Adam

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If this is true, for me, it will be worse than the sacking of RdM. Lamps is IMO our greatest ever player, only our board would tell him to pack his bags and f**k off. If his age is the problem, then we should be looking for a replacement for the corpse-like Buck himself...

Makes sense, as he shares a similar waist size as well.

Doubt it, he's out of her league.

He proved yesterday he's still got it... the board could have shown a touch of class yesterday by giving him his contract after his record breaking game. Sadly, class is not something that you find anywhere near our board. He's done nothing to deserve such sh*t treatment and if he gets released without becoming our record goalscorer it will be a disgrace. You know what to do Buck and Gourlay, you stupid cretins.

Excellent work, Agent Bosingwa.

Every single player was faultless today, gone for Super Frank, would be fair to give it to any of them. Also, that was probably the best performance at right back I've seen from a Chelsea player in a very long time. Well in, Dave.

12 goals in 9 games this year would suggest he's getting there......

He's said on his Facebook and Twitter this morning that he really wants to stay at WBA this season. Bringing him back early to halt his progression is one thing, but bringing him back early against his will is another. There's literally no upside to bringing him back. We could buy a £2million striker in January that would do the job with the 3 amigos behind him, would be tough to find a striker that would do a worse job than Torres.

Perhaps, but getting his hairdo all nice and fancy before the match must be pretty tiring...

Why is Torres immune to becoming tired himself?

Would be a massive mistake to bring him back. Will completely stall his progress, which to be fair is what he said himself in the post match interview. Couldn't be at a better club in his circumstances. Sturridge going means there's obviously a striker coming in January anyway. Would love it to be Higuain, but I reckon it will be Wilfried Bony.

Torres just isn't interested tonight. Has done jacksh*t apart from ruin chances.

Done deal according to Rory Smith of the Times:- "As I suspect most newspapers will be reporting tomorrow, #LFCshould announce Sturridge+Ince in the first couple of days of Jan. Deals done." "That's Danny and Tom, by the way, not Dean and Paul. Though they'd maybe both get on the bench." "Suspect that means #CFC will have to go for a striker - at least one - to replace Sturridge. Desperately need a presence in midfield, too." "Think Sturridge/Ince will be £18m or so the pair. Decent signings, but is this what all the fuss about the new scouting team was about?" Rory Smith might be a smug prick, but he's definitely one of the better journos. Doubt he would put his reputation on the line like that unless he's positive. All in all good news I reckon, Sturridge isn't worth anything near that figure. (suspect the majority of the 18 is for him)

I bet you're rubbish at scrabble.

To be fair to him, what he said has been exaggerated and he's tried to explain himself on twitter. Nobody can argue with the fact that Corinthians wanted it more (apart from Luiz...) He shouldn't have come out and said that but he's 18 and has just been a bit naive. Some of the criticism he is getting is ridiculous. If I was a South American sat on the bench watching team mates (Torres in particular) stroll around in 3rd gear, I'd be furious. You've only got to look at Luiz's reaction at full time to see how much it means to them. In his interviews on CTV he's always come across as polite and well grounded. We all say sh*t we regret when we are angry/sad etc etc....

No dating profile this time?

Agreed. Both quality, both massively overrated and not worth anywhere near what Napoli want for them. Would much rather KdB is given a chance anyway, playing 90 mins week in week out in the Bundesliga shows he's ready for a chance at least. 40million euros for Hamsik is absolutely insane.

Fernan Frank Lampard.

Surely you're ok with the BBC website? My problem is just hiding it. Debating taking my lunch break at 10:30

It will definitely be a challenge. Not Monterrey, watching it on the computer without my boss noticing.

Can't remember who the challenge was with, but I'm pretty sure it was just a dodgy landing.

Torn his anterior cruciate ligament, out for the rest of the season.

Crikey, having a bad day at work? Relax!

Might as well just get him signed. His fee will shoot up over the next few years. Sign him, send him to a decent championship side and then in 8 years sell him for free to West Ham.