another Torres bashing thread.

How refreshing

it isn't torres' fault and that shouldn't be forgotten but if he's coming here to try and get a specific player into form he hasn't shown for years then it is insanity.

I'd laugh you out of the building if this wasn't chelsea under roman.

but it is.

Another Torres bashing thread.

How refreshing

Try to read between the lines. It isn't that hard.

If Torres wasn't so sh*t we'd still have Ancelotti..... fact.

How far will Roman go to service Torres?

Some clubs will change their formation to accommodate their "star" player. As we have for Torres.

A few clubs will bring in other players to provide the service to suit their "star" player. As we have Torres.

But no club, to the best of my knowledge, has ever, ever, brought in a manager to suit their "star" player, as Roman looks to be about to.

So what else can R. Bramo do to help our Fernando stop being the 50 million quid dud he brought? How about:

a) Changing the colour of our kit to Red? Blue is soooooo last year dahlings.

b) "Sack" JT and Frank. They obviously haven't delivered the type of football Torres needs and Roman demands, so bring in Stevie Me and Dignity Carragher (Jamie can take over straight away as Club Captain).

c) Dispense with cool sound of The Liquidator pre-kick off and instead have the karaoke sing-a-long of "YNWA" played over the tannoy.

But all joking aside I have heard Roman has plans to transplant Didier Drogba's brain under Nando's Alice Band and his heart under Nando's string vest. Hhhhhhhmmmm. It sounds crazy but it might, just might, work.

Benitez, however...................... no chance!

You actually put a bit of time and effort into writing this trash. That's what makes it more embarassing! Hope you get all the likes that you are clearly after!

We seem to be becoming more and more like Liverfool as the days go by

If that fat bar steward takes over I wil cry like a little girl

NO F'IN WAY

No f**king way. That's replacing a cold with f**king chlamydia... This day couldn't get any worse.

Benitez flying in - How far will Roman go to service Torres?

I hope the plane crashes

Bluehatter,

Have you seriously got a picture of Torres in a f**king Liverpool shirt as your Avater?

have you got one too many T's in your username?

Bluehatter,

Have you seriously got a picture of Torres in a f**king Liverpool shirt as your Avater?

have you got one too many T's in your username?

Ahh sh*t I didn't see the red. It was just an attempt at winding up the torres bashers. Obviously worked.......

WOW....was this thread really necisarry. The vitriol and hate that some supposed fans have for Chelsea players astounds me!

If Rafa comes in, then it is not because of Torres. If Benitez is appointed it is because he is an experienced (and whisper it sucessful) manager who is availible and willing to take charge, probably for the short term. It is not ideal and i also hate the guy, but for f**k sake people, get a grip!

Benitez flying in - How far will Roman go to service Torres?

I hope the plane crashes

w**ker......

Guess you have never lost a friend or family member in a plane crash. Think before you type you f**king cretin!

Ahh sh*t I didn't see the red. It was just an attempt at winding up the torres bashers. Obviously worked.......

You come on here on a day like today to wind people up? yeah just what real Chelsea fans need.

You come on here on a day like today to wind people up? yeah just what real Chelsea fans need.

Well when you hear people coming on here saying things like "I will hope we lose game after game" I think a picture is pale in comparison.

Well when you hear people coming on here saying things like "I will hope we lose game after game" I think a picture is pale in comparison.

Have some respect for the team you claim to support...get that Red sh*t off the screen.

Have some respect for the team you claim to support...get that Red sh*t off the screen.

Deary me

You actually put a bit of time and effort into writing this trash. That's what makes it more embarassing! Hope you get all the likes that you are clearly after!

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New chant for Torres:

"Roman Rent-Boy, Roman Rent-Boy, owoah woah!"

If Torres wasn't so sh*t we'd still have Ancelotti..... fact.

It's not fact, it's facht now.

Catch up with new times at Chelsea FC.

I don't see this as being Torres's fault, i'm sure he didn't demand a change in manager, this falls on the head of RA and the board.