The second Pogba pulls off a single step over or something expect to see hundreds of vines of it on social media and every major media outlet w**king them self off to it.

Balotelli being linked with a move to Wolves, Mario, Mario, Mario, What happened fella? 

I just read that Everton are looking at Sunderland's Lamine Kone, I thought they had a mega rich owner ala Roman and the Sheikh? Bolasie, Williams, Kone and possibly Hart, They're no Shevchenko or David Silva/Aguero that's for sure.

So apparently Paul Robinson plays for Burnley

Rashford on the bench again, Mata starts

Pogba donkying about already. He looks so clumsy.

great first touch by the greatest midfielder in the world

Pogba donkying about already. He looks so clumsy.

Our commentator doesn't agree. At 2 mins 37 secs he was drooling already, Pogba being "such an athlete". It's going to be a long season...

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martin tyler was ready to ejaculate there

Didn't take long for old Trafford to go back to normal silent mode (apart from away fans)

I thought Martin Tyler was about to shoot his load when Pogba hit a very mediocre shot that the keeper caught with ease.

Can't stand him

Wow this is such one eyed coverage it's untrue...mutv in disguise

Manyou, looking second best to a pretty impressive saints team...

Martin Tyler is such a w**kspangle....

Southampton are wearing clown socks. They stand out great under that grey/black kit.

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Our commentator doesn't agree. At 2 mins 37 secs he was drooling already, Pogba being "such an athlete". It's going to be a long season...

Yeah I heard it, can't believe we have to pay actual money for that coverage.

Is this how other teams viewed our games?

United are still rubbish to watch!

Is this how other teams viewed our games?

United are still rubbish to watch!

We were better than this...up till last season

Yeah I heard it, can't believe we have to pay actual money for that coverage.

And it costs more than last season, however that golf channel that's thrown in is worth every euro :-(

How's that not deemed a high boot?

Southampton are wearing clown socks. They stand out great under that grey/black kit.

I like that they're symbolic of Southampton's traditional stripes on their home kit.

Makes the kit feel less copy and paste like a lot of away kits do.

Didn't we get punished for a high kick that wasn't?

"so inventive"

 

f**k me

Good to see Luke Shaw fully recovered from that leg break and back playing again.

I like that they're symbolic of Southampton's traditional stripes on their home kit.

Makes the kit feel less copy and paste like a lot of away kits do.

Those socks are hypnotic though, I can't keep my eyes off them. Perhaps they convey a hidden message from aliens.