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How do the media know? They don't, they make things up. Perhaps it needs to be written on the side of a bus for you to see that it is a totally fictitious piece of bollocks

Does amuse me when people start quoting players salaries and THEN get all self-righteous about it. No-one but the club, the player and his agent know what their salary is. That doesn't stop people ranting on about how piss-poor their attitude must be and how they haven't yet justified a totally fictitious number made up by a journo with columns to fill or some twatter clown just making sh*t up for clicks or giggles.

I am the very definition of cantankerous when people are being undeservedly negative, and that bloke was exactly that ? . Makes me think of a miserable sod, unable to take joy in beating a very strong dipper team who are running away with the league. Andy, its an internet thing, you can call me whatever you want. And yes, down the pub I would have pointed out the fallacious nature of clowns saying that we only beat a 2nd choice Liverpool side. Maybe because I am handsome, charming and debonair, I'd get away with it, but I've said much worse things to other members in here whenever we've met up for a piss up.

Wash out your scummy, pikey mouth with soap, young man! f**king Yorkshire indeed! Do I LOOK like I'm painted blue with woad and dressed in wolfskins?

Well thank you. I don't hate you, precious. I think you talk a load of bollocks and are an argumentative sod sometimes, but occasionally you make some sort of twistedly logical sense, and, even though it's quite often a pain in the arse, I have a guilty admiration for some of your google-spam stats listings.

If you say so - It wasn't me belittling the performance by inaccurately describing the Liverpool team as "a 2nd choice " team, when it quite clearly wasn't. You get all pre-menstrual as much as you like, I only respond to sentiments like that with the facts, like how many first team players they actually had. And I think you should learn to differentiate between abuse and discussion. Find me anyone else who thinks that denigrating a marvellous win against the current league leaders (and probable winners) by claiming that they had a team of 13 year-olds out isn't being a miserable sod.

Lewis Cook? Again? Really? You do keep on with that nonsense. Wasn't it you punting Callum Wilson all last season as well? Do you own some sort of South Coast piss-poor players agency? Are you on commission, or are you their mum?

Everton were made to look garbage by a superior team performance. It's not a crime to admit that your team played well,when they do. FFS, lots of people in here are only too happy to criticise when we don't play well. I don't have a great opinion of Barkley, I think he hasn't got a footballing brain and has been very sloppy, particularly in our third on way too many occasions to be reliable, but he has stepped up this last couple of games. Sometimes we just have accept that not everything fits our own preconceived positions.

f**k me but you are a miserable sod. The scousers played 5 or 6 of their regular first team players and brought on Salah, Milner and Firmino. It was nowhere near "a 2nd choice Liverpool side". I really wish people would stop trying to belittle the team all the time, and just accept that we actually played well and beat the run-away league leaders and current European champions. And I'm REALLY looking forward to seeing this side against anyone, Bayern or Brentford, because, for the first time in a long while, we have a whole load of exciting prospects doing the job on the pitch. Pity some of our internet fans aren't doing the same and getting behind these lads.

You know I'm just a sweety and you love me really.

He's not even that slow really, but doesn't have the stamina to last 90 minutes every 4 days

Isn't he a bit of a tit, though?

Oh Dicky, Dicky, Dicky, how many times have I told you not to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man. You should know better.

I lived down there for a few years, just round the corner from Fratton. Bunch of aggressive idiots that would do anything for their mates, their mates' mates and anyone who took the piss in a well-meaning and witty way. Oh what japes we had.

BBC pundits last night unanimously declare we were by far the better team and that's the best they've seen us play all season. BBC Breakfast News Sports headline - "Liverpool knocked out of the cup by goalkeeping error" No narrative at all, mind.

Is it April 1st already? sh*t, I must have well overslept.

Or someone has to take a yellow for the team from time to time. There was a lot of whining in the Arsenal match that Emerson couldn't take a tactical yellow for their first goal because he was already booked. Sometimes, it adds up. And you have to be honest, for a lot of posters in here, Jorginho being banned for a couple of games is a good thing, like when tossers cheers when their scapegoat player of choice gets injured or whatever.

Careful @PloKoon13 your unhealthy Pirlo man-love is hanging out. There might be neanderthals watching. Regardless of your very many claims to have a "woman", opinions might be formed.

Or Kante slipping over?

Other than a lot more posters have demonised him into the Mikel de nos jours.

There you go being sensible and reasoning again @coco You'll not last long in here

Perhaps the club have finally realised just how f**king stupid it was to have a blanket 1 year policy for over-30's, regardless of the individual player's ability and usefulness to the squad.

Yep, seven trophies in eight years will paper the buggery out of them pesky cracks. All we have to do is win 3-0 over there with no subs on and take them to penalties. Then bring on Drogba, Ashley and Lampard near the end of extra time. Job done. We could have done with Terry last night as well, mind

Sounds like an ideal set of qualifications to be our current Prime Minister.

Not like me to be wrong on SO many levels