SAME tune for when spammers used to get in the shed

You can stick your f**king hammers up your arse

you can stick yuur f**king hammers up your arse

you can stick your f**king hammers

stick your f**king hammers

stick your f**king hammers up your arse.....SIDEWAYS

To the tune of "Give It To Me" by The Troggs, this was sung to goalkeeper Gary Sprake every time we played Leeds...

"Give us a goal, give us a goal, Gary Sprake, Gary Sprake"

[continue until bored]

Reason being that Sprake was likely to make a cock-up, indeed he had a habit of doing so. He even threw the ball into his own net at Liverpool which resulted in the Kop serenading him with an impromptu rendition of "Careless Hands"

If I had the wings of a sparrow

If I had the arse of a crow

I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow and sh*t on those b*stards below

Sh*t on, sh*t on

I'd sh*t on those b*stards below (below)

Sh*t on, sh*t on

I'd sh*t on those b*stards below (below)

Edited April 15, 201214 yr by north stand

Pointing in the direction of oppo fans........OVER THERE OVER THERE

AND DO THEY SMELL

LIKE f**kING HELL

OVER THERE OVER THERE

That brought a smile. I havent heard that in years but I can remember singing it.

The latest taunt whcih I think is perfect is...

"If you think were cheating we'll call it 4-1.." to whats left of the the spurts fans and repeat until you piss youself laughing.

Edited April 20, 201214 yr by shedhead

If I had the wings of a sparrow

If I had the arse of a crow

I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow and sh*t on those b*stards below

Sh*t on, sh*t on

I'd sh*t on those b*stards below (below)

Sh*t on, sh*t on

I'd sh*t on those b*stards below (below)

Sung at Ibrox and a few other grounds when I was growing up.

Sub Tottenham for your teams biggest rivals.

A couple of Scotland banners on the terraces in Spain 1982 World Cup.

'Don't worry lads.

Ally McLeod is in Blackpool !'

'Alcoholism v Communism !'

This one was seen when Scotland were playing v USSR !

Edited April 21, 201214 yr by erskblue

This classic was aimed at Liverpoo

"Does the social know your here , does the social know yor here.

At the QPR match today, aimed at Cisse.

To Whole World in His Hands....

He's got bird sh*t on his head.

He's got bird sh*t on his head.

Ramires ohhh Ramires ohhh

He scored a wonder goal Now Pep is on the dole

Ramires ohhh Ramires ohhh

I remember going up to Highbury on the tube a few years back when a certain Arsenal defender had been a naughty boy and for about 20 minutes the whole carridge was singing (The Adams family tune)

First there was a piss up,

Then there was a smash up,

Then there was a lock up,

The Adams family.

Very funny, even the gooners were laughing.Classic Chelsea wit.

whos the w**ker with the drum. sang at swansea this year. were going 2 germany here going to barnsley. sang at home to QPR

old trafford carling cup semi final. you should have pissed in a botlle you should have pissed in a bottle. aimed and rio after he's drug scandal

That was so funny, I think that's one of the best times our fans have ever been. Was only nine at the time but i remember it clearly, so loud, i absolutely sh*t myself when duffer scored, genuinely thought i was gonna get trampled

That was so funny, I think that's one of the best times our fans have ever been. Was only nine at the time but i remember it clearly, so loud, i absolutely sh*t myself when duffer scored, genuinely thought i was gonna get trampled

yeah it was a great night i was in the medical room at old trafford nearly had an asthma attack with the buzz of the game lol

Oh and "Down with the souffle, your going down with the souffle" to Norwich in (must've been) 2005 was a bit of a classic. Still think the funniest moment was when Heurehlo Gomes came out to the Mathew Harding for the second half when he'd spilled Franks long distance shot and everyone was flapping they're arms singing "let's all do the Gomes." Looked so funny!

Here is a peice of a song we sang in the 70s..If anyone remembers a group called MIDDLE OF THE ROAD this was sung to the tune of one of their hits....OH TWEEDLE DEE

OH TWEEDLE DUM

WE ARE THE CHELSEA AND WE NEVER RUN

someones gonna have to help with residual lyrics now

Edited May 7, 201214 yr by Brimstone 2

Oh and "Down with the souffle, your going down with the souffle" to Norwich in (must've been) 2005 was a bit of a classic. Still think the funniest moment was when Heurehlo Gomes came out to the Mathew Harding for the second half when he'd spilled Franks long distance shot and everyone was flapping they're arms singing "let's all do the Gomes." Looked so funny!

