Amusing trending topic on Twitter that I thought I'd share with you wonderful people.

It's easy enough, just think of a song that has the word Heart in it and replace it with Arse. I'll go first.

You'll Be In My Arse - Phil Collins.

Your turn!

All of my Arse - ABC

Wooden Arse - Elvis

I Wear My Arse On My Sleeve

Shoot That Poison Arrow Through My Arse

I Left My Arse In San Francisco

Arse of Glass

Achy Breaky Arse

Stomach vs. Arse

Total Eclipse of the Arse

How Can You Mend A Broken Arse

Hungry Arse

Don't Go Breaking My Arse - Elton John (how apposite)

There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Arse)

Sheer Arse Attack

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Arse's Club Band

Edited April 21, 201016 yr by yorkleyblue

Owner of a Lonely Arse - Yes

ArseBreaker - Led Zeppelin

Arse of Stone - Rolling Stones

Stop Draggin' My Arse Around - Petty/Nicks

Fill Your Arse With Love Today - Bowie

Arse Full of Soul - Yardbirds

You're in My Arse, You're in My Soul - Rod Stewart

Edited April 21, 201016 yr by ThunderDan

Total Eclipse of the Arse

Best thread ever!

Arse full of soul - chris isaak

The arses filthy lesson - david bowie

arse of glass - blondie

achy breaky arse - billy ray cyrus

listen to your arse - roxette

big list of songs here with heart in them. http://www.listology.com/list/songs-featuring-heart-title

Its an Arseache, Bonnie Tyler

I left my Arse in San Fransisco, Frank Sinatra

every beat of my Arse, Rod Stewart.

This old Arse of mine, Rod Stewart.

Jack of Arses, Bob Dylan.

where do broken Arses go, Whitney Houston.

what becomes of the Broken Arsed, Jimmy Ruffin.

anyone who had a Arse, Cilla Black.

unbreak my Arse, Toni Braxton.

How do I get you alone, Arse.

I'm surprised no one have picked that all time Dion classic yet:

My Arse will go on

And then we have:

Shape of my Arse - Sting

Put a little love in your Arse - Dolly Parton

And my all time favourite:

Deep Inside Your Arse - The Echoing Green

You are my arse's delight - Richard Tauber

Take these chains from my arse - Ray Charles

Edited April 21, 201016 yr by moi

Last Christmas (I Gave You My Arse) - Wham!

Arse of Glass - Blondie

Arse-Shaped Box - Nirvana

Arse on Fire -from the Rocky films

A Good Arse (is hard to find) - Fergal Sharkey

Arsebreaker - Will I Am

Arsebreaker - Will I Am

I think I've seen a movie with that name

Manics -You stole the sun from my arse

Tom Petty - Listen to Her Arse

Edited April 21, 201016 yr by Backbiter

Books

Arse of Darkness - Conrad

Arse of Midlothian - Walter Scott

The Arse Asks Pleasure First

The Arse of a Man - Frankie Vaughan

Heavy Arse by Arse

Arsebreak Hotel - Elvis

Raining in my Arse - Buddy Holly

Arseless - Arse

Pumping (My Arse) - Patti Smith

Try Sleeping with a Broken Arse - Alicia Keys

Edited April 21, 201016 yr by ThunderDan

Zing went the Strings of my Arse - Judy Garland (?) in The Philadelphia Story (?) - it was aslo called the trolley Song, I think

I left My Arse in San Francisco - Tony Bennett

Stop, Look, Listen To Your Arse - Diano Ross and Marvin Gaye

There Must Be an Angel Playing with My Arse - Eurythmics

Pop Goes My Arse - Hugh Grant

Somewhere in My Arse - Aztec Camera

Listen to my Arse, Roxette.