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To be fair to the board, by giving Frank a 2 year contract at his age on £130(?)k a week would just be ruining all the good work they have done towards FFP over the last couple of years. I blame Platini. Mainly because he's a d**khead.

To be fair to them, it's just gone midnight. Those houses aren't going to rob themselves... They'll be back.

f**k off Torres & Benitez, just f**k off.

Imagine if he was as good as he thinks he is.... holy sh*t. Better than Messi and Ronaldo put together!

Sorry if this has already been mentioned, but why on earth isn't this on TV? sh*tty stream followed by 'analysis' on MOTD later... Unless it really is on TV?

We would have heard more about him if he was particularly good.. 24 and no Brazil caps (I think, may be wrong)? Much better out there as far as I'm concerned.

Only a real dope has an offshore account in their dogs name... EDIT: Sorry, not dope, c**t.

I think it's Moi THE DOUBLE BLUFF!

Chippy, you're just encouraging him mate...

Holy sh*t.

I think you'll find he didn't....

Well to be fair, I suppose he did. So that's actually a staggering 3 deadlocks broken by the mighty El Nino, I think you owe the man an apology Davey Baby.

Holy f**k, that's appalling. Wouldn't be surprised if we've broken the deadlock more times via an own goal.

Good effort Omnidroid, so far so good, although I'd imagine not all sets of fans will be quite as welcoming

I like this guy.

Considering he's coming to the end of his contract, who would be better for 'his cost' ?

Only just seen the goals from the Arsenal game, 3rd goal was sheer class. 1st two were good as well. Could do a lot worse than Walcott.

Surely if we fail to score 10 we should be disappointed? They would get pasted in Sunday league, let alone the EPL.

Frank Lampard, ladies and gentleman. Digging us out of yet another sh*theap.

Chelsea have won 9 out of 10 PL games when Lampard has started this season and lost 7 from 8 when he's not played. This is conclusive proof that he does not deserve a new contract and is basically sh*t. On a serious note, that was a quality header.

My fave vid of the year by far.... > This isn't bad either.... > "Tears stream down your face, when you lose something you cannot replace" You are correct Mr Coldplay man.

Thank god I found this, couldn't work out why it wasn't working. Cheers

To be honest, I doubt anyone was complaining about our 'lack of a transfer policy' when we playing sexy football at the start of the season with Hazard, Oscar and Mata ripping through teams. I do wish we would dip into the youth squad though, Billy Clifford has been deserving of a chance for 2 years now.

Amen to that. Scores a couple from outside the box and all of a sudden he's one of the best fullbacks in the world... Tbh, surprised Liverpool weren't interested.

The lovechild of Benitez and Torres himself, Yossi Benayoun, is set to return next week. Forgot this was just a half season loan. It's Spurs' turn to have him now isn't it? Or QPR?