We need Barkley to open them up

8 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Well of course! Treat the body, treat the mind. Mens sana in corpere sano.

I have like 50 live laugh love signs in my inventory and 25 small buddhas 

Well the highlight of that half were my home made pork, apple & chilli burgers with rosemary & garlic roasted new potatoes and charred corn on the cob (with a lovely beer obviously). Doesn’t sound like I missed much while I was cooking it 

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

Those stats are misleading. Only the Havertz chance was a good one. All of the other shots have been desperate shots or hit from impossible angles. None of those shots looked like beating the keeper.

Shots and shots on target are all misleading.  A shot that has nothing on it and rolls into the keeper's hands is a shot on target.   And a shot period . . . shoot I could do plenty of those.   They wouldn't come anywhere near the goal and the biggest risk to the other team was their players fall down laughing and hurt themselves.  But I could register a "shot" quite easily.  

Trev looks like he is warming up.   Not sure he's the sub we need.  

(Edit: Doesn't look like he is subbing on.  Guess he was just trying to keep loose)

Edited November 2, 20214 yr by Valpo

21 minutes ago, azpi28 said:

I decorate the whore houses 

If you ever come to the UK I’ve got an ex who could use her flat decorating. 

I would like to see Ziyech or RLC to score

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

Well the highlight of that half were my home made pork, apple & chilli burgers with rosemary & garlic roasted new potatoes and charred corn on the cob (with a lovely beer obviously). Doesn’t sound like I missed much while I was cooking it 

Recipe for the burgers?

Really need to step up 2nd half, 3 points today would really go a long way to securing qualification for the next round. Will be interested to see how we start the 2nd half, could really do with a quick impact

Ruben needs to drive to the box there

Just now, charierre said:

Recipe for the burgers?

Minced pork, nice fine diced apple (or grated if you can’t be arsed), fresh chilli/chilli flakes, fresh parsley, salt & pepper and a bit of gram flour to help hold them together. No measurements because I made it up with stuff I had knocking about to use up 

4 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

If you ever come to the UK I’ve got an ex who could use her flat decorating. 

Is she a member of the sex worker union? I have a 15% discount 

Edited November 2, 20214 yr by azpi28

f**king Felix alwyas a cubt ref

Looks like they are up to their old tricks again.  Tried to dislocate Ziyech's arm like they did Lukaku's. 

RLC should have went forward even more and shoot 

1 minute ago, azpi28 said:

Is she a member of the sex worker union? I have a 15% discount 

I don’t think we have one in the UK - not that I’m an expert in these things. 

We need a win here I’d get Berkeley and Pulisic on 

Need to get our goal scorers on - James & Chilwell to the rescue please. 

if RLC goes down its a pen

1 minute ago, SFL82 said:

We need a win here I’d get Berkeley and Pulisic on 

I would leave Ziyech on.  

I would sub Pulisic for CHO, James for Dave, and Chilly for Alonso.  

Brilliant from Ruben that was amazing

this is f**king handball you cheating ref c**ts in VAR room

Penalty !....not even a corner??

Brilliant Ziyech

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