Yeah I remember the Gomes banter, he got a lot of stick that afternoon, his every move cheered by the Matthew Harding!

It’s not a taunt but more of a war cry and one I still love to this day. Nobody could lead the cry quite like Mickey Greenaway (R.I.P) and although some still do today they always fall short of MG.

All I need say is...................

ZIGGER ZAGGER ZIGGER ZAGGER OI OI OI

I believe I’m right in saying that Mickey also came up with what many call our unofficial anthem ‘Carefree.......’

i was born in the chelsea shed

boots are made for kicking

guns are made to shoot

if you come into the chelsea shed

we all stick in the boot

I think my favourites have to be:

 

"We're gonna take the Iranian Embassy" (1980).

 

"Did you come on your skateboard"

 

"Does your rabbi know your here?"

 

"You're going home in a Chelsea ambulance"/"You're going home like Sandy Richardson"

Especially to spuds.....YOURE NOT FIT TO WIPE MY ARSE

                                   YOURE NOT FIT TO WIPE MY ARSE

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                To spuds....ARE YOU ARSENAL IN DISGUISE

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                To spuds...STICK YOUR f**kING COCKRELLS

                                  STICK YOUR f**kING COCKRELLS

                                  STICK YOUR f**kING COCKRELLS UP YOUR ARSE.............................SIDEWAYS

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                To spuds...IF YOU COME UP TO THE SHED TODAY YOULL NEVER BELIEVE YOUR EYES

                                  IF YOU COME UP TO THE SHED TODAY YOUR SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE

                                  COZ JEREMY THE SUGARPUFF BEAR

                                  HAS BOUGHT SOME BOOTS N CROPPED HIS HAIR

                                  AND THATS THE REASON WE ALL HATE THE Y................S..................(VARIATIONS)

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.              To spuds....er..im tired now 

I think my favourites have to be:

 

"We're gonna take the Iranian Embassy" (1980).

 

"Did you come on your skateboard"

 

"Does your rabbi know your here?"

 

"You're going home in a Chelsea ambulance"/"You're going home like Sandy Richardson"

 

I'd forgotten all about the Iranian Embassy one !!     After the game we went down there and nothing was going on so jumped on a bus to Knightsbridge, only to see a 300+ mob of Chelsea coming out of the underground.

 

The Sandy Richardson song was sung I think at Birmingham in '78 (?), a lot of them did too, a constant stream of injured walking past the away section after a brawl in the corner of their bit just before kick off.  A lot of punks I seem to remember.

Oh and "Down with the souffle, your going down with the souffle" to Norwich in (must've been) 2005 was a bit of a classic. Still think the funniest moment was when Heurehlo Gomes came out to the Mathew Harding for the second half when he'd spilled Franks long distance shot and everyone was flapping they're arms singing "let's all do the Gomes." Looked so funny!

Who was there when we were giving Seaman an absolute hammering after Nayim done him from the half way line.........'let's all do the Seaman' he took it well fair play to him.

Sung to any opposing player, match official, copper who was slightly 'chubby'............

 

To the tune of Knees up Mother Brown.

 

 

'Who ate all the pies.....

 

who ate all the pies....

 

you fat b*stard,you fat b*stard.....

 

You ate all the pies.'

I used to like it when we sang '' you came all this way and you lost and you lost' to the three hundred or so hardy northerners

 

or if the away team got a consolation '' do you know your 4-1 down''

 

I was in the shed for the Liverpool home game in 89/90 and we almost went through their whole team with insulting songs like Hansen is a sex change, beardley is a hunchback (or mongol) and of course with rush, Big nose he's got a f**kin big nose. We also got at Mcmahon that day singing Steve Mcmahon is a homosexual which went from the shed all the way round the ground. Mcmahon got the right hump and gave it large when he scored only for everyone to sing it again and louder ha ha

"Mervyn Day/Elton John is a homosexual" Probably the biggest word anyone ever chanted.

 

"What the flippin' hell was that?" After being told we couldn't swear anymore. Probably Ken Bates.

 

"One skinhead, two skinheads, three skinheads, four...." Does anyone remember that?

 

"Old Macmenemy had a w**k, ee ei ee ei o"