hilarious anti-chelsea/mourinho rant...this guy should have a pint of bitter named after him!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6559625.stm

The fat bar steward should go back to what he done even worse than play football, and talk sh*t..

"He doesn't like flair, he likes machines," said Waddle. "Fitness, strength and organisation are the key things for Mourinho.

"A lot of people will say this means he can't be classed a great manager, even though he has been tremendously successful and has achieved a great deal."

A lot of people will say? Is he referring to the voices in his head?

He's never had a good word to say about us.

It's always the same crap, whether its a rant like this or another worthless tabloid piece.

w**ker.

what a complete and utter tw*t.

He should have stuck to the singing

That idiot Adrian Durham spouts the same kind of drivel everytime we play Barcelona. For instance. Not that he's the only one. Sod the small minded, bitter twisted, half-witted bleedin' lot of 'em.

Talking of Entertainment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko44FNb0mpc

or this - 8 minutes in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsDUyxWZ ... ed&search=

God, i dont know why we are even entertaining this fella?..

He should have stuck to the singing

You really think so?

This video is almost better than the one above:

God, i dont know why we are even entertaining this fella?..

Spot on.

Just realised it's BYOBBC's main football story at their website at the moment!

Apparently they've got another bitter rant on their site as well:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A21777834

Waddle added: "People obviously take notice if you're winning things. If Chelsea win three or four trophies, people will think that's the way to play.

If a manager thinks that it's the way you should play just because a team wins trophies by playing like that then it would be a really bad manager in my oppinion. You play the way that suits your team, not the way that suits other teams!

Waddle is a real c*nt.

Well he is certainly well qualified to talk about entertainment, I remember he had me in fits of laughter on more than one occasion...................THE TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geordie twat.

LOL! i wanted to see more about this bloke who thinks he knows more about football than JM... This is what wikipedia has to say:-

"After unsuccessful trials with Sunderland and Coventry City and from working in a sausage and meat pie factory he was eventually taken on by Newcastle United in July 1980 for a fee of ?1,000."

hahahahha, i love how the above sentance sounds, like he also had an unsuccesful trial at the sausage and meat pie factory... c*nt...

God, i dont know why we are even entertaining this fella?..

Never a truer word but what has he ever won?

One of Waddle's first ever games was against us at the Bridge - and we won 6-0. Maybe he's just got a long memory? I hate this bloke almost as much as I hate Dean Saunders, and believe me, that's a lot of hate!

Just looked at Wikipedia, and nearly pissed myself laughing: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Waddle

"Chelsea Slagging Days

Ever since he was beaten 6-0 on his debut by the mighty Chelsea, Wobble seems to have this huge chip on his shoulder. Unfortunately entertainment is seeing him cost the whole country a game.

Chris Waddle.......it's not big........and it's not clever.

You bitter, jealous C*NT."

Don't know who added this to his Wikipedia entry, but whoever it was deserves lots of credit - and no, it wasn't me!

Funny that - something similar has happened in the Stevie Me entry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Gerrard

Some people just can't be trusted

One of Waddle's first ever games was against us at the Bridge - and we won 6-0. Maybe he's just got a long memory? I hate this bloke almost as much as I hate Dean Saunders, and believe me, that's a lot of hate!

Just looked at Wikipedia, and nearly pissed myself laughing: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Waddle

"Chelsea Slagging Days

Ever since he was beaten 6-0 on his debut by the mighty Chelsea, Wobble seems to have this huge chip on his shoulder. Unfortunately entertainment is seeing him cost the whole country a game.

Chris Waddle.......it's not big........and it's not clever.

You bitter, jealous C*NT."

Don't know who added this to his Wikipedia entry, but whoever it was deserves lots of credit - and no, it wasn't me!

Brilliant stuff.

The part about his post playing days is also very amusing.

What did you ever win Waddle? A couple of league titles in France, followed by runner up, runner up, runner up?

Fantastic.

Was Waddle still at the club when Marseille was involved in the match fixing scandal?

The Waddle and Gerrard additions on Wkipedia have already been deleted

Funny that - something similar has happened in the Stevie Me entry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Gerrard

Some people just can't be trusted

what was the jist of the gerrard stuff Loz?

Well Brit - it went a little something like this:

Stevie Me's Love for Liverpool

Stevie 'Me's love for the mousers is well documented however what is less recognised is that for him Liverpool is spelt G-E-R-R-A-R-D. However this fact was not lost on a number of hardcore Liverpool fans who, on Gerrard seemingly deciding to join a club with a fighting chanceof winning the title, decided to set light to their Gerrard shirts. However his 'love for the club' was to change his mind, or maybe that was the hefty new contract. Those that burnt the shirts, quickly bought new ones and soon persuaded themselves that it had never happened and that Gerrard was a loyal Scouser who would never turn his back on the club........until the next time.