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48-team World Cup 2026

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7 hours ago, dermott said:

Koeman resigns as Netherlands coach. @Valerietops the list of possible replacements. The ice cream section of her supermarket has accused the KNVB of tapping up. The supermarket and the KNVB are believed to be in negotiations over a settlement believed to amount to a lorry load of Cornettos.

I will demand payment in Ben and Jerry tubs. And loadsa money. I would do much better than Koeman, I think modestly.

3 minutes ago, Valerie said:

I will demand payment in Ben and Jerry tubs. And loadsa money. I would do much better than Koeman, I think modestly.

Ben and Jerry? FFS.

We got rid of Madueke and I was happy to never get frustrated by the useless f**ker ever again, then Tuchel decided to pick him all the time for England ....what a w**ker.

Elliot Anderson, I think he is a top midfielder and as some of you have read on this forum, I would have had him replace Enzo Fernandez. But if you only concentrate on him during a match, he always instructs others what to do, by gestures, by shouting. This can be frustrating for some players, Anderson acts likes he's already won 3 World Cups and 5 UCL trophies in a row.

1 minute ago, petre ispirescu said:

Elliot Anderson, I think he is a top midfielder and as some of you have read on this forum, I would have had him replace Enzo Fernandez. But if you only concentrate on him during a match, he always instructs others what to do, by gestures, by shouting. This can be frustrating for some players, Anderson acts likes he's already won 3 World Cups and 5 UCL trophies in a row.

Some need waking up to themselves.

2 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Madueke might be a bit bang average but he's doing much better tonight than Rashford is on the other wing.

Is he f**k, both have been equally sh*te.

4 minutes ago, dermott said:

Ben and Jerry? FFS.

Preferable over Cornettos! But Italian icecream is better.

Edited by Valerie

5 minutes ago, petre ispirescu said:

Elliot Anderson, I think he is a top midfielder and as some of you have read on this forum, I would have had him replace Enzo Fernandez. But if you only concentrate on him during a match, he always instructs others what to do, by gestures, by shouting. This can be frustrating for some players, Anderson acts likes he's already won 3 World Cups and 5 UCL trophies in a row.

Jorginho made a career out pointing.

What I can remember of Madueke’s time here was him constantly sagging his shorts, and spending more time pulling them up than actually playing. Seems to have cut it out at Arsenal.

3 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Preferable over Cornettos! But Italian icecream is better.

My coffee semifreddo is legendary in these parts.

Just now, dermott said:
  1 minute ago, markpitts said:

What I can remember of Madueke’s time here was him constantly sagging his shorts, and spending more time pulling them up than actually playing. Seems to have cut it out at Arsenal.

Arsenal can afford elastic.

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