Jump to content

Great Football Myths


Liam

Recommended Posts

What are the great football myths? Here are two to start you off.

Johnny Foreigner doesn't like it up and at 'im:

Given that one of the great exponents of "up and at 'im" style football was Allardyce's Bolton, a team composed almost entirely by dodgy foreign types, I think we can lay that one to rest.

There's is always one team sucked in to the relegation battle:

This happened once, in 1976 probably, but the phrase is obligatory now in any discussion of the relegation battle.

Any more?

Link to comment
Share on other sites


West ham and tottenham fans insist on seeing football played the right way!

As with any of us they'd like their team to win first and foremost, if you can do that playing nice football then all the better.

Geordies and scousers are the most passionate and knowledgeable fans in the world!

They're the same as fans of any other team, you want them to win, you know what's best for them and you get the effin ump if they don't win.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That famous Anfield atmosphere

That famous Scouse sense of humour

The fair mindedness and knowledgability of the Anfield crowd

You'll never walk alone was first recorded by Gerry & The Pacemakers

Steven Gerrard is a world class player

Steven Gerrard is a great player

Steven Gerrard is a very good player

That the Liverscum of '70s and '80s played entertaining football

That Liverscum have more istry than any other club there ever was or ever will be

That Liverscum's istry means they deserve more respeck than any other club there ever was or ever will be

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That famous Anfield atmosphere

That famous Scouse sense of humour

The fair mindedness and knowledgability of the Anfield crowd

You'll never walk alone was first recorded by Gerry & The Pacemakers

Steven Gerrard is a world class player

Steven Gerrard is a great player

Steven Gerrard is a very good player

That the Liverscum of '70s and '80s played entertaining football

That Liverscum have more istry than any other club there ever was or ever will be

That Liverscum's istry means they deserve more respeck than any other club there ever was or ever will be

Anyone else spot a theme? icon_lol.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Under Jose Chelsea were boring

Under Jose Chelsea only played it long to Drogba all the time

Under Jose Chelsea only won 1-0

Grant has the pedigree we've been looking for

Grant will take us to a new level

Keegan is a god

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Champions League draw is fixed/UEFA hate Chelsea

Despite all evidence to the contrary, and not one shred of evidence in support, this hoary old chestnut makes its appearance every season.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Here is my Top Ten...Pop Pickers!!!! 247.gif

1- Frank Lampard is fat

2- John Terry is slow

3- Claudio Pizzaro is a Premiership striker...

4- Flo Malouda has a backbone.

5- Malouda and Drogba have a telepathic partnership (remember that one...)

6- Lampard and Ballack can't play together.

7- JT is not a fit England captain following our England Euros exit....

8- Keegan is a managerial messiah.

9- David Mellor is a life-long Chelsea fan.

10- Michael Essien came back from the ANC's...< I've not seen sight nor sound of him>.

ChElSea2.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Fergie never thinks the ref adds on enough time at the end of a game, unless the Manks are losing in which case not enough time is added on.

When a Mank goes down in the box it's a fair penalty, when their opposition goes down the ref was blind.

Wenger never sees an incident on the field.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...

Well, this is awkward!

awkward the office GIF

The Shed End Forum relies on revenue to pay for hosting and upgrades. While we try to keep adverts as unobtrusive as possible without pop ups, we need to run ad's to make sure we can stay online and continue to keep the forum up, as over the years costs have become very high.

Could you please allow adverts on this domain by switching it off. Some of the advert banners can actually be closed to avoid interferance of your experience on The Shed End.

Cheers now!

emma watson yes GIF

Alright already, It's off!